Martin: Welcome back for Week 4 of Villain Vendetta. Today is the big day for you all. Today will determine which teams go on to Round 5, an enhanced version which will last for four more sessions after the next one, determining one winner for every coin. Today we're playing the big one: The Mini-Game Decathalon! Oh, by the way, we will have to pay those who leave today later because we've lost the source of income known as my Interviews thanks to those stupid Axems... anyhoo-
Goomba: But-
Martin: I know, there are only nine members and ten games. I have that covered. We won't play Will Flower as it is stupid and none of you can ever hope to be able to do that. Night Light Fright will also be replaced with an original game. At the end of this, two teams will leave, taking it down to the Final Four. Three members of each remaining team will also be cut.
Mini-game 1: Ground Pound Down
Players:
Team Fright: Bogmire
Team Dream: Wart
Team Wario: Mean Emcee
Team Minion: Sledge Bro
Team Bean: Fawful
Team Shyguy: Snifit 3
Martin: Alright. The rules are that there are 50 colored blocks below each of you. You have to reach the water below the quickest to win. You can do this in anyway. The winner gets 600 Decathlon points that will help decide your score at the end of the day. Second gets 500, third gets 350, fourth gets 225, fifth gets 100, and sixth gets 50.
The competitors are lined up at the top of their piles, and all of them jump, except Snifit 3 who shoots bullets at the rock below him. Bogmire falls through to the water.
King Boo: Yes!
Snifit 3 jumps and shoots a bullet, then shoots bullets to float... sorta, down while destroying rock.
Wart: Heheheh. Ground Pound!
Wart jumps into the air and does a Ground Pound, but misses and hits Fawful's part, causing both to start falling toward the water. Fawful works his way through below Wart but Wart grabs him and throws him back up. Fawful comes flying back down after him, getting third place. Snifit 3 continues shooting bullets down, as he is now to far down to get back to the side where Wart and Fawful went through. He finishes now.
Mean Emcee: Heehee. You can't beat me!
Mean Emcee twirls around in a circle though by the time he's done, Sledge Bro is already 40 blocks down.
Mean Emcee: Teleportation!
Mean Emcee teleports to the same spot as Sledge Bro, then knocks him into the air with his baton and finishes up with a Ground Pound. Sledge Bro lands in the water right after him.
Martin: Well, Team Fright wins this game, but remember that there are nine games left. Speaking of which, now is our next game: Chomp Romp!
Mini-game 2: Chomp Romp
Players:
Clawgrip
Anuboo
Fang
Vincent Van Gore
Red Breif J (substituting for Wario)
Chuck Guy
Martin: Players, your Chomps are entering right.... now!
Fang starts by swooping down in front of his Chomp. The Chomp begins drooling and chases him through the stage. Fang swoops into the goal, but moves out too quickly and therefore the Chomp is able to turn around and hit the fountain... and Fang. Clawgrip tries throwing obstacles out of the Chomp's way, but his bad aim causes each of the thrown items to hit his Chomp. Chuck Guy summons 20 other Chuck Guys in hopes of using them as bait. Anuboo jumps on the Chomp, trying to take him into the goal, but disappears...
Anuboo: (in Antarctica) I knew I shouldn't have taken that shortcut my cousin gave me...
Vincent Van Gore tries painting Chomp Cheweys (now in Pepperoni flavor!) across the ground leading to the fountain, but the Chomp doesn't like pepperoni as it turns out. Red Breif J, not as dumb as the others, picks his Chomp up and carries it to the goal. Anuboo teleports back into his goal and scores second. Clawgrip gets an idea from Red Breif J and throws his chomp into the goal, then just walks over. Van Gore creates a Chomp Call and blows on it, making Chomp come out of the ground at the goal. At this time, Chuck's Chomp gets to the goal not by eating the Chucks, but rather by chasing them because they had fresh beef. Swooper gets his in now, after regaining conciousness.
Martin: Okay! Now the third mini-game is Flower Shower!
Minigame 3: Flower Shower
Players:
Captain Syrup
Goomba
Tanoomba
Red Virus
Blue Ghost
Snifit 2
Martin: Take your places.
Syrup: Listen, ye four, we need to work together to take out that Blue Ghost.
Tanoomba: I can beat him anyway, so it doesn't matter...
Tanoomba turns into an ultraviolet light, the fastest color of light there is (light's fast anyway).
Goomba: (to Syrup) Alright, how about you go get a Plotergus and we distract them from the flowers?
Syrup: Good... hey wait a minute! You're going to steal flowers while I'm gone!
Goomba: No, I just don't have hands. I hadn't thought of that...
Syrup: Whatever. Let's just hope that they go too fast to catch any...
Martin: GO!
Blue catches four before accidently running out of the flower area.
Martin: Blue is disqualified!
Tanoomba, due to the size of light, can't catch any, so he turns into Croco. At the end of the mini-game here are the scores:
Tanoomba: 44
Goomba: 46
Syrup: 37
Snifit 2: 48
Red Virus: 22
Blue Ghost: 4
Martin: Alright, time for the next mini-game!
Mini-game 4: Leaf Leap
Players:
Ninji
Starslap
Lil' Boo
Mouser
Yellow Virus
Podoboo
Martin: Alright, the player who makes it to the blue leaf first wins!
Podoboo: But I'm color blind...
Martin: Fine then, because that blue leaf is next to the moon. GO!
Ninji takes a lead to begin with, with Lil' Boo following close behind. Podoboo follows him, followed by Mouser, then Yellow Virus, with Starslap in last place. Yellow Virus bites the vine, causing a temporary disease to go to its leaves. Yellow hangs on, but the others, not expecting this, have the leaves fall from under them. They all catch the vine a bit further down except Lil' Boo, who doesn't need leaves and flies up to the moon and waits. Ninji catches up next by jumping on twigs and Paratroopas and the blue leaf grows back, with Ninji stepping on it.
Martin: Ninji takes first place!
Lil' Boo: WHAT?!
Martin: You never touched the blue leaf.
Lil' Boo: Err...
Lil' Boo touches the leaf.
Martin: Alright, you have second. Podoboo has reached the leaf.
Podaboo: Yeah!
Martin: Now you just have to touch it.
Mouser: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mouser barrages Podoboo with bombs, launching him into space toward Mars. Mouser touches the blue leaf.
Martin: Mouser takes third.
Podoboo comes flying back, landing on top of Mouser.
Martin: Podaboo takes fourth.
Yellow Virus goes to take 5th, leaving Starslap in last.
Martin: Now for the fifth game, Sludger.
Mini-game 5: Sludger
Players:
Mom Piranha
Robirdo
Magikoopa
Mean Emcee
King Boo
Snifit 1
Martin: In this game, Petey Pirahna and Gooper Blooper will shoot muck at you while each of you must catch as much as possible in these buckets. If you drop the bucket or someone takes it, it counts toward whoever grabs it first. You'll do this until both of them are tired out.
The six start, with Magikoopa casting a spell to have his bucket collect sludge itself. Snifit 1 grabs it after it is full, pours the contents into his bucket, then puts the magic bucket back into the air to catch more sludge. Mom Piranha steals Mean Emcee's bucket and holds it and hers, getting two buckets worth of sludge. Near the end, Magikoopa casts a spell to bring all of the buckets to him. Snifit 1 grabs a full one and Mom Piranha grabs a half filled one while the rest get buckets with just a little in it, coming in at the following order:
1st. Magikoopa
2nd. Snifit
3rd. Mom Pirahna
4th. Mean Emcee
5th. Robirdo
6th. King Boo
Martin: Now that we are more than half done, I'll post up the scores so far (not counting points made in previous rounds; they'll be added in at the end):
Team Fright: 1425
Team Dream: 1475
Team Bean: 1450
Team Shyguy: 2025
Team Wario: 1475
Team Minion: 1450
Martin: Now for the next mini-game!
Mini-game 6: Dinger Derby
Players:
Limbo Bro
Laser Snifit
Chomp Bro
Big Boo
Metal Mario
Triclyde
Martin: Alright, the winner is whoever hits the most balls you hit against our championship Baseball Boys in two minutes. Go!
After two minutes, it comes to the following order:
1st. Metal Mario
2nd. Triclyde
3rd. Limbo Bro
4th. Laser Snifit
5th. Chomp Bro
6th. Big Boo
Mini-game 7: Hydrostars
Players:
Birdo
Boomerang Bro
Hammer Bro
Orange Ghost
Metal Luigi
Beezo
Martin: Alright, we have an olympic sized pool here. Each of you rides a water ski. If you fall off you lose. The first to reach me at the end wins.
Birdo starts in the lead, but Boomerang Bro throws a boomerang at her, trying to knock her off, but she keep ahold of the handles, causing it to turn over and take her below the water. She flips back over still on her ski, but is now in last. She shoots an egg, sending Metal Luigi into the air. For a second he isn't touching his ski at all.
Martin: Metal Luigi is disqualified!
Hammer Bro speeds onward, but Boomerang Bro throws his boomerang again, knocking Hammer Bro off the front, with Beezo getting an idea. He flies into the air holding on to his ski, and drops it off at the finish line, landing with it.
Martin: Beezo wins!
Orange Ghost speeds forward, but Birdo jumps out of the water with the ski in tow, and lands in front of him, then she takes second. Orange Ghost takes third, with Boomerang Bro taking fourth.
Mini-game 8: Later Skater
Players:
Shy Guy
Giga Bowser
Roger
Swooper
Bean Piranha
Fryguy
Martin: Alright, you will all complete one lap on this giant circular ice skating link that is two miles around. You can get around in any way but flying. Whoever reaches the end first wins.
All but Fryguy, Giga Bowser, and Roger get off to a great start, but Fryguy has to go slow to keep from getting cold, Giga Bowser falls in and gets stuck, and Roger SLOWLY slides around the course. Shy Guy leads, with Swooper in second and Bean Piranha in third. The three each decide to try to take each other out before going on. Roger slowly passes this as they fight and takes the lead, while Fryguy rushes to keep aflame and Giga Bowser runs through the icey water below. Giga Bowser hits the three and launches them forward, with Fryguy in last walking beside the Giga Bowser's hole he's caused. The three ride on Giga Bowser, who is going quick compared to his usual self. He tries to fling them off and accidently launches Shy Guy past the finish line right after Roger passes it. Fryguy gets an idea and finishes third because of the fact he boils the water, causing Giga Bowser to jump out and leave in pain, sending the other two to the ground next to the water. Bean Piranha, due to his speed, is able to finish right before Swooper.
Martin: Alright, here it is, the final game. The only way Team Shy Guy can lose is if they get last here and Team Dream gets first. Judging from the odds, I don't think that will happen.
Mini-game 9: Triple Jump
Players:
Ostro
Gritty Goomba
Bob-omb
Chauncey
Waluigi
Ice Snifit
Martin: You will each get three jumps on the Long Jump course. The person who gets the combined longest total wins.
The order comes to:
1st. Ostro
2nd. Waluigi
3rd. Chauncey
4th. Bob-omb
5th. Ice Snifit
6th. Gritty Goomba
Scores:
Team Fright: 2875 + 43 = 2918
Team Dream: 3475 + 68 = 3543
Team Bean: 2275 + 57 = 2332
Team Shyguy: 3500 + 45 = 3545
Team Wario: 2675 + 30 = 2705
Team Minion: 2000 + 45 = 2045
Martin: Alright, Teams Minion and Bean are kicked off, and now it is time for the voting off of characters.
After the voting...
Martin: So, Wart, Robirdo, Fryguy, Mom Piranha, Starslap, Gritty Goomba, Sledge Bro, Swooper, Chomp Bro, Vincent Van Gore, Chauncey, Big Boo, Waluigi, Metal Luigi, Mean Emcee, Snifit 3, Ice Snifit, and Laser Snifit are all gone! Next time we'll have just 24 competitors left and 9 of those will go next week, and Wario will return! Here's a list of who's still in the game:
Team Dream: Captain Syrup, Mouser, Birdo,
Ostro, Triclyde, Clawgrip
Team Fright: King Boo, Bogmire, Orange
Ghost, Blue Ghost, Lil' Boo, Roger
Team Wario: Wario, Metal Mario, Giga
Bowser, Red Virus, Blue Virus, Yellow Virus
Team Shyguy: Shy Guy, Beezo, Chuck
Guy, Snifit 1, Ninji, Snifit 2
Martin: So long!