Giant Survivor: Good Guys, Bad Guys, Minions, and CRRRRRRRRRRRRRAZIES!!!

By JP

Sergeant Dark Bones (SDB): Welcome to Giant Survivor: Good Guys, Bad Guys, Minions, and CRRRRRRRRRRRRRAZIES!!! I’m your host, Sergeant (pronounced Sir-Gent) Dark Bones. My buds and I have decided to make a Survivor, and one is participating. This is a huge turnout for a Survivor:  46 contestants! I needed 16 more, though. That’s where my brother’s inventions come in. He invented a cloning device and a mind-meddling laser, so I duplicated 16 characters and turned the clones into psychos. I set it so that only one clone at a time is in his/her/its right mind.  I’ll introduce the characters now. (Not all are Mario, but most are)
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Good Guys
Mario Mario, “Jumpman”
Luigi Mario, Overshadowed Brother
Yoshi Dino, Hungry Dino
Peach Toadstool, Princess
White Lightning, Quick Bones
Toad Mushroom, Fungus
Toadette Mushroom, Female Fungus
Cerberus Yoshter, Ice Yoshi
Registeel, Legendary Steel Monster
Koops, Koopa
Bobbery, Bomb
Twink, Star Kid
Watt, Electro-Ball
Splish Yoshem, Light Blue Yoshi
Splash Yoshem, Water Yoshi.
Sploosh Yoshem, Purple Yoshi.
(Note: Splish, Splash, and Sploosh are brothers)
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Bad Guys
Bowser, King Koopa
Larry, Spy
Iggy, Punching Bag.
Roy, Power Punch
Wendy, Female Koopa
Lemmy, LL Ruler
Morton, Blabbermouth
Ludwig, Genius
Bowser Jr, Jr.
Wart, Froggy!
King Boo, Ghost King
Big Bob-omb, Big Explosive
Petey Piranha, Walking Plant
Belome, Cloning Dog
Naval Piranha, Water Plant.
Big Bungee Piranha, Purple Piranha Plant
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Minions
Goomba, Low of the Low
Koopa Troopa, Koopa
Boo, Boo
Piranha Plant, Weed
Bob-omb, Dynamite
Spiny, Spike ball
Sky-Blue Spiny, Blue Spike Ball
Stalfos, Bone Warrior
Bombshell Bill, Golden Bullet
Banzai Bill, Big Black Blaster Bomb
Red Bones, Red… Bones
Lakitu, Spiny Chuckster
Shy guy, Mask Man
Anti Guy, Black Guy
Baseball Boy, Hitter
Mr. Kipper, Fish
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CRRRRRRRRRRRRRAZIES
Psycho Mario, CRAZY Hero.
Psycho Luigi, CRAZY Sidekick
Psycho Peach, CRAZY Girl
Psycho Yoshi, CRAZY Dino
Psycho Bowser, CRAZY Kidnapper
Psycho Lemmy, EXTREME CRAZY!
Psycho King Boo, CRAZY Ghost
Psycho Belome, CRAZY Eater
Psycho Lightning, CRAZY Speed
Psycho Bombshell, CRAZY Gold
Psycho Anti, CRAZY Black
Psycho Baseball, CRAZY Swinger
Psycho Spiny, CRAZY Spike
Psycho Kipper, CRAZY Sushi
Psycho Roy, CRAZY Punch
Psycho Wart, CRAZY Froggy
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Day 0

SDB: Man, I’m out of breath!

Slergeant (Slur-gent) Dark Bones (SlDB): Bro!  We’re landing soon.  Better talk to the people.

SDB: Yeah, I know…What took us so long anyway?

SlDB: Psycho Mario screamed “Where’s my inhaler?! I need it to live!!!” We were searching for two hours before we realized two things: One, Mario doesn’t need an inhaler; and two, this is PSYCHO MARIO we’re talking about!

SDB: *sigh*

SlDB: You can quote that for me, too.

SDB: Okay. (in SlDB’s voice) *sigh*

SlDB: Very funny.  The passengers are waiting.

SDB: (animated vein) Well WHY didn’t you tell me they were waiting?!

SlDB: …

SlDB attacks SDB.  The two start brawling as Blak Bonz comes in.

Blak Bonz: *animated sweatdrop* The passengers are waiting.

SDB and SlDB: Well WHY didn’t you tell us?!

Blak Bonz: …

Mario’s Voice: WE’RE WAAAAAAAAAITING!

Another Mario’s Voice: I LIKE PIE!!!

SDB: I’m coming, I’m coming.

He runs to the passengers’ room. (Yes, they all slept in the same room the previous night.)

SlDB and Blak Bonz: *animated Sweatdrop* What motivated him to go, anyway?  Geez…  We’re coming too!

They run after SDB.

SDB: Hey, Blak.  Were’s Bloo? I thought he was with you.

Blak: He got tied up.

The camera cuts to the passenger room, where Psycho Bowser is playing with a tied up Bloo Bonester.

Bloo Bonester: HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Psycho Bowser: You wanna get married?  Is that what you said?

Bloo:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Suddenly Psycho Bowser becomes the “sane one”.

Sane Psycho Bowser: What are you doing, being tied up?  I’ll untie you.

Bloo: Thank goodness.

SDB, SlDB and Blak come in.

SDB: Yeah, I know it was a shocker for you who signed up to be abducted in the middle of the night.  But the MLE (Mushroom Law Enforcers) were watching me so I had no choice.  I know, I could have blasted them to smithereens, but I didn’t feel like it.  Anyway, the first part of the Survivor is on the southern part of Monster Island.  You may feel free to gasp now.

Silence.

SDB: I said, you may all feel free to gasp now.

More silence.

SDB: GASP, DANG YOU!!!

All: *GASP*

SDB: Good.  Somewhere along the rocky wasteland is a kitchen that moves every half hour.  There is an unlimited supply of delicious food in there.  But you have to find it first.  Don’t worry though.  You won’t go hungry.  We give you breakfast everyday.  The first Immunity challenge is about food.

Belome, Cloning Dog: Maybe this won’t be so bad after all.

SDB: How come Morton hasn’t talked yet?  I expected better from him.

Roy steps aside and reveals Morton taped against the wall.

SDB: Good job.  We’re arriving soon.

He turns to leave.

SDB: Oh, one more thing.  Monster Island has a lot of monsters to avoid, kill, and eat.  Some taste good, some are like poison.  Every mass will get a sheet of what is good and what is bad. IF they find or win one. There are several different sheets.

White, Quick Bones: Just to tell you, he didn’t inform me on anything.

CRASH!!!

White, Quick Bones: (weakly)  Especially about that…

SDB: Well, we landed!  About time, too.  Now everyone salvage what you can before we set the plane on fire!  You have… five minutes, starting… NOW!

He pulls out a flamethrower.  Everyone starts running amok to get their possessions.

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Psycho Mario: Cheese!  I need CHEESE!

Sane Psycho Bowser: There is no cheese!

Wendy: Where’s my makeup?

Blak: We threw it away.

Wendy: WHAT?!  HOW DARE YOU?!

Blak: … But you can make makeup from the roots and herbs and animals here!  It’s free.

He hands her a sheet.

Wendy: Thanks Blak! (?! WENDY saying THANKS?! It’s the end of the world!) I have a question. Where are we staying?

Blak: Why should I tell you?

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Blak: If you want those sheets we were talking about, you’ll have to find them!

Lemmy: WHEREWHEREWHEREWHEREWHEREWHEREWHEREWHERE…!

All (except insane psychos): LEMMY, SHUT UP!!!

Luigi: Found one!

Sky-Blue Spiny: Me too!

Morton: I got, acquired, received, established, found…

Roy attacks him with quick-dry cement.

Roy: He DID get one!

All (except insane psychos): WOW!

Psycho Mario: CHEESE!

Psycho Yoshi: YUM!

He ate the cement. Morton’s mouth is still glued, though.

Sane Psycho Peach: Found it!

SDB, Host: All teams found the sheets in one minute!  Did I not hide them well?

Flashback…

SDB: They’ll never find them here!

He hides the sheets in the teams’ bags.

End Flashback.

SDB: I guess I did…
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Bowser: I got our weapons!

Mario: I got ours!

Stalfos: I did here!

Sane Psycho Kipper: Ours here!  Nobody cares though.

Insane Psychos: NO WE DON’T!
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Big Bungee: Armor!

Cerberus: Ours here!

 Anti Guy: Mine!

 Sane Psycho Anti: Yeah yeah, armor.
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Peach: Where’s the exit?

Red Bones: There!
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Mario: It’s… It’s… It’s LOCKED!
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Registeel: WHAT are we going to do?!

Bowser: I don’t know!

Sane Psycho Bowser: Me neither!

Everyone looks at them.
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Registeel: Uh oh…

Bowser: You said it, brother.

Mario: Here’s my plan…
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Bowser (real and clone) and Registeel are hoisted up by the others.

Mario: Charge!
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They start charging.
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SDB: What are you doing?
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Mario: Breaking down the door.
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SDB: Why?
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Mario: It’s locked!
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SDB: No it isn’t.
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Mario: We pushed it! It didn’t work
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SDB: It’s a PULL door!

Mario: WHAT?! PULLLLLLLLLLLPULLLLLLLLLLLLL!
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Mario: WE’RE OUT!
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FWOOOOM!

The plane burst into flame. YAY!

Luigi: …We… got… out… Yay…

Lemmy, LL Ruler: That… was… so… FUN!!!

SDB: There are three ways you can live here. First, deluxe house: 16 beds, pillows and blankets, no utensils to use in the wild. Second, house: 8 beds, 8 pillows, 16 blankets, some utensils to use in the wild. Third, no house. no beds, no pillows, 16 blankets, all utensils to use in the wild.

Wendy: What ARE these “utensils”?

SDB: I’ll get to that.  (* means you don’t get it with “House”)          The utensils are: Flamethrower*, ax, juicer*, chainsaw*, club, Lazy Shell*, shield*, web extractor*, first aid, tranquilizer darts and gun, boots, iron boots*, underwater gear*, ball ’n chain*, screwdriver, and jackhammer*.

Wendy: What’s juicer and web extractor?

SDB: Stuff you’ll want.

Wendy: What stuff?

SDB points to her sheet. Wendy’s eyes lit up.

Wendy: I know which one we should get!

Roy: No. We’re not getting deluxe house.

Wendy: No! I want no house

Bad Guys (minus Wendy): WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

Bowser: Are you SERIOUS?!

Wendy: Dead serious… and you’ll be dead too if we don’t go my way.

Bowser: No house it is! I’m proud of you, Wendy.  You of all people!

Wendy: It’s a lot better… and don’t say that again.  It ruins my reputation.

Mario: No house for us, too!

Spiny: We can live with deluxe house.

Sane Psycho Luigi: House.

SDB: No, No, Deluxe, House. Got it!  Here are your maps! Follow the roads to the places!

Sploosh: What roads?

SDB snaps and three paths appear.

SDB: Now go!

Everyone rushes to their campsite.
 


Days 1-3

Day 1

Good Guys

BAM! BAM! BAM!

Luigi: What the…

Luigi looks around and sees White throwing rocks at Registeel!

Peach: What are you doing?!

White: Waking you guys up.  It’s already 11 o’clock.

Registeel: Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.

White: Everyone up?  Good.

Bobbery: What do we do first?

Mario: Find feathers.

Toad: Where?

Mario: The Tub-o-Troopas!

Toadette: The what-o-what’s?

Peach: Tub-o-Troopas.  Fat, green Koopa Paratroopas!

Twink: What, those guys?

He points to a group of Tub-o-Troopas.

Mario: Yes, those guys.

Mario runs over and hits one with the Lazy Shell, and White thuds them with Registeel.  Four of them finally die, and they get their feathers.

Mario: Now we need webs, from Spinthra and Arachne, with our web extractor.

Luigi: They might be over there.

Mario: Come on!

Mario, Luigi and White go over there.

Bad Guys

Bowser is cutting wood.

Bowser: Hum dee dum. Morning, everyone!

Wendy: So much to do today!

Bowser, King Koopa: She seems ecstatic about it. Strange.

Petey Piranha: That’s right! We need to chop, build, make hammocks, make pillows…

Wendy: Make makeup.

Bowser, King Koopa: Nooooww I understand. Almost.

Naval: I think we should split up in groups. Bungee and I will go and kill some monsters.  What do we need to kill?

Bowser: Spinthras, Arachnes, Heavy troopas…

Wendy: Bloopers…

Petey: Corkpedites, Stumpets…

Larry: …and Pinwheels. We need fans.

Bungee: Spinthras, Arachnes, Heavy Troopas, Bloopers, Corkpedites, Stumpets, and Pinwheels.  Got it.

They leave.

Bowser: Roy, you and me will chop wood.  Wendy, you get fish to fry.  Larry, search for hidden sheets and the kitchen. Ludwig, carry water from the river.  Morton, stay here at camp.  Lemmy, create a refrigerator. Iggy, use the jackhammer to cut an outline, 50 by 50 feet.  Everyone else, protection crew.  Do what you can with what you kill.

Everyone does their job.

Minions

The minions enjoy sleeping in their beds so much, none are awake.

All: Zzz… Zzz… Zzz…

CRRRRRRRRRRRRRAZIES!!!

Everyone is doing random stuff except Sane Psycho White.  Sane Psycho White is getting ticked off.

Sane White: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!

Psycho Mario: CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Psycho Lemmy: WHOO!  BLAH!!! YUMMMY YUMMY!!!

Psycho Yoshi: YUMMMM!!!

He eats everyone.

Sane White: LET US OUT!

Psycho Mario: CHEESE!

P. Mario topples out of Yoshi’s rear end.

Sane White: Mario found the exit!

He gathers everyone and tells them they will get pie if they topple out of Yoshi too.  They do so.  Then S. White jumps into Yoshi.

S. White: It’s gonna be like this everyday.

Good Guys

Mario: You were right, Luigi.  They were there.

Luigi: Well, it was just a guess…

Luigi, Overshadowed Brother: Wow. I'm being appreciated.

Mario: Hey, I heard a rustle!

Out of the bushes come a Mad Mallet, a Pounder, and a Poundette.

White: ATACK!!!

The trio overtakes the hammers with Lazy Shell attacks from Mario, club attacks from Luigi, and Luigi’s head attacks from White.

Luigi: Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.

Finally, the four of them are knocked out (Mad Mallet, Pounder, Poundette, Luigi), and Mario and White drag them back to their camp.

White: Why isn’t Luigi helping?

Mario: You KO’d him, Lightning.

White: I did?

White Lightning, Quick Bones: How can I KO someone when I don’t know I did?

Cameraman: Because you can.

Mario: How about the three of us form an alliance?

White: Sure.

Mario: So who’s a threat?

White: Who’s smart?

Mario: Splash.

White: K

After a while, they get back to the camp.  The two see the construction of the house is already underway.

Splish: Mario!  We were thinking you got lost!

Mario: We did.

Splish falls over.  Everyone else gets an animated sweatdrop.

Day 2

Breakfast

Peach: I’m sure glad we get fed once a day, at least!

SDB: Compared to other Survivors, what do you, the Good Guys, think?

All: Better.

SDB: How about the Bad Guys?

All: Much better.

SDB: The Minions have been asleep since Day 0.  Go wake them up, Blak.

Blak: Yes, sir!

He leaves and comes back with the Minions.

Minions: B1 (look at it sideways)

SDB: Good.  Now, I’ll send Slur, Blak, Bloo, and Derk (another bud) to your campsites for the poem, so keep most people at camp.

Mario: Sure.

Bowser: Yep.

S. Yoshi: Fine.

Spiny: K.

SDB: Good.  Everyone, breakfast is over.

Bad Guys

Bowser: Well, let’s start using the dead creatures we got.  Use Corkpedites for the stone building, webs for hammocks and pillowcases, feathers for pillows, Stumpets for something for the kids to go around on, Bloopers for ink, and Pinwheels for fans.  What are the extra things?

King Boo: Amanita  we can use them for lamps; K-9, we can have it as a pet; and Oerlikon, we can use it as a weapon.

Bowser: Good haul.

Belome: Thank you.

Bowser: Larry, did you get anything?

Larry: No.

Bowser: Dang.

CRRRRRRRRRRRRRAZIES!!!

S. White: Why am I the sane one when things like this happens?!

All of them have been eaten by P. Belome.

S. White: Where's Luigi?

He hears “PASTA!” from the front of the mouth.  He goes up there.  Luigi is hanging from the uvula!

S. White: Oh noes.

Belome then throws up and all of them come out.

S. White: I stand by the comment I made yesterday…

Good Guys

Mario: It took a while, but we got a place to live!

Luigi: No kidding.

White: Yeah.

Splash: Well we did do it.

Sploosh: NOWEDIDN’T!

Everyone falls over.

Sploosh: Just felt like disrupting the peace.

Everyone falls over again.

Sploosh: What?

SlDB: Hey dudes!  I’ve got the poem!

Peach: TELL US OR YOU WILL DIE.

SlDB: Too late, I’m already dead. Well…
 For this you need a gut of steel,
 Or else you’ll never ever heal
 From the disgusting guck
 We make you eat, I wish you luck.
 See ya there

Registeel: Oh boy.

Peach: A gut of steel… Guck… Yeah, that is an Oh, boy.

Bad Guys

Blak is saying the poem.

Blak: For this you need a gut of steel,
 Or else you’ll never ever heal
 From the disgusting guck
 We make you eat, I wish you luck.
 See you there!

All: HELP!!!

Minions

Same thing as with the Bad Guys, but it’s Bloo.

Bloo: For this you need a gut of steel,
 Or else you’ll never ever heal
 From the disgusting guck
 We make you eat, I wish you luck.
 See you there!

Goomba: Oh noes!  I’m not good with yucky food.

Sky-Blue Spiny: We’re doooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmed.

Shy Guy: Things couldn’t get any worse.

Red Bones: Um…

Stalfos: We can’t eat!

Shy guy: Wow, things are worse than I thought.

CRRRRRRRRRRRRRAZIES!!!

Derk Darkness: Who’s the sane one here?

S. Belome: Me.

Derk: For this you need a gut of steel,
 Or else you’ll never ever heal
 From the disgusting guck
 We make you eat, I wish you luck.
 See you there!

S. Belome: I can eat anything! I ate Bowser once!

Derk: Wow, you can eat anything.

Day 3

Immunity Challenge

SDB: Welcome to the first Immunity Challenge… Psycho Yoshi, spit them out.

S. White: AGAIN! It happened AGAIN!

SDB: Shut up.  Well, we spin the Wheel, you sit at the position.  It keeps going ‘til someone refuses food.  The Mass Massacre will have two people leave.  Okay?  One more thing.  You may NOT crack your sticks on my head.

Most: Awwwwwww…

SDB: Too bad.  Those who are not voted off may not crack sticks either.

Most: Awwwwwww…

SDB: Mario!

He spins the wheel.

SDB: Seat 5. Luigi, seat 15; White, 9; Peach, 4; Registeel, 3; Koops, 6; Toad, 32; Toadette…

At last, all of the Good and Bad Guys are seated.  Covered plates are then served.  Bowser opens his.  There is a skull with what looks like worms moving in it.

SDB: Koopa skull with live boogers!  Yum!

Reluctantly, Bowser shoves it down his throat.  Toadette opens hers to reveal a kind of pie.  She scarfs it down immediately without waiting to hear what it’s called.

SDB: … Cricket pie.

Toadette: WHAT?!

Registeel finds nuts and bolts in his.  Being made of steel, he eats it with no problem.  Peach finds French Silk Pie.

Peach: *BURRRRRRRRRP* Excuse me.

SDB: NEVEH!

Mario finds Deep Sea Cheep, which tastes no good.  But he eats it without breaking a sweat.  Koops gets fried worms, which he downs.  It keeps going on for an hour (and surprisingly all the food Peach gets is good), when finally Bowser says he can’t eat anymore.

SDB: The immunity… thingy goes to Mario.

Mario: I got it!

Immunity Challenge 2

All the people are seated already.  Goomba opens his platter and sees a fried Goomba on it.  He immediately refuses it and the immunity… thingy goes to the Psychos.

Mass Massacre

SDB: The stick behind all of you is burning with the flame of your life.  The light goes out for the people voted off.  Cast your votes in this box.

Bowser goes to vote.
Bowser, King Koopa: Be gone, freaky plant.

The Koopalings go to vote.
Koopalings, the Koopalings (duh): Adios, Dad.

Everyone finally votes.

Author’s Note: I’m too lazy to write everyone’s names down.

SDB: Now let’s see the votes.

Bowser
Bowser
Bowser
Big Bungee Piranha
Bowser
Bowser
Bowser
Bowser
Bowser

SDB: Bowser, you’ve got eight votes.  Light the fuse with your stick.  Let me douse the-

Bowser cracks the flaming stick on Big Bungee Piranha, who is set on fire.

SDB: …stick so you can crack it on whom you think is most responsible for you’re leaving the isle…

Big Bungee is howling in pain.

SDB: Someone get the hose.  All the rest of the votes are Bowser, so Bungee leaves too.

Bungee cracks the flaming stick on Bowser.

Bowser: OWIE!

SDB: Bowser, the mass has spoken.  Bungee, Bowser has spoken.

BOOOOM!!!

They go flying into the abyss.

Mass Massacre 2

CRACK! Goomba cracks the stick on his own head.  CRACK! Koopa cracks it on Goomba too.

SlDB: Goomba, Koopa, the mass has spoken.

BOOOOM!!!

Koopa: 19th page and he finally decides to give me a speaking part!

People Who Left:
Big Bungee Piranha, Purple Piranha Plant
Bowser, King Koopa
Goomba, the low of low
Koopa Troopa, Koopa.

Farewell to these four. This has been Giant Survivor, Days 1-3.  See you later!

Who voted for whom?

Bad Guys:
Bowser-Big Bungee Piranha (a freaky plant)
Everyone Else-Bowser (lost them immunity)

Minions:
Goomba-Koopa (competition)
Koopa-Goomba (competition)
Boo-Banzai Bill (get rid of the strongest)
Piranha Plant-Banzai Bill (alliance with Boo)
Bob-omb-Goomba (Hates him)
Spiny-Goomba (hate)
Sky-Blue Spiny-Goomba (alliance with Spiny)
Stalfos-Goomba (HATE)
Bombshell Bill-Goomba (HATE!)
Banzai Bill-Goomba (alliance with Bombshell)
Red Bones-Koopa (didn’t like being one)
Lakutu-Spiny (doesn’t like chucking them)
Shy Guy-Koopa (always steals Shy Guy glory)
Anti Guy-Koopa (alliance with Shy Guy)
Baseball Boy-Boo (random vote)
Mr. Kipper-Boo (alliance with Baseball Boy)

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