Nintendomon: The Elite Cup

By ParaBonz

Episode 4

LAST TIME ON NINTENDOMON...

Brownie: Well as far as I know, Nipper's ability is Frenzy Plant, which triples his plant attacks if he's in danger. And Fire Bro's is Frenzy Flame, which triples his fire attacks. Likewise, Cheep Cheep has Frenzy Fish, which triples his water attacks.

Nipper WAS KNOCKED OUT!!

BATTLE END...

Mario: Good battle, Bro.

Brownie: Of course, I'm the Gym Leader! We'll have a 2 on 2 single match!

Mario: Go Buzzy Beetle!

Brownie: Go Red Paragoomba!

Red Paragoomba WAS HIT!! Red Paragoomba CAN'T MOVE DUE TO HYPER TACKLES'S SECONDARY EFFECT!!

Brownie: Nice job, so far.

Mario: Buzzy Beetle, use Shed Shell, and combine it with Hyper Tackle!

Brownie: WHAT?! NO!!! I DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOUR BUZZY BEETLE KNEW HYPER TACKLE!

As they leave the Goomba Village Gym, they also leave a valuable friend they have made, who has taught them more than they thought. With their newly/evolved caught Nintendomon, and Mario's first and only seal, they leave Goomba Village, domain of Larry Koopa, to a hotter, sandier place: Desertville.

Brownie: Good luck, and come back when you've beat the Elite Cup!

TODAY ON NINTENDOMON...

Yesterday's adventures keep running through Mario's mind, as a lot of stuff happened... He caught a Koopa, was almost killed by a Chain Chomp, beat Luigi, evolved Buzzy Beetle, and got the Cafe Seal. But he is also thinking about the long road ahead to the Elite Cup, which is 7 seals away.

Luigi: So Mario, how did getting a new seal feel?

Mario: I don't kn-

Luigi: What?

Mario: Stand absolutely still...

Luigi: What?

Mario: There is a green dinosaur-like Nintendomon up ahead...

Nintendex: THIS HAS NO DATA REGISTERED. AS YOU MAY KNOW, THERE ARE PLENTY OF NINTENDOMON THAT HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN DISCOVERED.

Luigi: So it's a legendary one?

Mario: Yes, and I'm going to catch it.

Mario turns his hat around (Why, I don't know), and throws a Nintendoball.

Mario: I choose you, sphere-shaped inanimate object!

Luigi: They're called Nintendoballs.

Mario: AS I WAS SAYING... GO!

It hits the strange creature, and a sickening thump is heard.

?????: OWWW!!!

Mario: I didn't work! Go other 526 Nintendoballs!

?????: How in the world can you carry all that?!

The spheres strike.

?????: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

505 "Ow!"s later...

?????: If the balls aren't working, doesn't that make you suspect I'm NOT a Nintendomon?!

Mario: Oh my DAD! It talks! Go Superball!

A Superball is equal to a Greatball.
A Megaball is equal to a Ultraball.
A Gigaball is equal to a Masterball.

The strange creature just catches the Superball, and throws it back at Mario, making a clean shot that hits him in the head.

Mario: Ow! Okay, okay. You're NOT a Nintendomon! (rubbing his head) Ow...

?????: Well, my name is Yoshi. I am Nintendomon Researcher. Well, not really. I like to draw Nintendomon.

Mario: So you’re not Brock and-

Luigi: You are Tracey.

Yoshi: Who's Brock, and who's Tracey?

Mario: Nobody, want to join our adventure?

Yoshi: I don't know, I have a busy schedule.

He takes out a calendar, then Mario takes a out a lighter and burns it.

Mario: Burn baby, burn!

Yoshi: WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR!? Well, I don't have a busy schedule anymore, well actually, I don't have a schedule period, so I'll join you guys. So, where are we headed?

Mario: Desertville. So let's go.

They see an intersection where there are 2 arrow-shaped signs, one that says Toad Town (Mario and Luigi's home town), while the other says Desertville. Mario looks closer and reads some text written on that sign that says:

To my incompetent rival,
Mario, if you are reading this, you stink. Plus I probably already have the Blaze Seal and am headed to Aquariam Island, where I'll get the Wave Badge. Just you wait, by the time you get all the badges, I'll be the Champ!
With a lot of hate, your rival,
Wario

Mario: Oh that-

A lady screams, a jackhammer is heard, a car horn is heard, an airplane crashes, a baby cries, Luigi is freakin' out, and Mario curses.

Luigi: Is it over?

Mario: (breathing heavily) Yes. COME ON, YOU LAZY BUMS, LET'S GO!!!

Mario runs off to Desertville, and drags Luigi and Yoshi along with him.

Just a few minutes later...

They see the landscape, it's full of pyramids and whatnot. Then the go to the Nin. Center and see Nurse Peach.

Mario: Weren't you in Goomba Village? I could've sworn it...

Nurse Peach: Oh no, that was just my sister.

Luigi: Twins?

Mario: Most likely.

Yoshi: I'm hungry, let's eat and sleep a little before challenging the gym.

Mario: Okay.

They eat, heal their Nintendomon (apparently Yoshi only has one, and it's a Koopa), and then rest...

Later that night...

Sirens are blaring and the whole town wakes up!

Mario: What's happening?!

Nurse Peach: Please evacuate the building!!! Hurry!

Officer Daisy: Nurse Peach, we have to get the injured Nintendomon out of here!

Yoshi: What's happening?!

Officer Daisy: Someone set the Center on fire!

Luigi: WHAT?! YOU HAVE A TWIN TOO?!

Officer Daisy: Yes, but that's not important!

Mario: We'll help evacuate the Nintendomon!

After a few minutes, they manage to get all the Nintendomon out.

Luigi: Who could've done this?!

A megaphone is heard from above the center.

Morton: It is I, Morton Koopa Jr! And it is time for my motto!

Morton's theme plays…

It is I, Morton Koopa, Terror of the Night!
If you start to annoy me, get ready to fight!
No one can beat me!
It's my destiny!
I SHALL RULE THE-

People: SHUT UP!!!

Morton: Your insolence shall be punished! Prepare to battle! *battle music plays* Which one of you rude people will fight me?

Mario: That'll be me! Good, polite, average, not-ninja Mario!

BATTLE START!!

Morton: Go, Big Bandit!

Mario: Go, Fire Bro!

Morton: Use Cheap Shot!

Mario: Fire Bro, dodge!

Fire Bro WAS HIT!!

Morton: Cheap Shot never misses, that's why it's cheap!

Mario: Oh yeah! Fire Bro, use Firebreath!
Big Bandit WAS HIT!!

Morton: Use Charge!
Big Bandit IS CHARGING HIS ENERGY!!

Fire Bro: Use Heat Reserve!
Mario: Why are you telling yourself to attack?
Fire Bro: Oh yeah. Bonz made a typo. Uh... I mean... Fire-Fire-Bro.
Mario: Okay... Fire Bro use Heat Reserve!!
Fire Bro IS CHARGING HIS FIRE TYPE MOVES!!

Morton: Use Mega Punch!!

Mario: Use Burn Return quick!
Fire Bro DODGED MEGA PUNCH AND COUNTERED IT WITH BURN RETURN!!
Big Bandit WAS KNOCKED OUT!!

Morton: Oh yeah? Go, Podoboo!

Mario: Fire Bro return, go Koopa!

They throw in their new Nintendomon.

Nintendex: PODOBOO, THE FIRE/NONE SPECIFIED NINTENDOMON. THEY SAY THAT THESE ARE THE DEAD SPIRITS OF ONLY THE STRONGEST FIRE NINTENDOMON. THEY EVOLVE INTO LAVA PODOBOO. THEY ARE RIVALS TO NORMAL BOOS. UNLIKE BOOS, ANY ATTACK CAN HURT THESE.

Mario: Cool, NOT!

Morton: Oh, you cruel boy. Podoboo, use Blaze Tackle!

Mario: Koopa, use Withdraw!
Koopa RAISED IT'S RESISTANCE!!
Koopa WAS HIT!! NOT VERY EFFECTIVE!!

Morton: Why?! Isn't Koopa a Reptile/Armor Nintendomon?

Mario: Who doesn't know that withdraw is a Water-type move?

Morton: Uhh... Luigi?

Luigi: No kidding, I'm as surprised as you.

Mario: Koopa, use Shell Slam!
Podoboo WAS HIT! SUPER EFFECTIVE!!

Morton: WHAT?! WHY?!

Mario: Armor beats None Specified.

Morton: Darn!

Mario: Again, use the same attack!

Morton: You can't attack twice in a row!

Mario: Says who?!

Morton: Says me, I just said that!

Mario: Well, my Koopa stole a Ferrari, and now has mad speed, so use Shell Slam!
Podoboo WAS HIT!! SUPER EFFECTIVE!!
Podoboo WAS KNOCKED OUT!!

BATTLE END...

Morton: Drat!

Mario: Fire Bro, use Firebreath!

Nurse Peach: Birdo, use Egg Throw!

Officer Jenny: Sniffit, use Bullet!

Luigi: Nipper, use Razor Bite!

Yoshi: Koopa, use Shell Slam!

There's a huge explosion where Morton is standing.

Morton: Looks like I'm blasting off for the first time ever, making this the start of a lot of running gag-

People: SHUT UP!

Mario: Cool! Let me scan those two new Nintendomon!

Nintendex: BIRDO, THE REPTILE TYPE NINTENDOMON. THEY SHOOT EGGS FROM THEIR MOUTH. THEY HAVE HIGH HP, AND ARE RARELY USED FOR BATTLE, THEY ARE USUALLY ASSISTENTS IN NINTENDOMON CENTERS. SNIFIT, THE ARMOR TYPE NINTENDOMON. THEY SHOOT BULLETS FROM THEIR MOUTH. THEY HAVE HIGH ATTACK, AND ARE USED MORE OFTEN FOR HELPING OFFICERS.

After the incident with Morton, they put out the fire (which they didn't put out during the battle), and pretty much fix the whole place, but there is a machine part that is needed if thet want to make the center's healing function operational again.

Nurse Peach: I'm sorry for asking this of you three. I know that you are all pretty busy, but the center will be closed if you don't do what I'm about to ask you. Since Morton caused a fire, he damaged everything. Most of it could be fixed, but the problem is he damaged one thing that is really necessary, a special valve. You see, this valve is made from plants, believe it or not, and filters medicine to make it even more effective; and since we are low on supplies right now, we can't open without it. As you can see, it is impossible to make that valve here. Why? Well, because we are in the desert. There are two old women who take care of plants who live not that far away from Desertville. They might be able to make one. I think their names are... Zess T. and Tayc T. Could you maybe get that valve? You should also maybe be able to get a Water type Pokemon, there is a lot of water there. That'd be really useful against Rick, the leader of the Desertville Gym.

Mario: Sure, why not?

Luigi: Yeah, we have a lot of time.

Yoshi: In that case, let's go!

Mario: So we have to find Zess T. and Tayc T.

Luigi: Exactly!

Yoshi: So where is this place?

Mario: I don't kno-
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Luigi: Mario!!!

Mario tripped over a rock and started rolling down a hill at nonstop speed. Then Yoshi runs to the edge of the hill and Luigi trips and started rolling down the hill, and takes Yoshi down with him. After a few seconds (which feels like hours to them) Mario lands- and boy is it hard. He gets up and manages to stand on his feet, but he is really dizzy. After a few more seconds (like 10), Yoshi and Luigi land, fortunately, right on Mario. After they all manage to get up (after falling quite a few times), they notice a sign that says:

WARNING!!!
STEEP HILL AHEAD!!!

Mario: What's the point of putting the sign at the foot of a hill?

Luigi: I don't know... Hey look! A house!

Mario: Let's-a go!

Yoshi knocks on the door of the house.

Tayc T: Hello, my name is Tayc Toad, and that's my sister over there, Zess Toad.

Zess T: Shut up, Tayc.

Tayc T: (whispering) Sorry about that, she's just cranky.

Mario: We've come in search of a special valve, for the-

Tayc T: For the Nintendomon Center, right? About a year ago, I got an order for, like, 20.

Luigi: Yes! Can you make one for us?

Tayc T: Of course!

Zess T. walks to the door.

Zess T: On one condition... There is this group of Cheep Cheeps that call themselves the Cheep Cheep Chargers. They overwater our plants, ruin our soil, and flood everything. If you can convince them to stop, we'll give you the valve free. It'll probably be done by the time you get back. You can't miss them, there are four, and they all wear sunglasses.

Mario: I accept! Come on, let's go!

They leave.

Tayc T: They're done for, aren't they?

Zess T: Yep.

Anyway...

Mario: They'll have to be near water. Let's make a trap.

Their trap is actually fishing.

Luigi: This is a trap? And where'd the rods come from?

Mario: Yes, and they were just drawn here.

Yoshi: ...?! I GOT A BITE!

Mario: You did?!

They all help Yoshi pull out the catch, and it is a Cheep Cheep... with sunglasses!

Cheep Cheep: Cheep-Cheep-Cheep!

3 other Cheep Cheeps appeared, 2 with round sunglasses like the one that was caught, and one with sunglasses with pointed edges, this one apparently being the leader.

Mario: Will you all stop causing trouble?!

The leader snickers as he thinks of how to trap them...

Mario: Go Fire Bro, Koopa, and Parabuzzy!

Luigi: Go Nipper, Paragoomba, and Chain Chomp!

Yoshi: Go Koopa!

The Cheep Cheeps attacked, in an unusual way... 1 of them slaps Yoshi's Nintendoball back to him, so Koopa isn't released. The 2 other Cheep Cheeps do the same with Mario's Parabuzzy and Luigi's Paragoomba. Then the leader sends back Luigi's other Nintendomon and Mario's Koopa, leaving only Fire Bro.

BATTLE START!!

Mario: Fire Bro, use-

The 4 Cheep Cheeps used Squirt Gun.
Fire Bro WAS KNOCKED OUT!!

BATTLE END...

Mario: They were just too powerful, plus they have a type advantage.

They are all tied together with a rope (which came out of nowhere apparently), and taken to a cave. After about 2 hours...

Mario: Cheep Cheep! Please let me go to the NinMart to buy a potion, my Fire Bro is dieing!

Cheep Cheep: Cheep-Cheep.

Mario: Please!

After begging for about 30 minutes, they have enough compassion to let him go. But they guve him a condition, that if he is not back by sundown, his friends will sleep with the fishes.

Mario: We're gonna have a sleepover?!

Cheep Cheep: CHEEP!

Mario: Drat.

He leaves.

Mario: I must hurry!

Mario gets to the mart.

Mario: Hmmm... An SMM, this could be useful...

He runs the way back, but faints from the fatigue...

Meanwhile...

Luigi: Where is Mario?!

Back to where we were...

Mario: ... Huh… What... happened... Did... I... pass... out? Oh! There's not much time left! I have to hurry!

Mario got there really fast, and was there in time. He gave Fire Bro the potion. The Cheep Cheeps tried to overpower him again but he made another deal...

Mario: It'll be you against my Fire Bro. If you win, do whatever you want with us, and if I win, you'll let us go.

Cheep Cheep: Cheep!

BATTLE START!!

Mario: Fire Bro, go! Take this!

Mario threw the SMM he had bought.

Mario: Let's try it out! Fire Bro! USE SHELL SHOCK!

Nintendex: UPGRADE IN PROCESS...

Mario: What?

Nintendex: UPGRADE COMPLETE. PLAYING UPGRADE MESSAGE IN 3-2-1:

The screen comes up with a video of E. Gadd.

Nintendex: HI MARIO. IT'S ME, PROFESSOR E. GADD. IF YOU ARE WATCHING THIS MESSAGE, IT MEANS YOUR NINTENDEX GOT UPGRADED, EITHER BY CATCHING A NINTENDOMON WITH A NEW TYPE OF ATTACK, USING A NEW TYPE OF ATTACK, OR BEING HIT BY A NEW TYPE OF ATTACK. YOUR NINTENDEX HAS BEEN UPGRADED WITH THE TYPE: STATIC. SOME BASIC INFO: IT BEATS FLYING AND WATER, IT'S NOT STRONG AGAINST PLANT, AND DOES NO DAMAGE TO ARMOR. WELL HAVE A NICE DAY, AND KEEP GETTING MORE UPGRADES!

Mario: Cool, so Shell Shock is a Static type attack...

Cheep Cheep WAS HIT!! SUPER EFFECTIVE!!

Cheep Cheep USED SQUIRT GUN!!
Fire Bro WAS HIT!! SUPER EFFECTIVE!!

Mario: Fire Bro, use Shell Shock again!
Cheep Cheep WAS HIT!!

Mario: Are you ready for this?! GO! NINTENDOBALL!
BAM! IT HIT!
IT'S SHAKING... SHAKING... SHAKING... YES! YOU CAUGHT A Cheep Cheep!

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