Snifit X Season 1: The Snifit Adventures

By Red Shy Guy

Episode 4: The Cake Monster

Back in the dimension with San- Smithy, we see the Factory Chief going towards him.

Factory Chief: Master Smithy, I got the footage and I know the Snifits’ plans.

Smithy: Plans?

Factory Chief: They are getting a cake from Chef Torte. Why don’t we spoil their party?

Smithy: Excellent, send them there and give them this.

Factory Chief: Yeast?

Smithy: Special Yeast. NOW GO!

Factory Chief leaves.

Smithy: I won’t let these blithering idiots win. They are dead!
 

We join the Snifits in Booster Tower as Valentina walks up to them.

Valentina: Did you get the groceries?

Snifit 1: No.

Valentina: Then get it, you moron!

Snifit 2: Fine, we’ll go to Marrymore.

At Marrymore…

Snifit 3: (reading List) Um. Am I reading this right? Nuclear Waste?

Snifit 1: No dummy. It says, um... Liquid Nitrogen.

Snifit 2: Look, Dodo is coming.

Dodo: Um, Snifits, duh, Valentina sent me to give you a message, duh. Valentina said “Chef Torte is inside the chapel place”, duh. I am also here to help you with that list, duh.

Snifit 1: Great. Now, do you know how to read?

Dodo: Duh. Yes. Okay, item one is Cake Mix. By the way, Valentina forgot you guys can’t read since you flunked Kindergarten.

Snifit 1: Got it. We didn’t flunk, Dodo. We got kicked out for setting the school on fire when they said we shouldn’t play with matches. We proved them wrong.

Dodo: T_T  Imbeciles.

20 minutes later they arrived at the Marrymore chapel.

Dodo: So we got everything, duh. Now let’s give this to Torte, duh.

Snifit 3: Why do you say duh?

Dodo: Nasty habit.

Chef Torte: Great. Now Moi can cook ze delicious cake. Apprentice, get to work.

Apprentice: Okay, Chef Torte.

Dodo: Hey Snifits, I need to get back to Booster’s Tower. Duh, bye.

Dodo flies away.

Snifits: Bye.

40 minutes later…

Chef Torte: It is finished. Now Moi must leave for an appointment. Apprentice, stand guard. Booster will be here.

Apprentice: Yes sir.

Torte leaves.

Apprentice: Snifits, can you guard the cake? I need something I forgot.

Snifits: Sure.

Apprentice: Great.

He leaves.

Snifit 1: Look, a beetle! We must catch it.

The Snifits leave.

???: Hehe. Now that the Snifits aren’t there, we will make them pay for what they did to Mack and Bowyer. Quick, put in the Monster Yeast.

????: Got it.

The figure puts the yeast in.

???: This is going to be one great party.

????: They’re coming back, let’s leave.

???: Right.

They leave.

Snifit 1: We’re back. Now Booster will be here in 30 minutes, so let’s decorate.

25 minutes later…

??: Grr.

Snifit 1: Was that my stomach?

Snifit 2: I don’t know?

??: Grr.

Snifit 3: There it goes again.

Dodo: Duh, it’s probably me.

Snifit 3: Dodo, what are you doing here?

Dodo: Duh, just wanted to know how you’re doing.

Snifit 3: Great. Now Dodo, can you help me put the dead beetles near the punch?

Dodo: What kind of decoration is that?

Snifits: I don‘t know! I just put in random stuff I could find.

??: ROAR!

Dodo: Duh, cake alive.

Snifit 2: Attack!

Snifit 3: Really? Quick, Snifit Ultra Attack!

Chef Torte and Apprentice come in.

Chef Torte: Vhat are you doing, fools?!

He sees them punching the cake.

Chef Torte: Mon Due! Attack!

Snifit 1 56/56
Snifit 2 54/54
Snifit 3 57/57
Vs.
Chef Torte 50/50
Apprentice 50/50

The Snifits stack up and launch each other at Torte, but he puts up his frying pan. BAM! The Snifits get stopped by the frying pan. The Snifits hit the frying pan away and kick Torte in the face. Apprentice slaps Snifit 1. The Snifit slaps him back and Apprentice does the same. Snifit 2 charges at him but Chef Torte pan smacks him. He gets hit from behind by a Lightning Orb.

Snifit 1 50/56
Snifit 2 48/54
Snifit 3 54/57
Vs.
Chef Torte 45/50
Apprentice 45/50

The Snifits spin around and Torte tries to hit them, but the Snifits jump on Torte and Apprentice and use Electroshock while in the air. Chef Torte and Apprentice get stunned and get hit by Bullets. Torte uses Hyper Plasma Cannon and gets a direct hit on the Snifits. The Snifits fall down hurt. Torte comes up to them but…

POKE!

Chef Torte: OW! VHAT?!

Apprentice: Um... Master Torte, the cake is alive.

Chef Torte: I don’t ze anything.

Snifits: Grr. Chef Torte, he is telling the truth.

Chef Torte: Enough of this nonsense, ve fight.

Snifit 1 30/56
Snifit 2 28/54
Snifit 3 34/57
Vs.
Chef Torte 30/50
Apprentice 30/50

The Snifits shoot at them but Chef Torte and Apprentice dodges, then…

??: ROAR!

Chef Torte: MON DUE! ZE CAKE IZ ALIVE!!!

Apprentice: Told you.

They flee.

Bundt: ROAR!

Snifit 1: WE FIGHT!

Snifit 2 and 3: Mommy.

Snifit 1 rams into Bundt but he doesn’t get hurt at all. Snifit 2 ground pounds him but Bundt still doesn’t get hurt. Snifit 3 throws a Bob-omb but to no effect. Bundt uses Mega Drain. The Snifits get hurt. The Snifits shoot bullets to no effect. Bundt just yawns at the Snifits’ attempt.

Snifit 1 25/56
Snifit 2 23/54
Snifit 3 29/57
Vs.
Bundt 30/30

Snifit 1: Wait a minute, we need to blow out the candles.

Snifit 2: Way ahead of you.

Snifit 2 pulls out FLUDD. Snifit 2 sprays the water on the candles. Bundt gets angry and uses Sandstorm. The Snifits get stunned and Bundt sends a shockwave. The Snifits get blown away. The Snifits stack up on top of each other and use Electroshock. Bundt gets stunned and then gets hurt by Storm. Bundt gets hurt badly.

Snifit 1 18/56
Snifit 2 16/54
Snifit 3 22/57
Vs.
Bundt 10/30

Bundt’s candles start to light up again. Snifit 2 pulls out FLUDD. He sprays more water, then FLUDD runs out of water. Bundt rams into Snifit 2. Snifit 1 ground pounds Bundt. Bundt gets angry but he gets hit by a Gunkball. Bundt shrivels up and melts.

Raspberry: ROAR!

Raspberry uses Diamond Saw. SHINK! Snifit 3 takes the hit. Snifit 1 uses new attack Gunk Cannon. Splosh. Splosh. Splosh. Raspberry gets stunned and Snifit 2 uses Volt Cannon. Raspberry yells in pain. Snifit 3 uses Spin Slam. Raspberry uses Solidify. Snifit 3 gets defeated. Snifit 2 gets frozen. Snifit 1 runs toward Raspberry but he uses Drain Beam. Snifit 1 gets hurt.

Snifit 1 4/56
Snifit 2 2/54 frozen.
Snifit 3 0/57
Vs.
Raspberry 55/75

Snifit 1 tries to break the ice but gets hit by Blizzard. The Snifits faint.

Dodo: SNIFITS!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I WILL AVENGE YOU!!!

Dodo does Giga Impact (even though he is not a Pokemon). WAM! Raspberry hits the wall and Dodo gets hurt from the impact. Raspberry uses Diamond Saw. SHINK! Dodo gets hurt badly. Dodo rams into Raspberry but Raspberry dodges the attack and Dodo hits the wall. Raspberry uses Ice Rock. SQUISH! Dodo gets squished. Dodo Ground Pounds. Raspberry. Splat. Dodo then uses Multi Strike. Raspberry gets hurt badly and jumps out of a ram.

Dodo 20/60
Vs.
Raspberry 20/75

Raspberry uses recover, +20 HP. Dodo uses Kamikaze Attack. WHAM! Dodo crashes into Raspberry. Raspberry uses Blizzard. Dodo gets cold but uses Feather Throw. Raspberry gets stunned. Dodo Ground Pounds Rasapberry. Then he uses Giga Impact WAM! CRASH! They both hit the wall.

Dodo 0/60 X_X
Vs.
Raspberry 0/75

Booster comes in.

Booster: Cake. MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!

Raspberry: Eep.

He gets eaten.

Booster: Super Delicious!!!

Snifits (regaining consciousness): What happened?

Booster: I ate yummy cake. Let’s go home. I’ll carry Dodo.

Snifits: Okay.

They leave.

Snifits: Why didn’t Valentina come?

Booster: She had a feeling you failed, but I came.

Snifits: -_-  Of course.

So they go to Booster’s Tower.

So ends Episode 4.

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