Smithy: Hehehe.
Factory Chief: Sir, why aren’t you angry that your minions lost?
Smithy: Now that they’re gone, my monstrous machine will destroy them.
???: Master Smithy!
Smithy: Yaridovich? What do you want?
Yaridovich: Why can’t I go?
Smithy: You stay near the factory when the Snifits come.
Yaridovich: ? The Snifits come? But Master-
Smithy: That’s an order!
Yaridovich: Yes, Master Smithy.
Yaridovich leaves.
Smithy: Factory Chief, prepare the defenses and that machine of yours. In fact, I’ll check on it.
Smithy leaves.
Factory Chief: ? Can those Snifits really come back?
With the prisoners…
Tick.
Mario: ?
Tick.
Luigi: ?
Tick
Peach: What’s that no-
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Booster: That was my bomb.
Twink: You mean you had a bomb and you didn’t use it?
Booster: Yes.
Mario: Let’s-a go.
The prisoners go to the top of Peach’s castle and see a weird machine.
Luigi: This machine can make Smithy-
Smithy: Someone call my name? You’re lucky I’ll let you live. Everything is according to plan. The Star Road is destroyed. This machine will ensure my victory. Now minions, get those buffoons in their cell.
Ninjas: Yes, Master Smithy.
They grab the prisoners and leave.
Back with our idiotic heroes…
Klevar: Thank you, Snifits and Snifit group, for helping me. Have my power.
The Snifits can now use Timeout.
Klevar: It is sad you couldn’t prevent Axems’ destruction nf Flower Fields.
Snifit 1: Right.
Klevar: Well, see you in Star Haven.
Klevar leaves. The Snifits open a charred door and see Toad Town and an unconscious Minh T.
Snifit 1: Oops.
Merlon: Snifits, go to Shiver City, then from there go to Shiver Region.
Snifit 2: Wow, you are a good sorcerer.
Merlon: No, this Ninji told me.
Ninji: Let’s go!
Snifit 3: We have to go to the sewers.
Snifit 4: Great.
Snifit 5: Let’s go!
General Guy: Right, well, just go, we will catch up.
They go down the sewers.
Snifit 1: Ack! I’d hate to be the people who work here.
Snifit 2: Well let’s just go find this warp pipe.
The Snifits destroy the floor and fall down. They see a river. The Snifits get on a toy boat and start sailing.
????: BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOPER!!!
A Super Blooper appears.
Snifit 1: Quick! Kill it!
Snifit 2 takes a gun and fires. A cork hits the Blooper.
Snifit 3: Ack! Darn Nintendo’s family friendly policy!
Snifit 4: Flamethrower!
The Blooper becomes sushi.
Snifit 5: Good going, gang.
The Snifits continue and see a large chest. They open it, finding a mini Bulky Bomb. They can now blow up bigger obstacles. The Snifits continue and see their partners.
Snifit 1: How’d you get here?!
Tubba Blubba: We just broke the door near Tayce T’s house.
Snifit 2: Well, let’s just go in that door.
They see a warp pipe and go in. They go to another one and see something.
Chapter 7: Snifits and Star Spirit on Thin Ice
The Snifits see they are in Shiver City.
Bumpty: Hi there. Welcome to Shiver City.
Koopa Bros: We need to go to Shiver Region.
Bumpty: Normally we’D say yes but lately a weirdly shape creature has been looking for ones in masks. So talk to the mayor of Shiver City.
Tutankoopa: Okay, thanks.
The Snifits knock on the mayor’s house.
Mayor’s Wife: Who is it?
Tubba Blubba: We’re travelers who need to pass by.
Mayor’s Wife: Okay, come on in. My husband is in the back.
General Guy: Thanks.
The Snifits go and see the mayor is unconscious.
The Snifits: Oh dear! 0_0
Mayor’s Wife: Eeeek!!! You killed him! It’s a murder mystery!
Penguin Patrol: Not this again. What’s the problem, ma’am?
Mayor’s Wife: My husb-
Penguin Patrol: Let me guess, he “died” and you’re going to blame those Snifits. Then Herringway will come and he will awaken.
Mayor’s Wife: Um. Yes.
Penguin Patrol: Well that sounds reasonable. So the Snifits did it.
General Guy: Woah! We didn’t do it!
Penguin Patrol: Fine! Find the criminal.
The Snifits leave and go to Herringway’s house. They blast the roof.
Herringway: What in blazes?!
The Snifits grab him and take him to the mayor’s house.
Penguin Patrol: Hey! Mayor Penguin is awake.
Herringway: Help! These lunatics are capturing me!
Penguin Patrol takes a gun and fires. The Snifits duck, then they hear…
????: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Thud.
Snifits: Anyway, you are free to go.
Mayor Penguin: You can go to Shiver Region.
The Snifits go and see Punchinello but there’s a hole through him and there’s raspberry jam on the floor.
Snifit 1: Ugh.
The Snifits put snow around Punchinello. They continue down the road and see a snowman.
Snifit 2: ! It’s Frosty the Snowman! Kill it!
Snifit 3 takes his flamethrower and burns the snowman.
LP: Must you kill everything?
Snifit 4: Hey, you hate the cold, how are you living?
LP: I’m in my lava ship. Now let’s go!
They continue and see Monstar.
Monstar: DO NOT GO!
Snifit 5: You don’t tell us what to do!
Snifit 5 shoots Monstar away.
HNP: That works.
They go to Starborn Valley.
Merle: Hello Snifits.
Snifit 4: Merlon, how’d you get here?
Merle: I’m Merle! Now I’ll say this really quick. So you ready to listen? Okay now AmonsterinvadedtheCrystalPalaceandkickedCrystalKingoutandtheStarSpiritisthere. You got that?
Snifit 2: Yup.
Merle: Good, now take Crystal King with you.
Crystal King joins the party.
Crystal King: Now beware, many things reside there that could kill you…
Snifit 2: Right. Let’s go.
The Snifits proceed to the entrance to Shiver Mountain.
Crystal King: Now to open it you need to hit that lever.
Crystal King hits a lever and Snow Mountain appears.
Snifit 1: Let’s go!
The Snifits see Snow Mountain and climb. They see a bunch of monsters.
Snifit 3: When in doubt, pull out the flamethrower.
The enemies catch on fire and turn to dust.
HNP: Must you destroy everything?
Snifits: Yes.
The Snifits keep climbing, then they stop.
Tubba Blubba: *huff* Why’d you stop?
Snifit 1: What do you think?
General Guy: We must keep going.
Snifit 2: We know, but-
Crystal King: Don’t say it! I feel that way too.
Snifit 3: But we’re just so very tired of walking.
Crystal King: Me too, but-
Captain Falcon appears.
C. Falcon: Hey kids, you know when I’m tired and in need of a boost I just reach for an ice cold Falcon Punch. Falcon Punch! That’s right. It has enough Vitamin C and antioxidants to blow your head off.
Snifit 1, 2, and 3 get some.
C. Falcon: Falcon Punch!
Snifit 1, 2, and 3’s heads blow off.
Snifit 4 and 5: Oh my DAD, you killed them!
C. Falcon: Don’t worry, kids, they’re clones of you.
Snifit 4 and 5: All alright.
They take some.
C. Falcon: Falcon Punch!
Snifit 4 and 5’s heads blow off.
C. Falcon: It’s like a rising knee to the face. So remember when you need a boost of speed to first get some-
Tubba Blubba: Falcon Punch!
C. Falcon’s head explodes.
Crystal King: Great, those Snifits are dead because a loony person made them drink some death drink.
General Guy: We can discuss that later. We need 1-Ups.
HNP: Who died and made you leader?
General Guy: They died, now let’s go.
LP: What if we’re sick of listening to you?!
Tubba Blubba: Listen, people, let’s just calm down.
Tutankoopa: Like we’re going to listen to a weakling.
Koopa Bros: Says a guy who is easy to defeat.
Everyone except Crystal King: RUMBLE!!!
The bosses get into a fight.
Crystal King: Idiots. Better get the 1-Ups.
30 minutes later…
Snifit 1: Thanks for the 1-Ups.
Crystal King: Let’s go.
They continue and all of a sudden there are 2 other Snifits.
Snifit 6: Hey there.
Snifit 7: Aren’t you glad to see us?
Snifit 1: ? I don’t remember seeing you guys at the party.
Snifit 6: Oh, um… We heard about it and we knew that you were coming here.
Snifit 7: Now we are here to tell you something. You can’t pass!
Snifit 2: Why?
Snifit 6: If you race us back down we will let you pass!
Snifit 3: Okay!
General Guy: 3, 2, 1, GO!
Snifit 6: Here I G-
General Guy: FINISH!!!
They tee The Snifits are at the finish line.
Snifit 7: But how? Grrrrr. You win this time!
Snifits 6 and 7 disappear.
Snifits: Weird.
They keep climbing and see a crack in the wall.
Snifit 1: Activate the mini Bulky Bomb.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Snifit 2: Um… Am I too late to tell you that I set it?
Snifit 1: Yes.
They go in and hear a voice.
Madame Merlar: Hello, Snifits. I’ve been waiting.
Snifit 4: Poltergeist!!!
Snifit 5 takes the Poltergust 3000 and sucks up Madame Merlar.
Crystal King: You idiots!!! Now how are we going to get to the palace?!
Snifit 5: You can open it!
Crystal King: Better idea.
Crystal King teleports them to what used to be the Crystal Palace.
Snifit Group: WOAH!!!
They see the palace is now a big base with many tough guards.
Snifit Group: We’re doomed!!!
????: Mwahahaha!!!
Snifit Group: ? Who’s there?
????: To get to me you have to pass my test.
The Snifits: No biggie.
????: You’ll see…
The door opens.
Snifit 1: What do you mean by test?
????: Like this!
Crystal King: The place is collapsing!
????: Can you make it out of here alive? Once you fall you will fall into an icicle pit. Good luck!
Snifits: Run!!!
The Snifits run past the falling ice floors.
????: Oh, I forgot about the time limit.
1:30 remains
The Snifits keep running and see the door is locked.
1:00 remains
Tubba Blubba: Falcon Punch!
The door is broken a little.
45 seconds remain
General Guy: Bulky Bomb.
The door is almost broken.
20 seconds remain
The Snifits: Bullet Bills.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
It breaks.
5 seconds remain
The Snifits quickly get in.
????: So you passed test one. You’ll need more speed! Now time for test two to begin!
Snifit Group: Huh?
????: See those graves? One holds the key. The others have horrible, ghostly monsters. Choose wisely!!!
Tubba Blubba: Hmmmm. *sniff* It’s that one!!!
Snifits: How do you know?
Tubba Blubba: I ate a ghost and had Yakey.
The Snifit Group go to the grave Tubba picked.
????: I knew this would happen!!!
The grave opens and they fall.
????: Now lets see if test one taught you anything.
Big Boo: If you want this key, you need to race me. Choose your speedy character.
General Guy: I can handle this.
Big Boo: This race is different. Look at this.
General Guy 20/20
Vs.
Big Boo 60/60
Big Boo: If you fall down a pit or lose all of your HP, you lose. If I get sucked up or lose my HP, I lose. Ready?
General Guy: Yes.
Big Boo: This race is endless. The only way to win is if one falls in defeat.
Others: *gulp*
Ready. GO!
General Guy runs ahead and dodges countless fireballs. Big Boo turns invincible and attacks General Guy. General Guy wall jumps and smashes Big Boo. General Guy jumps a pit and leaves a bomb there. Big Boo gets hit. Big Boo takes a breath and exhales. General Guy is getting pushed toward a spike wall. General Guy blows it up with his bazooka. Big Boo rams him. General Guy shoots a grenade. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Big Boo hits a wall.
Big Boo: Now for the next part.
General Guy 10/20
Vs.
Big Boo 35/60
General Guy sees a slide. He slides around and Big Boo follows.
Big Boo: Watch this!
Big Boo creates a spike bomb.
Big Boo: Bye-bye! Hahahahahahaha!!!
General Guy: Bye!
Big Boo: Huh?
General Guy: Shoots the spike bomb with a Bullet Bill. KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Big Boo is still standing.
Big Boo: I’m down but not for the count. Shadow Sneak.
Smack! General Guy gets hit in the face. General Guy jumps and throws a bomb at the ceiling. Smash! One falls on Big Boo.
Big Boo: Now I’m ticked. Eat Big Spike Bomb.
General Guy: Eat Bulky Bomb.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! There’s a cloud of smoke. Then someone comes out.
Snifit 1: *gasp*
Snifit 2: *gasp*
Snifit 3: *gasp*
Snifit 4: *gasp*
Snifit 5: *gasp*
Bosses: 0_0 You did it!
General Guy: A general is always prepared.
????: So you beat test two. Now prepare for more hardness. Mwahahahahaha!!!
The Snifit group are in another place.
????: Now this test is about aim. Look up.
The Snifits look and see a big Swoopula on the ceiling.
Snifits: *gulp*
????: See if you can shoot this thing down before your blood gets sucked dry. Oh, and you only have 1 minute and 45 seconds to do this. AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Swoopula: Bloooooooood!!!
Snifit Group: Oh crud.
The Snifits shoot at it and it falls. It starts to get back up. Tubba jumps on it.
1:25 remaining
The Swoopula starts to suck the blood from Tubba Blubba.
General Guy: This should kill it.
He takes out a wooden stake and a mallet.
1:00 remaining
General Guy stabs the Swoopula. It flies around crazily. It shoots air waves and starts pushing the group toward a shredder machine. The ceiling grows spikes and lowers.
30 seconds remain
Snifit 1: It’s time.
Snifits 2, 3, 4, and 5: Right!
They jump and…
Snifits: Snifit Transformation!
They transform into Super Snifit.
10 seconds remain
They fire a Banzai Bill
7 seconds remain
It hits the Swoopula.
4 seconds remain
It falls into the shredding machine.
1 second remainss
The doors open and they rush in there.
????: ! Hmmm. You are passing everything. I now see that you defeating the bosses was no fluke. BUT! This time you can’t win! Now step forth.
The Snifit group steps forward, then.. CRASH!!! The Snifits see a maze. Then lava starts to drip.
????: You’d better use your noggins. In 60 seconds the dripping lava will fall completely. I know you hate puzzles but this time you can’t use a lawnmower. Good luck!
Snifits: Hmm. It’s not made of grass, but…
Snifit 5: ! I’ve got an idea.
Snifit 5 gets behind Tubba Blubba and pokes him. Tubba Blubba then runs, leaving Tubba Blubba-shaped holes in the maze walls.
Snifit Group: That works.
They go to the next place.
????: HEYYYYY!!! THAT’S CHEATING!!!
Snifits: Oh yeah? Says who?
????: Mwahahahahahahaha!!! You know what?
Snifit Group: What?
????: You only have one more test. Beat this test to receive the grand prize- Kalmar. Now enter that door!
The Snifits do and see a big ice arena.
????: I never thought you would come here.
Snifit group: ? Where’s that coming from?
????: HERE!!!
The Snifits see a giant snowball. Arms and legs grow, and sharp hands and feet emerge. Then red glowing evil eyes emerge too.
Snowy: You may have beat the rest. Now comes my final test. Beat ME!!!
Snifit Group: You’re on. There’s only one of you.
Snowy: Correction. There’s more of me!
Snifit Group: Huh?
Snowy: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!
Snifit 1 25/25
Snifit 2 23/23
Snifit 3 22/22
Vs.
Snowy ???/???
Snowy makes a giant snowball. The Snifits dodge. Snowy uses icy wind. The Snifits slow down. Snowy rams into them. The Snifits quickly set a mini Bulky Bomb and… BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Snowy hits the wall. Snowy gets back up. Snowy’s eyes glow blue. He starts to make a giant icicle. The Snifits shoot him and he drops it. It falls on him but has no effect.
Snowy: Mwahahahahaha!!! Smithy did always say I was the strongest!!!
Snifit 4: Not for long!!!
Snifit 4 takes out the flamethrower. It hits Snowy but still no effect.
Snowy: Just give up!!!
Snifit 5 takes out a Bulky Bob-omb and… BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Snowy hi’s the wall and rocks fall on him.
Snowy: OW! Grr. I will now show you why I’m the strongest.
Snowy starts spinning rapidly, then emerges.
The Snifits: MACK?!
Mack?: I transform into that! Now prepare to burn!!!
Mack? starts throwing fireballs. The Snifits get burned.
Koopa Bros. and Tutankoopa: We’ll handle this, you rest!
The Snifits run and the Koopa Bros. and Tutankoopa take their places.
Mack?: Huh? You got more guts than I thought!
SLAM!!! Mack? gets hit by the Koopa Bros. and hits the wall. Tutankoopa makes a giant rock hand appear and squishes Mack?. Mack? uses Corona. The Koopa Bros. and Tutankoopa get burned badly. Tutankoopa makes geometric shapes appear and hits Mack? The Koopa Bros. shoot multiple ninja stars.
Mack?: OW!!! Can’t stay much longer…
Mack? 30/50
Vs.
Koopa Bros 5/15 each
Tutankoopa 5/20
Mack? makes his knife appear and hops on. The Koopa Bros. get on the Trojan Bowser. They shoot rockets at Mack?. The Trojan Koopa’s hand stretches and smacks Mack? right off. Tutankoopa sends a giant Chomp and mauls Mack?.
Mack?: OOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!
Mack? reforms back into Snowy.
Snowy: OH NOOOOOOO!!!
The Snifits come back and shoot him. Snowy gets hurt. Snifit 2 throws a Bulky Bomb. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Snowy hits the wall. Snifit 3 takes the flamethrower and burns Snowy. Snowy uses solidify and the Snifits get frozen. Snowy punches them and they hit the wall.
Snowy: OW! Grr. Transform.
Snowy transforms into Bowyer?.
Bowyer?: NYA! I defeat you-
SLAM! The Koopa Bros. slam right into Bowyer?.
Tutankoopa: Recover.
The Koopa Bros. and Tutankoopa +10 HP. Bowyer? shoots arrows. One hits Tutankoopa. The Koopa Bros. throw a Ninja Stars. BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Tutankoopa uses sandstorm. Bowyer? shoots an arrow but he misses. Tutankoopa uses the sand and makes a giant fist. He punches Bowyer? and Bowyer? falls. Bowyer? uses arrow rain. Tutankoopa and the Koopa Bros. get pinned down. Bowyer? comes but Tutankoopa throws sand into his eyes.
Bowyer? 20/60
Vs.
Koopa Bros. 5 each
Tutankoopa 5/20
Bowyer disappears and reappears behind the Koopa Bros. He shoots a light arrow and the Koopa Bros. faint. Tutankoopa gets a ninja star from them and throws it at Bowyer?’s eye. Bowyer? screams and Tutankoopa makes an arrow appear and hits his other eye. Tutankoopa makes another fist and squishes Bowyer?. Bowyer? screams.
Bowyer?: Damage high!
Bowyer reverts to Snowy.
Snowy 100/120
Vs.
Snifit 1 18/25
Snifit 2 16/23
Snifit 3 15/22
Snowy throws many icicle spears. The Snifits get hit by them. Snowy’s hands stretch and he grabs Snifit 1. Snifit 1 freezes when he gets grabbed. Snifit 4 grabs the flamethrower and burns Snowy. Snowy shoots an ice beam. Snifit 3 takes the Poltergust 3001 and shoots huge amounts of fire. Snowy uses Blizzard. Snowy transforms into Blue Twirler?.
Blue Twirler?: Grr. Can’t transform into all three. I will still defeat you-
SLAM!!!
Tubba Blubba punches Blue Twirler? away.
General Guy: We can handle this.
Blue Twirler? disappears and reappears behind Tubba Blubba. He smashes him and Tubba gets buried on the ground. General Guy throws a grenade and BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Blue Twirler? breathes out fire. General Guy jumps up but Blue Twirler? smashes the ground and icicles fall down on General Guy. Tubba Blubba gets out and smashes Blue Twirler? to the ground. Blue Twirler? sky uppercuts Tubba Blubba. Tubba bounces from the ceiling and onto Blue Twirler?. Blue Twirler picks up Tubba Blubba but he gets hit by an explosion. Tubba falls on Blue Twirler. Blue Twirler gets back up. Tubba Blubba Falcon Punches him. Blue Twirler? hits the wall and a big splat noise is heard. Then Raspberry? Emerges.
Raspberry?: Ugh. System hurt badly. Can’t stay much longer.
General Guy 9/15
Tubba Blubba 10/25
Vs.
Raspberry 50/50
Tubba Blubba rams toward Raspberry? but Raspberry? splits in half and Tubba run through and hits the wall. General Guy gets on his tank. Raspberry uses Solidify. General Guy gets trapped. Raspberry? jumps and smashes the Tank. Tubba jumps on Raspberry? but when he squishes him Raspberry? reforms and shoots an ice beam at Tubba Blubba. General Guy gets his bazooka and shoots at him. It goes through Raspberry? but the explosion throws him away. He lands on General Guy.
Raspberry?: Goodbye!
Tubba Blubba: *in slow motion* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Tubba punches Raspberry? away. Tubba jumps on him and starts eating him!
Tubba: *munch crunch smack* So delicious. *gulp*
General Guy: I’m not going to lie, that was really weird.
Tubba Blubba: Don’t judge me. Oh dear. Ugh.
Tubba falls down and Snowy emerges.
Snowy: Systems hurt from heart attack and stomach acid.
Snifit 1 starts shooting Snowy.
Snowy: That is it! MINUS WORLD!!!
Snifits: Huh?
Snifit 1, 2, 3, the Koopa Bros, Tutankoopa, Tubba Blubba, and General Guy disappear.
Snifit 4 and 5: What did you do?!
Snowy: I sent them to the Minus World, or World -1.
Snifit 4 uses Electro Shock. Snowy gets shocked a lot and some snow falls off. Snowy throws an aurora beam. Snifit 4 hits the wall. Snifit 5 comes with the flamethrower and burns Snowy. Snowy screams.
Snowy: Temperature shouldn’t reach that level! Must change!
Snowy transforms into Naval Piranha?. Lava Piranha and Huff ‘N Puff appear.
Lava Piranha: We will take care of this scum.
Naval Piranha? digs through the ground. Huff ‘N Puff makes a mini earthquake and Naval Piranha? comes back up. Lava Piranha blows out fire. Naval? screams in pain. Naval? rams into Lava Piranha. Huff ‘N Puff tries to grab him but Naval? dodges and raps around Huff ‘N Puff. Naval starts by biting him many times.
Huff ‘N Puff: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! He’s eating my Tuff Puffs!
Lava Piranha gets an idea. He blows lava on Huff ‘N Puff. Huff ‘N Puff blows the lava on Naval?. Naval? buries itself in the snow. Huff ‘N Puff gets an idea. Lava Piranha already knows and uses Eruption. All the snow melts and Naval? is hit. Naval? bites Lava Piranha in his vines. Huff ‘N Puff grabs Naval? and throws him into the ground. Huff ‘N Puff now shoots lightning. Naval? shoots a giant Hyper Beam. Huff ‘N Puff gets hit. Lava Piranha shoots out a giant lava ball. Naval? screams and falls onto the ground.
Huff ‘N Puff: You think he’s dead?
Naval? transforms into Iron Axem?.
Iron Axem?: You will be chopped in half now!
Lava Piranha 10/20
Huff ‘N Puff 25/25
Vs.
Iron Axem 50/50
Lava Piranha blows out fire. Iron Axem? runs and slashes Lava Piranha. Huff ‘N Puff grabs him and throws him up. Huff ‘N Puff dunks him… into a pool of lava. Iron Axem? spins crazily and slashes Lava Piranha. He goes inside his ship and comes out on fire. Huff ‘N Puff gets out many Tuff Puffs. The Tuff Puffs wrap around him and he stops. Lava Piranha shoots lava and Huff ‘N Puff shoots lightning. The Tuff Puffs leave and Iron Axem? gets hit twice. Iron Axem? uses Guillotine. SLASH!!! Lava Piranha gets knocked out. Huff ‘N Puff rushes but Iron Axem? pins him down. Iron Axem? cuts him in half. Huff ‘N Puff gets an idea. Huff ‘N Puff starts to suck up his other half but Iron Axem? slashes both Huff ‘N Puffs in half. They all get mad and store electricity. Iron Axem? makes a shield but the Huff ‘N Puffs rise up. They crash on him, destroying his shield. They then shoot their electricity. Iron Axem? is now emitting lots of smoke. Huff ‘N Puff reforms. Iron Axem? runs and uses Guillotine. Huff ‘N Puff punches him. Huff ‘N Puff falls in defeat but Iron Axem? explodes and Snowy is there.
Snifit 4: Let’s finish this.
Snifit 5: Let’s do our super move.
Snowy: Huh?
Snifits 4 and 5 combine and shoot a giant Banzai Bill. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Snowy starts to smoke a lot. Lots of his snow falls.
Snowy: Can’t… keep… up…. forever. That’s it. I will transform once more. This form is someone you haven’t faced!
Snowy spins around and transforms into…
Snifits 4 and 5: Dimentio? Ugh.
Dimentio? shoots a starburst.
Dimentio?: I strike like an unseen dodgeball at an echoing gym-
Dimentio? gets hit with Crystal Bits.
Crystal King: You, me- fight.
Dimentio? makes clones of himself. Crystal King does the same. Crystal King uses Blizzard. Dimentio uses Dimension Cage. Shink! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Crystal King falls and Dimentio? Is frozen. Dimentio? teleports out of the ice and flips into 3D. Crystal King dodges the attack and makes an ice fist. Dimentio? appears and gets punched. Dimentio? shoots multiple Starbursts. Crystal King hits the wall. Dimentio? uses Dimension Cage. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Crystal King is greatly damaged.
Dimentio?: Ahahahaha. And again, for more drama, AHAHAHA-
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Dimentio? gets hit and explodes. Snowy appears again.
Snowy: No… Can’t.… transform…. back…
Snifit 4 and 5: Now we fight.
Snifit 4 15/21
Snifit 5 14/20
Vs.
Snowy 20/120
Snowy uses solidify. Snifit 4 dodges. Snifit 5 is frozen, however. Snifit 4 shoots Snowy. Snowy shoots icicles. Snifit 4 gets hit by one. Snifit 5 breaks free. Snifit 5 takes out the flamethrower but it turns frozen. Snifit 5 throws a Big Bob-omb. Snowy quickly freezes it. Snifit 4 rushes but Snowy freezes him, while Snifit 5 is still frozen.
Crystal King: Great.
Crystal King kicks the frozen Big Bob-omb. It starts to shake.
Snowy: ! CRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD!!!
The Big Bob-omb explodes, destroying Snowy.
Battle Over. The Snifits win 45 Star Points. The Snifit crew get 5 HP each.
Snowy: SMITHY! FORGIVE MY ERRORS!!!
Snowy explodes. The Kalmar card appears. The Snifit group frees him.
Kalmar: Thank you, brave Snifit group.
The Snifits have freed Kalamar and have now rescued all the Star Spirits. The Snifits now must leave to fight Smithy. The heroes may now face their greatest challenges. Can they defeat Smithy? Why did Snowy transform into Dimentio? Will Punchinello return? What is Smithy planning now?
Would you like to- Oh, who am I kidding? You will say yes.
Snifits: WOW! We didn’t know you could talk.
You are one of the reasons things aren’t normal.
Saved.