Snifit X Season 3 Paper Snifit The Thousand Year Warp Pipe

By Red Shy Guy

Grodus Side.

Grodus: @#$%^*%$#$@$#@%$$#$**$#@!!!

X-Naut: 0_0

Grodus: PREPARE FOR BATTLESTATIONS!!!

X-Naut: Dude, I mean sir, wouldn’t it be easier if we just leave?

Grodus: It is impossible to get through the Thousand-Year Warp Pipe without the seven Golden Plungers.

X-Naut Ph.D: SIR! The boys and I have built a machine that can destroy that ragtag group of Snifits.

Grodus: This pleases me. Keep the prisoners under tight security.

Beldam: Grodus, we will help you to defeat those Snifits.

Grodus: Last time I heard, you got in a fight with New Face.

Punchinello: It wasn’t my fault, Sir Grodus.

Grodus: Perhaps you’re right, New Face.

Punchinello: It’s Punchinello, sir.

Grodus: Whatever.

Beldam: Well, help anyhow.

Grodus: Fine, but I will separate you from Punchinello.

Punchinello: It’s Punchinello.

Grodus: I DON’T CARE WHAT YOUR NAME IS!!! NOW GET MOVING!!!

Punchinello: YES SIR!!!

Punchinello and Beldam leave.

Grodus: GRRRRRRR!!! I will have to go all out on those Snifits if I’m going to win.

With the idiots…

Snifit 1: WOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Only one Plunger remains.

Snifit 2: Now we need to get the location.

Smorg: We don’t need to.

Snifit 3: What?

Lord Crump: It’s on the moon!

Grate Guy: That’s where Booster and Valentina are!

Knife Guy: We must hurry up there!

Lord Crump: We must head to Fahr Outpost.

Doopliss: What are we waiting for?

The Snifit group go down the sewers and break the block in front of them. They head down the warp pipe.

Chapter 7: Snifits Blast the Moon

Snifit 3: BRRRRR!!! Just brings back memories…

Spiketail: I hate the cold.

Grubba: Be a man!

Spiketail: .:<

Grubba: Oh, right.

Cortez: Let’s go, amigos!

They head down the road, burning all the enemies they pass. Finally they make it to Fahr Outpost.

Lord Crump: We’re here.

Mayor: What the? Who are you?

Dodo: We need the cannon.

Mayor: What cannon? We have no such thing.

Doopliss: We know you have that thing!

Mayor: Of course we don’t have a cannon!

Lord Crump pulls out a lie detector.

Lord Crump: LIE NOW!

Mayor: All right, we do have one.

Cortez: We won’t use it for evil.

Mayor: How can I trust you?

Snifit 1: Listen, my friends have been captured on that moon.

Snifit 2: If we don’t get there we will never see them again.

Snifit 3: Will you help us?

Mayor: *sniff* Of course I will.

Snifits: Really?

Mayor: BUT we need Goldbob and General White.

Knife Guy: No, I don’t want to chase a Bob-omb and be told he is in another @#$% place! Goldbob is okay, but I don’t want to chase that @#$% Bob-omb everywhere!

Everyone except Knife Guy: 0_o

Knife Guy: Oops. That slipped out.

General White: What’s all the hubbub?

Mayor: These fellows want to use the can-

General White: Great! Let’s go.

Mayor: But-

General White: Don’t worry.

The Snifit group get in the designated spot and fall into the cannon. They get blasted after that.

Snifits: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

SMASH!

Snifits: -eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Grate Guy: OW! That hurt!

Spiketail: I know how you feel, man.

Lord Crump: !  We are at our destination.

Doopliss: Woohoo!

Cortez: Let’s go, amigos.

Smorg: RIGHT!

Dodo: Let’s go!

Knife Guy: !  Hey, look!

They see the X-Naut base is nearby.

Lord Crump: Excellent.

The Snifits walk around the moon and see the warp pipe. They head into the warp pipe and see the fortress is in front of them.

Snifit 1: Nice technological base.

Lord Crump: First we will rescue your pals.

Grubba: Then let’s find this Golden Plunger.

The Snifits continue down the path and see an elevator.

Elevator: Card key.

Lord Crump: Hehehehehe!

Elavator: Wrong Card key.

Lord Crump: What?!

Lord Crump blasts the elevator open.

Smorg: We can’t all fit in there!

Snifit 3: We’ll make room!

One cram later…

Doopliss: Another elevator?!

Another cram later…

The Snifits run towards another door.

Lord Crump: Hold on, there are a lot of X-Naut guards here.

Snifit 1: I’ll Solid Snake my way through here!

Snifit 1 sneaks behind an X-Naut and cracks his neck… well no, in reality, the X-Naut grabs Snifit 1 instead.

Snifit 1: Uncle! I cry uncle.

Lord Crump: For Pete’s sake!

Snifit 1: Who’s Pete?

Lord Crump: -_-

Lord Crump kills the X-Naut.

They continue and see the door behind which Booster and Valentina are being held.

Snifit 1: Lets go!

???: Where do you think you’re going?

The Shadow Sirens appear.

Beldam: Ugly Face won’t get in our way!

Punchinello: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY FACE?!

Beldam: !  What the? What are you doing here?

Punchinello: I have a score to settle with those Snifits.

Beldam: NO! Not after what happened!

Punchinello: That was your fault, Grandma.

Beldam: Stop @#$% calling me @#$% GRANDMA!

Punchinello: Make me.

Beldam zaps Punchinello away. Punchinello starts beating up the Shadow Sirens again.

Snifits: You think if they made that mistake they would be smart enough to avoid doing the same mistake again.

Beldam: That’s it!

Beldam punches Punchinello out of the base.

Punchinello: (like Solid Snake) Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Beldam: NOW WHERE WAS I?!

The Snifits disappear.

Beldam: CRUD!

Booster: CHOO! CHOO! CHOO!

Beldam: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

SMASH!

Grate Guy 40/40
Knife Guy 38/38
Booster 40/40
VS
Beldam 40/80
Marilyn 35/90
Vivian 35/80

Booster uses Cheating Bomb. Beldam is hit. Marilyn uses Thunder Punch. Knife Guy blocks with his swords. Grate Guy kicks his ball towards Marilyn. Vivian fire punches it back and Grate Guy is hit. Booster uses Loco Express. Beldam uses Blizzard. Booster ejects and the train runs over Beldam. Knife Guy uses Knife Rain. The Shadow Sirens are hit. Marilyn uses Thunder. The Booster gang is hit. Beldam uses Ice Punch. Knife Guy blocks with his flame sword and then slashes back at her. Marilyn uses Thunder Punch. Knife Guy is hit. Grate Guy uses Meteor Swarm. The Shadow Sirens get pelted. The Shadow Sirens use Tri Attack. The Booster gang gets hit. Knife Guy is paralyzed while Grate Guy is burned. Booster unaffected.

Grate Guy 20/40 Burned.
Knife Guy 24/38 Paralyzed.
Booster 26/40
VS
Beldam 4/80
Marilyn 18/90
Vivian 18/80

Booster uses Spritz Bomb. Beldam dodges. Beldam uses recover. Beldam +10 HP. Knife Guy can’t move. Grate Guy gets hurt by his burn. Booster tosses two refreshing herbs. Marilyn uses Thunder. Grate Guy uses Meteor Blast. Knife Guy uses Knifearang. The Shadow Sirens get pelted twice and Beldam faints. Booster punches Marilyn and Marilyn faints. Vivian uses Super Recover, Vivian +20 HP. Grate Guy uses Echo Finder. Vivian can’t use special attacks. Vivian eats a refreshing Herb. Vivian uses Flame Wall. Booster gets out a Bulky Bob-omb. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Grate Guy is defeated and Knife Guy faints. Vivian still manages to live as does Booster. Booster uses Loco Express but Vivian hides in the shadows. Booster throws out tons of ticking Bob-ombs.

Booster: 3, 2, 5-

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

Battle Over. Snifit group wins 30 Star Points. Level Up. New moves learned. HP rises.

Beldam: Ugh.

Booster: Let’s get out of here.

The Snifit group prepare to leave, but- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

Grodus: You think you can waltz out of here? Gak! Gak! Gak! Gak!

Snifit 1: Give up.

Snifit 2: You’re not going to stop us.

Snifit 3: Let us leave!

Grodus: I’ll make a deal with you.

Grate Guy: Deal?

Grodus: Give up those six Golden Plungers and I’ll let you go.

Snifit 1: Sure.

Knife Guy: WHAT?! He’s evil!

Snifit 2: Who in the world said we were on the good side?!

Grate Guy: Well you are on the good side, and you proved it in Season 2.

Snifit 3: Oh. Crud!

Grodus: So you refuse! Then I will destroy you!

Snifits: Bring it on!

Snifit 1 40/40
Snifit 2 38/38
Snifit 3 37/37
VS
Grodus 100/100

Grodus: Gak! Gak! Gak! Gak! Gak! You think you can defeat me?!

Snifits: We defeated Smithy so we can defeat you!

Grodus: Well then, have some of this!

Grodus shoots out lightning. All the Snifits are hit. Snifit 1 shoots out nightmare bullets.

Grodus: Ow. Ow. Ow. OW! What was that? Oof.

Snifit 2 kicks Grodus. Grodus shoots out blue fire.

Snifits: It burns!

Snifit 3 uses Power Bill. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Grodus hits the wall. Grodus shoots out Geometric shapes. Grodus smashes the ground and electricity spreads everywhere. The Snifits are hit again. The Snifits jump on each other and shoot out nightmare bullets. Grodus makes a shield. Snifits shoot out POW Bill. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Grodus’s shield breaks. Grodus shoots out lightning. The Snifits dodge it. Snifit 3 uses Bolt. The bolt hits Grodus’s scepter. Grodus becomes stunned.

Snifit 3: Right! He’s part machine!

Snifit 3 uses Gunk Cannon. Grodus gets hit.

Grodus: GAK! Looks like I underestimated you. But this is the end of you!

Grodus makes a shield.

Grodus: This shield is unbreakable! GAK! GAK! GAK! GAK! GAK!

Snifits: Crud! We’re doom!

Lord Crump: He’s bluffing! I’ll take care of him!

Grodus: Gak! Gak! Gak! Gak! Gak! Gak! Gak! You fool, you can’t beat your master!

Lord Crump 35/35
VS
Grodus 65/100

Grodus: You can’t break it!

Lord Crump: Not without this!

Lord Crump pulls out a remote. He pushes it and the Magnus Von Grapple 2.0 bursts through the screen.

Lord Crump: Buh! Buh! Buh! Buh! Now eat this!

Lord Crump Rocket Punches him, and the hands break the shield.

Grodus: CRUD! Eat this!

Grodus uses Corona. The Magnus 2.0 takes serious damage. The Magnus gets its hands back and drill punches Grodus. Grodus uses Thunder. The Magnus 2.0 gets hit. The Magnus 2.0 Rocket Punches Grodus.

Grodus: GAK! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! All right, I’m done playing games.

Grodus turns himself big and throws out a giant fireball. The Magnus 2.0 dodges it. Lord Crump activates the cannon and the Snifits get in. Grodus puts his scepter through the Magnus 2.0.

Lord Crump: Crud!

Grodus: GAK! GAK! GAK! GA- Huh?

The Magnus starts electrifying Grodus. The Snifits shoot themselves at Grodus. They hit him in the face. The Magnus explodes.

Lord Crump: I have failed you, Snifits!

Grodus zaps him with lightning. Lord Crump faints.

Grodus: You were no match for me.

Snifits: But we are!

The Snifits start shooting more nightmare bullets. Grodus tries to make a shield, but…

Grodus: !  My scepter is destroyed! GAK!

The Snifits shoot out POW Bills. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Grodus summons some X-Nauts and flings them at the Snifits. The Snifits only dodge some of the X-Nauts. Grodus summons more X-Nauts. The X-Nauts get into formation. The Snifits use Bullet Rain and hit everyone. Snifit 2 uses Elec Bill. Grodus gets zapped and falls down.

Grodus: No. I, the leader of the X-Nauts, fall in defeat.

Battle Over. Snifits win 38 Star Points.

Grodus: Gak. Gak. Gak. Ugh.

Lord Crump: Now hand over that last Golden Plunger.

Grodus: I feared this would happen, so that’s why I saved something.

Lord Crump: What?!

Grodus: My Ph.Ds  made a machine that would step all over you.

Spiketail: Step all over us?

Grodus: Gak! Gak! *cough*

Grubba: Bring it on!

Grodus: Oh, I will! Now have some of this!

Grodus pulls out a toy remote car?

Grodus: !  Gak! Where’s my remote?!

Beldam: Looking for this?

Beldam holds out the remote.

Grodus: Beldam, give it to me!

Beldam: No, this is my perfect opportunity! Now I can all crush you at once.

Cortez: What are you talking about?

Beldam: I know the secret path to the Shadow Dungeon. That is where my king is! I will have your own bot destroy all of you. The Shadow King will live!

Grodus: You little @#$% Grandma!

Beldam: That’s it! Snifit Bot, destroy these pests!

Smorg: Snifit Bot?

A Megaleg-like robot appears. This one has 4 legs, 4 Banzai Bill cannons, and one HUGE cannon.

Beldam: AHAHAHAHAHA!!! BYE!!!

Beldam leaves.

Grodus: CRUD! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! I will help you destroy my own creation.

Grodus 40/40
Smorg 40/40
Cortez 35
VS
Snifit Bot ???/???

The Snifit team run up the Snifit Bot’s legs. Bullet Bills pop out. Grodus uses lightning to destroy them. More keep coming out. Grodus uses lightning again to destroy them. They keeps going and they see the gears are spinning fast. Grodus puts his spear in one of the gears and they stop. The others run ahead. Grodus jumps toward where the other Snifit group members are. They see the power source: the Golden Plunger, which is covered by a strong shield. Bullet Bills appear. They shoot out their attacks and 2 Banzai Bills appear. The Snifit team attack them but the Bills crash into them. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! They hit the shield and get electrocuted. More Banzai Bills appear. Grodus freezes them but they break out. Grodus keeps freezing them. Smorg gets behind them and grabs onto them. Then he flings the Banzai Bills and they crack the shield. 2 more Banzai Bill Blasters appear. The Snifit Bot’s head electrocutes them and they fall off. The Snifit Bot squishes them.

Doopliss 35/35
Macho Grubba 40/40
Lord Crump 35/35
VS
Snifit Bot ???/???

The Snifit Bot jumps into the air and almost lands on them. They quickly jump onto one of the legs. The legs also have a Banzai Bill cannon.

Doopliss: Crud!

Doopliss turns into a Boo and makes his comrades invisible. They proceed to move. Some of the gears moving in this leg have electric spikes. They jump toward the other side. One of Cortez’s bones hits the electric spike. Cortez falls down. The Snifit Bot crushes him. The other two continue. More cannons appear on the head. The Banzai Bill cannons fire out the Elec Banzai Bills. Grubba and Doopliss run like headless chickens. Grubba backflips out of the way of a Banzai Bill, then he punches the Banzai Bill toward the shield. The shield breaks. A bigger, stronger shield appears. The Snifit Bot’s head overheats and Grubba and Doopliss catch fire and fall down to the ground. The Snifit Bot fires a King Bill.

Grubba: Holy-

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

Grubba and Doopliss have been obliterated.

Lord Crump 35/35
Spiketail 35/35
Booster 40/40
VS
Snifit Bot ???/???

The Snifit Bot fires ten Missile Banzai Bills.

Spiketail: 0_0  FLY!!!

Booster: Wha? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

Lord Crump is in his Magnus Von Grapple 2.0, and Spiketail is flying away.

Lord Crump: Is he dead?

Booster comes out of the cloud of smoke on his train. The train goes up a leg and Spiketail and Crump meet up with it. The Snifit Bot fires more Banzai Bills. Booster throws a Bob-omb and it hits a Banzai Bill in the face. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! The shield takes no damage and just negates all the possible damage.

Lord Crump: That shield has more defense power! We need a King Bill!

Snifit Bot: Wish granted!

Group: What? It can talk! WOAH!

It fires a King Bill. They flee around the shield and the King Bill hits the shield and simply cracks it, then explodes on our heroes. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

Grate Guy 40/40
Knife Guy 38/38
Dodo 50/50
VS
Snifit Bot ???/???

The Snifit Bot glows red and fires many Bills at them.

Grate Guy and Knife Guy: WE’RE GONNA DIE!!!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

They uncover there eyes and see that Dodo got them and is flying towards the head. The Snifit Bot fires another King Bill.

Knife Guy: DO A BARREL ROLL!!!

Dodo does so, and avoids the King Bill attack. The Snifit Bot fires a Bullet Bill barrage at them.

Grate Guy: Fly higher.

Dodo does and the Bullet Bills crash at each other. The Snifit Bot glows redder and fires 12 Banzai Bills. Knife Guy throws his knife at them and some explode. Grate Guy uses Meteor Blast and defeats the rest. Dodo prepares to land. The Snifit Bot breathes out fire. The gang is hit. Dodo maintains his landing but Dodo is terribly hurt. The King Bill cannon prepares to fire another King Bill. Grate Guy and Knife Guy get ready. The King Bill heads toward them. They dodge it but the King Bill follows them. The other Bills also get behind the duo.

Grate Guy and Knife Guy: WE’RE DOOOOOOOOOOMED AGAIN!!!

BOOOOOOOOOOO- SMASH! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

Snifit Bot: Self-destruct now!

Grate Guy and Knife Guy: Huh?

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

Battle Over. Snifit Group +30 Star Points.

The Snifits grab the last Golden Plunger.

END OF CHAPTER!

And so, the Snifits made it to the moon and have defeated Grodus and his Snifit Bot. BUT, the adventure is still not done. Beldam now plans to awaken the Shadow King. Will the Snifits be able to thwart Beldam’s plan? Huh?

The moon starts to shake and move.

Grodus: What’s going on?

They rush toward Grodus’s office. They see Beldam.

Beldam: That ought to do it. Huh?

Grodus: What in tarnation are you doing?!

Beldam: The moon will crash into Rogueport and destroy the upper part of Rogueport. HA! NOW YOU WILL TRULY BE DESTROYED!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Beldam disappears.

Grodus: ARG! That’s it!

Booster: What’s it!

Grodus: We can still save ourselves!

Valentina: How?

Grodus: The teleporter is connected to the bottom of Rogueport. Beldam only said the upper part will be destroyed, not the bottom.

Dodo: Then let’s hurry up!

They get to the teleporter.

X-Nauts: What about us?!

Grodus: There’s still enough juice left for all of us to escape!

One by one they all enter the teleporter.

In Rogueport…

Professor Frankly: Stupid, deranged Snifits. Huh? Why is it dark?

Everyone in Rogueport looks up.

Everyone in the upper part of Rogueport: CRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!

Did the Snifit gang truly survive? Stay tuned.

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