Chapter 7: Piranha Attack!
We see our heroes on shore on the floor, barely moving.
Snifit 1: Ugh.
Grate Guy: ! Look!
Knife Guy: ? Uh oh.
Booster: NOT GOOD!
Snifit 2: How’d that happen?
Snifit 3: Snifit 1, what happened?
Snifit 1: A giant whirlpool causeed this!
Snifit 1 1/44
Snifit 2 1/41
Snifit 3 1/41
Grate Guy 1/52
Knife Guy 1/50
Booster 1/55
Booster: ! Our items. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! MY PEPPERONI CHEESECAKE!
Grate Guy: -_- Let’s find a way to town.
Knife Guy: IN THIS CONDITION?! WE’LL BE LUCKY IF ONE OF US MAKES IT INTO TOWN IN PIECE!
Snifit 1: What now?
Booster: We lost everything. My train, Knife Guy’s knives, Grate Guy’s-
Grate Guy: ! MY BALL THAT I RIDE ON! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Booster: Man I’m hungry.
Snifit 1: Let’s just find a way to town.
The Snifit group walk and spot some Piranha Plants.
Knife Guy: If I had some knives I would cut those plants down!
Booster: Hmmmmmmmmmmm…! Water!
Booster drinks a bunch of water and gets fat. Booster spits out the water and the Piranhas absorb it. Knife Guy then zaps them with lightning! The Piranha Plants are destroyed.
Grate Guy: PERFECT!
The group continue and see a sign.
Beanbean Airport: South.
Knife Guy: Huh?
Snifit 1: Hey look, there’s more.
And if this is the Snifit group, we NEED you NOW!
Grate Guy: Let’s see what it is.
They walk down and see a Beanbean.
Beanbean: We have a huge problem!
Snifit 2: You’re not the only one with problems!
Beanbean: A HUGE egg has appeared on the road. Princess Peach is coming but this egg is a problem. PLUS there is a Piranha Plant infestation.
Grate Guy: This shouldn’t be a problem!
They walk and see Piranha Plants as far as the eye can see.
Snifit Group: 0_0 OH MY DAD!
Grate Guy: YOU KNOW WHAT, @#$% THIS! THIS ISNT GOING TO WORK OUT! PK STARSTORM!
A huge star falls down and destroys all of the Piranha Plants.
Everyone except Grate Guy: 0_0 OH MY DAD!!!
????: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!!
Snifit Group: !
The egg is walking towards them.
Grate Guy: We’re too weak!
The Beanbean throws them Mushrooms that give them 15 HP and tosses a few items as well. The eggshell breaks and reveals a weird, monstrous Piranha Plant.
????: HOW DARE YOU?! YOU KILLED MY SONS AND DAUGHTERS!!! NOW YOU WILL DIE LIKE MY WIFE DID!!!
Snifits: We never touched the Piranhas!
Dad Piranha: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!!
Grate Guy 15/52
Knife Guy 15/50
Vs
Dad Piranha 100/100
Grate Guy kicks his ball at Dad Piranha but he deflects it with his vine. Knife Guy throws his knives and they cut off his vines. Dad Piranha uses spore; Grate Guy and Knife can’t see. Dad Piranha bites Knife Guy. Grate Guy uses PK Fire a and Dad Piranha lets go. Dad Piranha turns green and uses Sludge Bomb. Grate Guy gets hit. Dad Piranha exhales stinky breath., poisoning Knife Guy. Grate Guy uses Healing a to cure Knife Guy. Dad Piranha shakes the ground and Grate Guy falls off his ball. Dad Piranha uses Seed Bomb. Grate Guy gets hit and faints. Knife Guy uses Ice Slash to freeze Dad Piranha momentarily. Knife Guy uses Ice Rock. The Ice rock falls on Dad Piranha. Dad Piranha breaks free and slams his vine on Knife Guy. Knife Guy slowly gets back up. Dad Piranha uses bite but Knife Guy backflips out of the way and then stabs Dad Piranha’s head. Dad Piranha lets out a shriek. Knife Guy starts slashing Dad Piranha.
Piranha Plant: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
A Piranha Plant pops out of nowhere and bites Knife Guy’s leg. Dad Piranha’s vine coils around him. Dad Piranha turns yellow and zaps him. Knife Guy faints.
Booster 15/55
Snifit 3 15/41
VS
Dad Piranha 65/100
Dad Piranha uses PK thunder a but Booster dodges it and then bodyslams Dad Piranha’s face. Dad Piranha bites Booster. Snifit 3 shoots bullets and Dad Piranha deflects them. Snifit 3 uses Gunk Cannon and the gunk hits Dad Piranha, poisoning him. Dad Piranha lets go and turns green. Snifit 3 quickly uses PK Thunder a. Dad Piranha is hit by the lightning and Booster quickly double edges Dad Piranha. Dad Piranha makes the ground shake; Booster and Snifit 3 jump into the air but Dad Piranha makes vines appear and the vines wrap around them. Dad Piranha starts absorbing the sun. Booster bites the vine but gets hurts. Snifit 3 uses Bolt on himself and the bolt travels down the vine and hits Dad Piranha. Dad Piranha unleashes Solar Beam but it only hits Snifit 3, who gets hurt and collapses. Booster finally frees himself and Dad Piranha turns red. Dad Piranha breathes out fire and Booster gets caught on fire.
Booster: Must… unleash SUPER ATTACK!
Dad Piranha: Wha?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! A huge fart explosion covers the scene and it looks like there are no remains of Dad Piranha, or of Booster for that matter.
Snifit 1: Did… Did we win?
????: NO!
Dad Piranha emerges from the ground.
Snifit 1 15/44
Snifit 2 15/41
VS
Dad Piranha 23/100
Snifit 1 uses PK Thunder a but Dad Piranha quickly turns yellow. Snifit 2 uses Gunk Cannon, but Dad Piranha turns green. Snifit 1 shoots bullets that Dad Piranha just reflects away, but Snifit 2 quickly uses PK Thunder a and Dad Piranha is hit. Dad Piranha’s anger reaches its peak. Dad Piranha makes the ground break but the Snifits dodge it. Vines appear and reach for the Snifits, but the Snifits use bolt and the vines go back down. The Snifits eat the only Mushrooms they have, +30 HP each. Dad Piranha turns green and a green aura surrounds him.
Snifit 1: Not good.
Dad Piranha unleashes a frenzy plant. The vines break through everything and the Snifits get hit and are sent flying and land in the water. Dad Piranha looks and just sees nothing.
Dad Piranha: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Piranha Plants: AHAHAHAHA!!!
Suddenly a bolt comes and strikes Dad Piranha and he gets shocked, but before he can change a PK Thunder b strikes him and he becomes too electrically charge.
Dad Piranha: blaghblaghblaghblaghblaghblaghblagh. Ugh. No. DARN YOU TO THE UNDERWHERE!!!
Dad Piranha implodes.
Battle Over. +450 EXP. Level Up. NEW MOVES LEARNED.
Snifit 1: Weeeeee. Ugh.
They all pass out.
30 minutes later…
Beanbean: You know, maybe you shouldn’t have helped.
Snifit 2: Why?
They see the whole road is broken apart.
Grate Guy: Oh @#$%!
Booster: ! Hey look, the plane is still coming.
The plane lands…. in a very bad fashion, like how a plane lands during a plane crash.
Knife Guy: Um, if anyone asks we were never here.
Out come Princess Peach and Valentina.
Snifit 3: Duck and cover!
Everyone hides.
Peach: ?
Valentina: HEY! We have our voices back due to you.
Booster: Say what?
Peasley comes back.
Peasley: When the bots activated the voices went back. you see. Also. thanks to you. Cackletta is no more.
Snifit 1: That means we did it! We won! Yeah! Parade!
The End! …
Or is it?
Back at Booster Tower…
A hand all of a sudden breaks out of the ground.
????: Ahahahaha. I’m-I’m still-still alive. Must get re-revenge. Ugh.
THUD!
Suddenly something comes by.
Midbus: ! Masters, I found a body.
Fawful: Mistress, is this good enough?
Cackletta’s Ghost: Yes, anything will do.
Cackletta’s Ghost goes to the body, and…
?????: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! WITH THIS BODY I CAN GET REVENGE!!!
????: ! OH NO!
I have to go to the Beanbean Kingdom, quick!
Chapter 8: Sand, Monsters, and Poison Mushrooms
At Beannean Castle…
Snifit 3: Okay, we got everything we lost back.
Peach: So Snifits, can I ask a favor?
Snifit 1: Sure thing.
Peach: The residents at Fungitown want to speak to me, but the path is so dangerous. So-
Booster: Sure, we can help.
Grate Guy: Let’s go!
They head there and see the path is blocked.
Snifit 2: Excuse us.
10 minutes later…
Peach: Where were you?
Snifit 1: We got all the supplies we need to get across.
Grate Guy: What’d you get?
Snifit 3 ignites something.
Knife Guy: What’s that?
Snifit 2: Di-Na-Mi-Te. Must be French for Bob-omb.
Grate Guy: ! Idiot that’s dynami-
BOOM!
Grate Guy: -te. Ugh.
Snifit 3: BACK TO ADVENTURE!
Booster: Look at all this sand.
Knife Guy: Let’s be careful
Peach: *gulp* Do not let me out of your sight.
Snifit 1: Why would we let you out of our- Oh look! A penny!
Peach: GUYS! EEK! Help me!
Peach gets kidnapped by those monsters.
Snifit 3: >_< D’oh!
Booster: Hmm…! I have an idea.
They quickly get Peach back and then ride on Booster’s train.
Knife Guy: ! Booster, look out!
Booster: Huh? Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!
They crash into a gate but break through it.
Booster: Ugh. YIPES!
Booster runs over a Goomba.
Booster: Please don’t sue! Huh? ACK! ILLEGAL U-TURN!
Booster quickly makes an illegal U-turn; he manages to avoid hitting a wall but does hit a Dry Bones.
Booster: NOOOOOOOO!!! MY TRAIN DOESN’T HAVE INSURANCE!
Snifit 1: ACK! Booster, don’t hit that tree!
Grate Guy: That’s no tree, that’s AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
The group crash into the “tree”. Got the first strike.
Booster 55/60
Snifit 3 40/45
VS
Trunkle 100/120
Trunkle starts throwing his punches but Booster just eats them and Snifit 3 blasts them. Trunkle uses Inhale. Trunkle starts to inhale everything; Snifit 3 and Booster don’t get sucked in but other stuff such as cacti get sucked in and hit the two. Snifit 3 uses PK Thunder b and Trunkle is hit. Booster uses Fire Belch, scoring a critical hit. Trunkle uses Falcon Punch and Booster hits the wall. Snifit 3 uses Gunk Cannon. Trunkle gets stunned by the gunk. Booster uses Fire Fang and hits critically. Trunkle uses Counter but Snifit 3 takes the hit. Trunkle uses Synthesis, +20 HP. Snifit 3 uses rain dance. Booster uses Fire Fang and hits critically. Trunkle uses Bodyslam but misses and gets stuck in the moist desert ground. Snifit 3 uses PK Thunder b. CRASH! CRASH! Trunkle gets hit pretty badly Trunkle uses Sandstorm. Trunkle disappears inside the sandstorm as Booster and Snifit 3 are taking damage. Trunkle Mega Punches Snifit 3. Booster starts throwing bombs everywhere. Trunkle gets hit by one of them. Trunkle uses Rollout and hits Booster. Booster eats a Bean Burrito, +5 HP. Snifit 3 uses Electro Shock, hitting Trunkle. Booster unleashes Fart Explosion. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Booster lands back on the ground and doesn’t see the monster.
Booster: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I’m the winner!
Trunkle: NOT YET!
WHAM!
Booster 15/60
Snifit 3 0/45
X_X
VS
Trunkle 36/120
Booster: Oops. OOF!
Booster gets punched and hits the wall. Booster eats a Hamburger and recovers 25 HP. Trunkle uses Earthquake and Booster is hit. Booster uses Spritz Bomb but Trunkle dodges and Booster uses Bullet Bill Cannon and Trunkle gets hit by that. Booster uses Fire Belch and Trunkle takes critical damage. Trunkle slide-punches Booster. Booster eats a Mushroom, +15 HP. Trunkle punches Booster in the face. Trunkle goes for a Bodyslam but Booster rolls out of the way, then Fire Fangs him. Trunkle punches Booster away. Trunkle starts charging and Booster charges too except in Giga Impact style. WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!
Booster: *huff, puff* I- I won.
Trunkle 1: Or did you?
Trunkle 2: Did you truly win?
Trunkle 3: You goanna lose!
Trunkle 4: Bring it on!
Trunkle 1 has the fruit, but they switch it and mix up with each other so Booster can’t tell the difference. Then BOOOM! A small fart explosion fills the area, not strong enough to kill a huge boss but good enough to kill a miniature tree monster, or four of them
Battle Over. +500 EXP. Level UP!
The Snifit team finally make it to Little Fungitown.
Mushroomer: Hello there. I hope you didn’t have trouble crossing.
Grate Guy: You wouldn’t believe it!
Mushroomer: Please make yourselves at home. Peach, please come with me.
Snifit 1: I’m bored, le’ts go to the arcade and shops.
1 shopping trip later, the Snifits go to the arcade.
Mushroomer: Beat this game and you get six Super Ultra Star Shrooms!
Snifit 2: I’m game.
The Snifits see the game is Donkey Kong.
Snifit 2: Easy game.
Snifit 2 starts to control Mario. DK starts throwing barrels but Mario jumps them. Mario grabs the hammer and Snifit 2 actually makes Mario go up the ladder with the hammer.
Grate Guy: How the?
Mario kills Dk with the hammer.
Mushroomer: 0_0 Um, so here.
Snifits 1, 2,3 , and Booster eat theirs and turn green.
Knife Guy: You okay guys?
Snifits 1, 2, 3, and Booster: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
THUD! THUD! THUD! THUD!
Knife Guy: I’M GONNA SUE THIS ARCADE!
Mushroomer: Do that and we’ll sue for running over creatures and making that illegal U-turn.
Grate Guy: You win this round.
At the hospital…
Toad Doctor: Okay, I’ll say it in simple words: these four will turn into Beans if you don’t find the Crabbie Grass.
Grate Guy: Great.
Knife Guy: Come on, Bro. No need to worry.
Toad Doctor: I wouldn’t be so sure about that. Recent videos say that there is a monster that will eat you if you go there.
Grate Guy: We can take it on. Let’s go!
Later at the entrance of the Guffawa Ruins…
Knife Guy: ! Look, the entrance is right there.
They see some statues.
Statue: To enter you must hit all of us when the power ball glows red.
Grate Guy: Or, better idea…
Statue: What?
Grate Guy uses PK Starstorm and destroys all the statues, opening the entrance.
Knife Guy: Let’s go.
Inside…
Knife Guy: This place is dark and spooky.
Grate Guy: Come on, Grate Guy, no fright no fear.
Knife Guy: But I have some fright and fear.
Grate Guy: Let’s just go.
As the Bros. walk on, they see a lot of bones, Mushrooms, Koopas, Chuck Guys, and other bones.
Grate Guy: *gulp* There is no such thing as scary monsters.
Knife Guy ! 0_0 AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Grate Guy looks behind them and sees a figure that looks like it’s gonna chomp his head off.
Grate Guy: YIPES! Huh? Knife Guy, it’s just a shadow of that Nipper plant there.
Knife Guy: Well, let’s keep moving on.
They start to see more bones piling up. Now they start to see pictures on the wall.
Grate Guy: Now it’s too dark!
Knife Guy: I bought a flashlight just in case.
Knife Guy turns it on and they see writing on the wall.
Grate Guy: ! Let’s read it.
Knife Guy: It says…
Dear strangers who come here, or one of my lost friends. If you are reading this, get out of these ruins as fast as you can. A few moments ago some strange fellow who seemed to be fat and piggish came and brought a very deadly strange creature. This creature ate everything in sight. We are still hiding and hoping that something will destroy this beast. But for those who read this. GET OUT OF HERE NOW!!!
RUMBLE! RUMBLE! RUMBLE!
????: ROAR!
Grate Guy: YIPES!
Knife Guy: LETS GET OUT OF HERE!
Grate Guy: BUT WE MUST FIND THE GRASS!
Knife Guy: We have three days!
Grate Guy: That’s three hours, you idiot.
The duo run anyway, feeling that the creature is following them.
Grate Guy: We’re goanna die!
Knife Guy: I NEVER GOT TO SEE ISLE DELFINO!
Suddenly some hands grab Grate Guy and Knife Guy and pull them through the wall.
Knife Guy: YIPES! Huh?
Grate Guy: Are we in the Overthere?!
They see some Chuck Guys, Limbo Bros, and Dry Bones.
Chuck Guy: Strangers from the outside world?
Grate Guy: Don’t kill us.
Limbo Bro.: We’re not going to kill you.
Dry Bone: Why do you come here?
Knife Guy: We came to get some Crabby Grass.
All except Grate Guy and Knife Guy: ! You have come.
Grate Guy: Wha?
Chuck Guy: We are an ancient civilization. Come, meet our elders.
They go and see a very old Chuck Guy, Hammer Bro, and Koopa.
Chuck Elder: So the Magician has arrived.
Hammer Elder: The Knife Wielder has arrive as well.
Koopa Elder: A Jester and another Jester come, and those will defeat the evil monster.
Chuck Elder: Yes, these two will defeat the beast.
Hammer Elder: Please help us.
Koopa Elder: You are the only one who can defeat the beast.
Grate Guy: Yes, but we want to live as well.
Knife Guy: And that thing is HUGE!
Koopa Elder: I see. It’s just that-
Dry Bones: Sir, I located a weak point while I was spying on the beast.
Chuck Guy: Yes, the weakness is its tongue.
Limbo Bro.: BUT you can only defeat it in the room before the Crabby Grass.
Grate Guy and Knife Guy: ! WE NEED THE CRABBIE GRASS!!!
Chuck Elder: Defeat the monster and we will give you as much Crabbie Grass as you can hold.
Grate Guy: Yes, but can you help us in any way?
Hammer Elder: The only thing we can do is help you not get caught.
Koopa Elder: Or eaten, for that matter. So defeat it.
Knife Guy: You can count on us.
Back in the ruins…
Grate Guy: We’ve got to be careful.
Knife Guy: Shh. Be very quiet.
Grate Guy: I know that.
The duo start to walk further into the ruins as it only seems to get darker and more scarier. They continue walking but stop when they see the switch room.
Grate Guy: Hmm.
ROAR!
Knife Guy: ! *gulp*
ROAR! ROAR!
Grate Guy: Eep.
Suddenly the duo get pulled through the walls again. The beast comes by and enters a hole at the top of the switch room.
Grate Guy: That was close.
They continue and see the statue that gave Luigi the challenge.
Statue: If you want to pass, you must jump my fireballs.
Knife Guy: I can do it.
30 seconds later…
Statue: Okay, you pass, but now the pink guy.
Grate Guy: But I can’t jump. I need my ball.
Statue: Too bad!
Grate Guy: ) =< OKAY, I’VE HAD IT UP TO @#$%!!! @#$% THIS! AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Grate Guy masters Blast, which he uses and the statue explodes.
Knife Guy: Shh! Let’s go.
They continue and see a huge door with a lock. Knife Guy jabs his knife into it and opens the door. They take a step through it, then fall down.
Grate Guy and Knife Guy: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
They fall into a HUGE sand pit.
Grate Guy: Since when was so much sand in here?
????: MUH! MUH! MUH!
Grate Guy and Knife Guy: !
Midbus appears on Fawful’s floating platform from BIS.
Midbus: So you two have come, like my masters suspected you would.
Grate Guy: Bring it on, Midbus!
Midbus: Ha. I laugh at you. Instead I have a treat for you. Or in this case, you are the treat.
Knife Guy: Huh?
Midbus whistles.
Midbus: Be prepared to be in the stomach of the beast. Go! Super gigantic sandy long tongue, MOLGERA!
Midbus leaves and the room shakes even more violently.
Knife Guy: NOT GOOD!
Grate Guy: HAS OUR ADVENTURE FINALLY COME TO AN END?!
Finally the shaking stops and a huge dragon- like creature appears out of the ground. The creature has a big mouth and a long tongue and is incredibly huge. (For those of you who don’t know what Molgera is, Molgera is actually a boss from the game The Legend of Zelda: WindWaker.)
Grate Guy and Knife Guy: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
Grate Guy: Let’s go!
Knife Guy: Okey dokey.
Grate Guy 60/60
Knife Guy 58/58
VS
Molgera 100/100
Molgera sticks out its tongue and Knife Guy quickly throws a knife, but Molgera closes its mouth again and sinks into the sand.
Knife Guy: What the? Where’d it go?
RUMBLE! RUMBLE! RUMBLE! Molgera pops out of the ground and eats the bros, then spits them back out.
Grate Guy: ACK! I thought we were dead for sure. ACK!
Molgera tries to eat them again but the bros. dodge the move. Molgera sinks into the ground again. RUMBLE! RUMBLE! RUMBLE!
Knife Guy: Not this time!
The bros. jump into the air just when Molgera pops his head out. While in the air Knife Guy quickly throws his knife, damaging Molgera. Molgera sinks into the ground again after leaving three baby Molgeras. Knife Guy starts slashing them and Grate Guy kicks his ball towards them. Molgera pops his head out again near the bros, and Knife Guy uses Ice Slash. SHINK! Molgera’s tongue gets frozen and Molgera is screeching in pain. Grate Guy uses PK Freeze a. Molgera uses Sandstorm.
Grate Guy: ACK! Who knew it knew - OOF! - specials!
Molgera swings its tongue around and breaks the ice on its tongue. Knife Guy uses Fire Slash and Molgera’s tongue catches fire. Molgera uses it to its advantage and wraps his tongue around Knife Guy and eats him, then spits him at Grate Guy. Molgera sinks into the ground again and spits out three baby Molgeras. Knife Guy destroys them using ice slash. RUMBLE! RUMBLE! RUMBLE! The bros. jump but this time Molgera flies into the air and catches the bros, them slams them into the ground. Grate Guy uses recover on both of them, +15 HP. Molgera sticks his head out and reaches for them, but Grate Guy uses PK Freeze a on the tongue. Molgera gets angry and hides underground. RUMBLE! RUMBLE! RUMBLE! RUMBLE! RUMBLE! RUMBLE! A huge earthquake occurs in the room and the bros. are knocked back into the wall. Molgera does not resurface.
Grate Guy 35/60
Knife Guy 13/58
VS
Molgera 50/100
Grate Guy uses recover on his bro, +15 HP. Grate Guy uses reco- SMASH! Molgera’s tail pops out and hits Grate Guy. RUMBLE! RUMBLE! RUMBLE! RUMBLE! RUMBLE! RUMBLE! Another huge earthquake appears but Knife Guy dodges it. Knife Guy gets an idea. He gets out his biggest knife and uses Ice Slash, excepts he jabs his knife on the ground. Grate Guy uses PK Freeze b on the sword to make it stronger. The arena freezes. RUMBLE! RUMBLE! RUMble.
Knife Guy: Did we win?
CRASH! Molgera breaks through the ice and screeches. Knife Guy throws his big sword and hits Molgera twice since his sword flies like a boomerang. Molgera reaches to eat Knife Guy but Grate Guy uses Meteor Blast. Molgera gets knocked back and hits the wall. Molgera sinks back down.
Grate Guy: What’s it doing?
RUMBLE! RUMBLE! RUMBLE! SMASH! Molgera breaks the ice Grate Guy was on and grabs him and flies into the air. Knife Guy uses Knife Rain but it has no effect. Molgera dives down towards Knife Guy but Knife Guy rolls out of the way and Molgera crashes through the ice. Molgera spits Grate Guy out towards Knife Guy. Grate Guy is knocked out cold.
Knife Guy: LAME! ACK!
Molgera’s tail pops out and slams Knife Guy into a wall. Molgera uses Sandstorm and the place reforms into a huge sand pit. Molgera makes the sand come toward him. Knife Guy starts to run away but notices the sand has become a bit like quicksand so he can’t run much. Knife Guy throws a knife towards Molgera but it closes its mouth.
Knife Guy: What can I do?! … That’s it! But…
Knife Guy quickly takes out an item bag and searches.
Knife Guy: AHA!
Knife Guy takes out a Fire Flower and becomes Fire Knife Guy. Molgera reaches to eat him but Knife Guy jumps back and starts shooting fireballs. Yet Molgera doesn’t feel pain even with the fire hitting its tongue.
Knife Guy: Now what?! ! I just need to concentrate.
Knife Guy starts to glow blue as Molgera reaches to eat Knife Guy, but Knife Guy jumps out of the way and uses his ice powers with the Fire Flower to become Ice Knife Guy. Knife Guy starts throwing snowballs that freeze Molgera’s tongue completely. Knife Guy goes toward the tongue and… SLASH! SMASH! Knife Guy breaks Molgera’s tongue.
Molgera: ROOOOOOOOAR!!! RARG! SCREEEEEEEEEEEEECH!!!
Molgera flies into the air but once in the air it hardens completely. Then every body part explodes up to, finally, the head..
Battle Over. +500 EXP. Level Up.
Grate Guy: It’s over.
Knife Guy: Come on! We need the Crabbie Grass!
They go into the next room and see a bunch of Crabbie Grass… and Midbus.
Midbus: ! IMPOSSIBLE! Doesn’t matter, you’re too late. I will destroy this all.
Knife Guy: Grrrrr.
Suddenly the elders come and blast Midbus out of the ruins.
Grate Guy and Knife Guy: 0_0
Elders: What?
Grate Guy and Knife Guy: IF YOU CAN DO THAT WHY DIDN’T YOU USE IT TO DESTROY MOLGERA?!
Elders: Oh, we aren’t fast and flexible like you youngsters. Just take the Crabbie Grass.
Grate Guy: Okay, and thanks for everything.
Elders: No, thank you, shonny.
Knife Guy: Right.
The bros. take the Crabbie Grass and make it back to Little Fungi Town. They head into the hospital, but… CRASH!
Knife Guy: OW! Huh?
They see Dodo.
Grate Guy: Dodo! It’s good to see you, but why are you here?
Dodo: *pant* Evil *huff* He *puff* It *huff* ALIVE!
Bros: ?
Dodo: Come with me!
They head towards the hospital but see a dark figure.
Grate Guy: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Knife Guy: YIPES!
Bros: ! Wait, PUNCHINELLO?!
Punchinello?: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! FOOLS! I am not Punchinello, I am PUNCHILETTA!
Grate Guy: That’s just disturbing.
Punchiest: SHUT IT! I have kidnapped your princess and your mistress!
Dodo: NO!
Punchiletta snaps, um, its finger and Fawful appears with a vehicle.
Punchiletta: Later, fools!
They leave. The bros. plus Dodo go to the hospital and give the Snifits and Booster the Crabbie Grass.
Snifit 1: What happened?
Grate Guy: Snifits, it’s so horrible!
Snifit 1: *gulp* I have a bad feeling.
At the Beanbean Castle…
Snifit 1: CRUD! Beating him is tough, but now with the witch…!
Booster punches the wall.
Peaseley: Calm down, Booster.
Booster: Now what?
Lady Lima rushes in.
Lady Lima: Punchiletta has sent us a message.
Lady Lima pulls out A GBA.
Punchiletta: Dear idiots, I send you this message. If you ever want to see these two hostages alive, bring me back the BeansStar. Oh, and you only have a day to bring it in case you think of a plan! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
The message ends.
Snifit 2: Then it’s settled, we must find them.
Peaseley: I’ll find them before-
Snifit 3: Whatever, let’s go!
So our heroes have managed to escape from many dangers, but now can they escape this one? Can they recover the pieces of the Beanstar? And can they defeat Punchiletta? Stay tuned.