The referee:

The announcer:

***

Kamek: Welcome one and all to-

Roy: Shut up!

Kamek: But I'm the announcer.

Roy: Not today.

Kamek: I thought you were reffing.

Roy: Yeah.

Kamek: Aw... Pokey and I won't take this lying down!

Pokey: ... Yeah.

Roy: Oh? Well, how about this?

Roy punts Kamek and Pokey out of the stadium.

Wario: I want a refund! The fight was supposed to start at seven, and it is already five to seven!

Spiny: Yeah, and there seems to be a hole in my chair.

Bloober: And I'm sufficating.

Roy: Everyone shut up!

No one does.

Roy: Grr... well, then this will be a very quick match then... I need to get my money and run. So no one, audience member of fighter, can talk!

Wario: Bu-

Roy: No!

Bloober: Bu-

Roy: No!

Spiny: Bu-

Roy: No!

Baseball Boy: Bu-

Roy: No!

Reznor 1: Bu-

Roy: No!

Reznor 2: Bu-

Roy: No!

Reznor 3: Bu-

Roy: No!

Reznor 4: Bu-

Roy: No!

Flurry: Co-

Roy: No!

Finally, everyone is silent.

Roy: Good! Ok, we have Flurry in the blue corner, and somewhere or another is Baseball Boy and Reznor. But Chargin' Chuck's not here so he loses! Yeah!

Meanwhile, in Sky Land...

Chargin' Chuck: I know the Arena used to be here... ROY!

Back in the relocated Arena...

Roy: Now the contestants will fight!

Reznor jumps from its corner toward Baseball Boy.

Roy: Reznor is disqualifed for quadruple teaming!

Reznor 1 , 2, 3, and 4: Aw man!

Roy: And Baseball Boy is disqualified for-

Baseball Boy: Woah, horsie! It seems I'm the winner, because Flurry is still melted from last time.

Roy: WHAT?!

Flurry is indeed still melted.

Roy: Oh no! Reznor, get back in there!

Reznor 3: You said we were disqualifed!

Reznor 1: Now we don't want to play anymore.

Roy: Argh! ... Baseball Boy wins.

Baseball Boy: What? I didn't here you.

Roy: I said Baseball Boy wins! There, ya happy?

Baseball Boy: Yes.

Roy: ... Well, at least I get my money. Baseball Boy moves on and Booster comes back next week to face his chosen challenger, Big Boo... chosen by me, of course!

Bowser: Where's my money?!

Roy: This Arena is closed, bye!

The winner:

The losers:

Now you have a choice:
You can go back and memorize the rest of the battles.
You can go back to the boxing arena, because I know you loved it so much!
Anyone who rats about the conditions here will be personally pounded by me! If you'd like a pounding, you can also go back to Lemmy's Land.