To find out about this week's loser, go check out Larry's Scouting Report.

The referee:

The announcer:

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Kamek: Welcome back! Do I have great news for you! Since this is the twenty-fifth week of battling, Roy has been so kind as to schedule a battle with (gasp) an out-of-game character! That's right! Even better, since he couldn't find anybody better and he'll be fighting, Roy has graciously allowed the return of Pokey and I. Pokey, say hello!

Pokey: ... Hi.

Roy: Remind me to kill myself for letting you back in here.

Kamek: I'll be glad to, but the challenger this week might be glad to make that happen right now.

Roy: Pah, I'll beat whoever it is! Um... who is it, anyway?

Kamek: Um, you did schedule it, didn't you?

Roy: Nah, I made Iggy do it on pain of death. He ran everything.

Kamek: Makes sense to me!

Pokey: ... Not.

Kamek: Um, so anyway, you'll be battling Mother Brain.

Roy: What? That pile of potatoes? This battle wasn't worth getting up for.

Roy is in the red corner, facing out of the ring. Mother Brain is in the blue corner, in her cage and not looking in any direction.

Kamek: So, without anything further, Pokey, please start the battle.

Pokey: Start.

Kamek: And here we go again! Roy whirls around, screams in a really high-pitched voice, and falls to the floor!

Roy: AAAHHH! And don't tell them about that! Idiot...

Kamek: Roy gets off the floor and stalks towards his opponent. He strikes the glass with his bare claws. OH! The glass has broken and littered the Arena!

Koopa: I'm winning the Tiddlywinks!

Roy: Hey! What the?

Kamek: Mother Brain has just sprouted a new body! Um, it came from right out of the floor. And Roy is hopping mad,,, or maybe he got some glass in his foot.

Roy: Ha! You look like... um... dumb!

Kamek: Roy is charging Mother Brain... but he is hit by some sort of purple beam tha drives him back to the ropes! He's down! He's out! He's taking his count! He's-

Morton: Ah, shut up!

Kamek: Um, so it's not looking good for Roy. The challenger seems to be preparing another attack- what? Something else has just entered the ring! The red creature has clung to the brain! Is this legal, Pokey?

Pokey: Sure.

Kamek: Ok! Uh, Mother Brain has turned all gray and hard and YUCK! She's not moving. But Roy is! He's jumping for joy!

Pokey: Stop.

Kamek: Is she dead? I don't think so.

Pokey: ... Stop.

Kamek: Ok, so Roy wins! Congratulations, Roy!

Roy: Yup, I'm cool.

Kamek: Next week, it will be-

Roy: Forget next week! You're outta here!

Kamek: Oh...

Roy: But Pokey can stay.

Kamek: Oh...

Roy: A recording of this battle may be purchased for the low price of all your money! There will be another special battle in twenty-five. I'll see ya next week!

The winner:

The loser:

Now you have a choice:
You can go back and memorize the rest of the battles.
You can go back to the boxing arena because I know you loved it so much!
Anyone who rats about the conditions here will be personally pounded by me! If you'd like a pounding, you can also go back to Lemmy's Land.