The referee:

The announcer:

***

Pokey: Welcome to the fight. It is about to start right now.

Hammer Brother: Roy, this fight is going to be too easy. I move that we forfeit in my favor, and then I won't have to hurt the poor Goomba.

The Goomba squeeks and bounces around in the green back it brought with it.

Roy: No can do, cuz I want to see some blood. But at least I'll allow Goomba to keep its extra item.

Hammer Brother: Ok...

Roy: Fighters ready?

Hammer Brother: Yup.

Goomba: Yeah! (bounce) Yeah!

Roy: Then fight!

Pokey: And the fighters are out of their corners. Hammer Brother is making slow time out to the middle, but Goomba isn't wasting anything. He is out there quickly, and he bounces on Hammer Brother's head. That must have hurt because Hammer Brother is scratching his head.

Hammer Brother: What the?

Goomba: Haha! (bounce bounce) I'm not as easy as you (bounce ba bounce) thought!

Hammer Brother: Ah c'mon, you know you can't beat me. I'm too experienced a foe.

Goomba: I may be a (bounce) Goomba, but no (bounce) regular one! I've seen my friends (bounce) die, and I am (bounce) not (bounce) going to make the (bounce) mistakes they did (bounce bounce). Hey look behind you!

Hammer Brother: What?

Pokey: Goomba bounces on Hammer Brother's head! He falls to the floor but rebounds right back up as the goomba continues to bounce around.

Goomba: When I win this match, my true name will be Goomchamp!

Hammer Brother: Err... this is too much! Meet hammer!

Pokey: A hammer is flying towards Goomba, but the challenger is way too quick to get hit by that thing. Ooh! I hope that audience member is insured.

Goomba: Nahnynahny(bounce)nahnah!

Hammer Brother: How about this!

Pokey: Hammer Brother pounds the ground, but nothing happens because Goomba isn't on it. Roy is though.

Roy: GRR...

Goomba: My turn! Poison (bounce) sting!

Pokey: A dart is flying towards Hammer Brother... but it hits harmlessly in the helmet. Then Goomba bounces on it.

Hammer Brother: Ouch! (takes note of his HP) Uh oh! I only have one chance left!

Pokey: Hsmmer Brother has stopped running... he seems to be punding the same part of the floor with his hammer, over and over. Goomba is bouncing around... he bounces on his opponent! He continues bouncing. Hammer Brother is still hammering. Goomba comes back around the front and- ooh! Well... Roy got the blood he wanted. Good day, folks.

Hammer Brother: Ooh... I'm good.

Roy: What exactly did you do?

Hammer Brother: I noticed he was bouncing around in a fixed pattern, so I kept pounding a place where I knew he would come to... it works in Paper Mario.

Roy: That was a pretty good fight! And hey, since you won three weeks, you're done.

Hammer Brother: Oh yeah!

Roy: I'll see you back here next week... you get to announce until we get another champ, or until I get tired of you.

Hammer Brother: Yay!

Pokey: Oh...

Roy: For now, I must choose two challengers. This has been Roy's Boxing Arena, live. Good night.

The winner:

The loser:

Now you have a choice:
You can go back and memorize the rest of the battles.
You can go back to the boxing arena, because I know you loved it so much!
Anyone who rats about the conditions here will be personally pounded by me! If you'd like a pounding, you can also go back to Lemmy's Land.