The referee:

The announcer:

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Lungefish: I bet Sumo is the tastiest!

Roy slaps his face.

Roy: You can't eat Sumo, because I'm going to make sure he wins.

Lungefish: Maybe I'll just eat you.

Roy: Don't worry, I'll let you eat Lemmy.

Lungefish: Good enough. Oh look, the contestants are ready!

Lemmy: No we're not! I still have to-

Lungefish: In the corner nearest to my mouth is that scrumptious delight, Lemmy! And in the corner far away from me (sigh) is Sumo Koopa, who I bet is even tasteier than Lemmy. It is beyond me how Lemmy won two rounds so far without being the tastiest, but Roy says he's going to lose today. And Roy should know, cuz he's TASTY!

Roy: Are the two of you ready?

Sumo Koopa: Sumo ready!

Lemmy: No, because I-

Roy: Go!

Roy punches Lemmy.

Lemmy: Ow! You're not in this fight!

Roy punches Lemmy.

Lemmy: Enough of this!

Sumo Koopa punds the ground but Lemmy avoids the shock by flying into the air.

Roy: That's against the <ZAP> rules!

Lemmy: Is not!

Roy: I say it is!

Lemmy: Grr...

Lemmy sends a zap flying at Sumo Koopa, but he leaps out of the way and right on to Lemmy. Lemmy is lowered to the ground for an instant.

Roy: You lose!

Lemmy: I beat the count!

Roy: There's no count here!

Lungefish: Just get this over with so I can eat!

Lemmy and Roy keep squabbling. Lungefish gets mad and makes his way down to the arena (somehow).

Lungefish: Gotta have a nibble!

Amidst the fray, Sumo Koopa has become the closest one to Lungefish. The announcer bites Sumo's tail, which causes him to go screaming forward into Lemmy. Lemmy gets knocked out of the arena, as does Roy.

Roy: Sumo wiiiinnnnssss. Ack!

Lemmy: Good, now I can get some rest and quiet!

Roy: Don't think so Lem-loser!

Lemmy: Why not?

Roy: Cuz here comes Lungefish!

Lungefish: Come bach here ya tasty morsel!

Sumo Koopa: Sumo win! Sumo win!

Roy: I hope he chooes a good opponent for next week.

Sumo Koopa: Sumo fight Boom Boom!

Roy: Good enough!

Lemmy and Roy hit a wall, then Lemmy jumps up and runs out the door to escape the hungry Lungefish.

The winner:

The loser:

Now you have a choice:

You can go back and memorize the rest of the battles.
You can go back to the boxing arena, because I know you loved it so much!
Anyone who rats about the conditions here will be personally pounded by me! If you'd like a pounding, you can also go back to Lemmy's Land.