Level One, Battle Thirty-six - July 1, 2001 to July 7, 2001


 
The Boxing Match-up
The Red Corner
 
 
 
 


 
 

Muncher: Since he's invincible, he'll have to win!
The Green Corner
















 
The Yellow Corner
















 
The Blue Corner
 
 
 
 


 

Jelectro: Just because he's also invincible doesn;t mean he'll win.

The referee:

Koopa Troopa - a confused one

The announcer:

Thwimp (not a wimp)

***

Thwimp: Well well well, it seems that one of Roy's many fans thinks that this is going to be a boring battle. What do we think of that?

Muncher: Chomp chomp!

Jelectro: Bzz!

Roy: I'll kill him!

Koopa Troopa: Uh wuh?

Larry: I expect that he will be killed.

Thwimp: You are in Roy's Boxing Arena and I am Thwimp, your not wimpy host. Today, our contestants are...

Thwimp makes a drumroll by bouncing up and down quickly.

Thwimp: In the Blue Corner, it's Jelectro. He's an invincible, immobile minion from Super Mario Bros. 3. And in the Red Corner, it's Muncher. He's an invincible, immobile minion from Super Mario Bros. 3. Fighters?

Jelectro: Bzz!

Muncher: Chomp chomp!

Thwimp: Now I guess I have to let Larry speak.

Larry: Yes, well my analysis determined that the two opponents are level with each other. It should be a good battle and it's hard for me to make any guess. I'm gonna have to go with Muncher because, as a plant, it should be kinda resistant to Jelectro's electricity.

Thwimp: Fascinating... not! Our spectator to get zapped this week is Lil Cheep Cheep.

Lil Cheep Cheep: What?! Um, um... I'm not Lil Cheep Cheep, I'm Paul!

Thwimp: Yeah... no. Well time to battle.

Koopa Troopa: Wuh... zzz...

Thwimp: Fight! ... Hm... well, not much is happening... I see a lot of frantic chewing from Muncher, and Jelectro is flashing real fast, but neither opponent seems to want to make the first move.

Jelectro: Bzz!

Muncher: Chomp chomp!

Jelectro: Bzz bzz!

Muncher: Chomp!

Thwimp: ... Ok, the fan that saw a lame battle coming wins a cookie.

The battle lasts until darkness. Finally, Muncher blends into the dark but Jelectro can still be seen.

Koopa Troopa: *snort snort* Huh? Oh, end the battle!

Thwimp: Why?

Koopa Troopa: I can't see Muncher, so he must have lost.

Thwimp: Well Jelectro wins somehow. That's bad news for Lil Cheep Cheep.

Roy: I'll say! (I love my life.)

Lil Cheep Cheep: Blagadiblagadiblagadiblagadiblag! End transmission!

The winner:

The loser:

Now you have a choice:
You can go back and memorize the rest of the battles.
You can go back to the boxing arena, because I know you loved it so much!
Anyone who rats about the conditions here will be personally pounded by me! If you'd like a pounding, you can also go back to Lemmy's Land.