The referee:

The announcer:

The interpreter:

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Jelectro: Bzz!

Ludwig: Welcome to Roy's Battle Arena! You are just in time to see Shy Guy lose, as me must so that I can remain as the announcer.

Jelectro: Bzz!

Ludwig: I'm your invincible announcer, Jelectro! ... And I'm your interpretor, Ludwig.

Larry: I'm-

Roy: Forget him, for I am the all-powerful Roy! Now I am very busy, so Punching Bag, a quick analysis!

Larry: Grr... Tweeter will win. At least he can give a little hop. And it's kind of unpredictable when he'll do it. Shy Guy can only walk.

Jelectro: Bz-

Roy: Tourist of the Week time!

Ludwig: ...

Roy: Now, wouldn't it be great if it was Crazy Packers Fan so I could fry him a fourth time?

Crazy Packers Fan: NO!!!

Roy looks over at Crazy Packers Fan to find him surrounded by Chargin' Chucks.

Roy: Not on my turf!

Roy presses a button and the Chucks explode.

Crazy Packers Fan: Rats!

Roy: Envelope, please!

Roy... aw, you know. He has the envelope.

Roy: And the winner is... dang, it's Fiver! Oh, now I can't shock Crazy Packers Fan!

Crazy Packers Fan: Yeah!

Fiver: Woohoo! I must be the first rabbit to win!

Roy: I guess he'll do. Strap him down!

Fiver: Uh... could we discuss this? Like, over IM?

Roy: No. Now battle!

Jelectro: Bz-

Roy: NOW!

Jelectro: Bz-

Roy: No buts!

Ludwig: Uh...

Roy: FIGHT!!!

Shy Guy: Here we go!

Tweeter: Huh?

Jelectro: Bzz!

Ludwig: And here they do! Both battlers walk toward each other- oh, Tweeter gives a little hop! But he hasn't reached Shy Guy yet, so no effect.

Roy: Faster!

Jelectro: Bzz!

Ludwig: More walking, more bouncing... um... Tweeter has bounced out of the ring... and out of the arena... uh, he just left.

Koopa Troopa: I'm a silly looniebird!

Roy: That's it! End of battle! I'm going home!

Jelectro: Bzz!

Ludwig: I guess this is goodbye, everyone... *sniffle* Jelectro, don't cry, or you might explode.

BOOM!!!

Roy: Ooh, almost forgot!

Fiver: BlagadiblagadiblagadiblagadiAAH!!! End transmission!

The winner:

The loser:

Now you have a choice:
You can go back and memorize the rest of the battles.
You can go back to the boxing arena, because I know you loved it so much!
Anyone who rats about the conditions here will be personally pounded by me! If you'd like a pounding, you can also go back to Lemmy's Land.