The referee:

The announcer:

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Shy Guy: Welcome! I'm Shy Guy, you're you, and this is Roy's Boxing Arena! Each week two characters go head to head to see who's the strongest... or at least who can cheat the best.

Roy: Quiet about that!

Shy Guy: Whoops, sorry! I'm new at announcing, you see. Well, I believe the first thing to do is introduce the characters! In the Red Corner, coming from Yoshi's Island and with no known attack, it's Georgette Jelly!

Georgette Jelly: Squish! Squish!

Shy Guy: And in the blue corner, also from Yoshi's Island and with the ability to walk over spikes without impaling himself, Muddy Buddy!

Muddy Buddy: Splat! Splut!

Shy Guy: These are two great characters, folks! Now let's have... What does this say?

Roy: Punching Bag.

Shy Guy: Ah yes, let's have Punching Bag tell us who he thinks will win.

Larry: MY NAME'S NOT PUNCHING BAG!!!

Roy socks Larry in the face. He falls to the floor.

Larry: OW!!! Ok, Georgette Jelly! Ohow... ice pack, anyone?

Shy Guy: Uh... should I call a doctor?

Roy: No. If he dies, it's good.

Shy Guy: I see... Well, now Roy will announce the Tourist of the Week.

Roy: Before I do, I want to announce a new feature in my Battle Arena.

A light shines on Crazy Packers Fan, who is tied down in his seat and surrounded by huge Boom Booms.

Roy: Now, usually Punching Bag guesses wrong, and then I zap the Tourist of the Week, BUT, from now on, any time that Larry guesses right, I will satisfy my need to cause pain by having these Boom Boom pulverize Crazy Packers Fan.

Crazy Packers Fan: I'll get you for this, Roy!

Roy: Now that's just it! This treatment will continue until you stop harming me in your Interviews AND apologize to me in one.

Crazy Packers Fan: Never!

Roy: Suit yourself! Man, I sure hope Larry guessed right this time.

Astute Beezo in the Audience: What if Crazy Packers Fan is the Tourist of the Week?

Roy: Then I'll zap AND pummel him regardless of the outcome.

Crazy Packers Fan: GRR...

Roy: NOW, the Tourist of the Week! ... Haha, oh, stupid name! It's... Mathgrant!

Mathgrant: I'm giving this battle three stars on a scale of ten.

Roy: ... Strap him down!

Some large Sledge Brothers do.

Roy: Shy Guy?

Shy Guy: ... Oh! Right! Um... I think it's time for battle! If we can find Koopa-

Koopa Troopa: NOO! I'M SOBER!!! I need to find some drinks! I will start doing it!

Georgette Jelly: He said start!

Muddy Buddy: Well ok then...

Shy Guy: Yay, and here we go! Georgette Jelly is moving fast and she runs right into Muddy Buddy! Now Muddy Buddy is on top of her. Georgette is roaming around the ring and moving up and down. It looks like she's trying to get Muddy Buddy to hit the obstacles suspended above the ring (for some strange reason).

Muddy Buddy: Flower...

Georgette Jelly: Spikes!

Shy Guy: Muddy Buddy is squished into some spikes... but he's ok! He just changed shape a little. Oh, now he's poked by a Jungle Guy (Nice skirt!)! Hm, no damage.

Zoom...

Shy Guy: Georgette Jelly has reached the end of her route and fallen down a hole that showed up! But Muddy Buddy is still on a ledge high above, gathering some coins.

Muddy Buddy: Coins...

Koopa Troopa: I found some drinks! I finished!

Shy Guy: That's it then! Muddy Buddy has defeated Georgette Jelly. He'll return next week against... uh, someone else.

Muddy Buddy: I win...

Roy: Then this time Mathgrant gets zapped! OOH YEAH!

Mathgrant: This is seriously going to lower the rati- BlagadiblagadiblagadiblagadiAAH!!! End transmission!

The winner:

The loser:

Now you have a choice:
You can go back and memorize the rest of the battles.
You can go back to the boxing arena, because I know you loved it so much!
Anyone who rats about the conditions here will be personally pounded by me! If you'd like a pounding, you can also go back to Lemmy's Land.