The referee:

The announcer:

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Shy Guy! Welcome! I-

Roy: No! Stop!

Shy Guy: Huh?

Roy: This is Lightning Battle Arena. We are going to run through as quickly as possible so I can see if I can pound Crazy Packers Fan.

Crazy Packers Fan: HEY!!!

Roy: Let's move on to Punching Bag.

Larry: I'm not- Uh... ok, I'm Punching Bag.

Roy: Now, you had better guess right, Larry Piflong Koopa, or this will be the last day of your life.

Crazy Packers Fan: Piflong? Haha!

Roy: NO TIME FOR LAUGHING!!!

Crazy Packers: Larry, guess it wrong like always!

Larry: Uh, I'm going to have to-

Roy: OUT WITH IT!!!

Larry: B-Barney Bubble!

Roy: The Tourist of the Week is Yoyoshi!

Yoyoshi: Really? Cool! Wait... uh, help!

Roy: Don't worry, Yoyoshi, I have bigger losers to fry... or sic Boom Booms on! Shy Guy, you get ten words during the course of the battle.

Shy Guy: Uh...

Roy: That's one of them! Koopa?

Koopa Troopa: Spz...

Roy: Grr... FIGHT!!!

Shy Guy: Barney... waddle... squirt water... hit Muddy... goo... hey, I did it in seven words!

Roy: TOO MUCH!!! YES!!! Barney Bubble wins!

Yoyoshi: I'm the first Tourist of the Week to not get zapped! Woohoo!

Lemmy's Clone: That didn't look fair to me. Where was the intro? Where-

Lemmy's Clone is suddenly pounded into oblivion by some Boom Booms.

Roy: Well well, Crazy Packers Fan...

Crazy Packers Fan: I'm not afraid of you!

Roy: Really? Need I remind you that you're strapped down and unable to defend yourself?

Crazy Packers Fan: Hm... I had forgotten that...

Roy: But you're lucky today, Packers Boy, because you've caught me in a good mood.

Game Guy's theme starts to play.

Roy: Ahead of you, there are three doors, 1, 2, and 3. Pick a door! The Boom Booms behind it will come out swinging. If you're lucky you'll only get one or two of them. But you might get ten! Ha! Hahaha!

Crazy Packers Fan: I'm not playing your stupid game!

Roy: No? A shame, really.

Roy snaps his fingers. The music stops, all three doors open, and twenty Boom Booms come out of each one. All sixty quickly make their way to Crazy Packers Fan and start beating him up.

Crazy Packers Fan: END TRANSMISSION!!!

Roy: DON'T YOU DARE!!! Let the pounding continue!

Shy Guy: Will Crazy Packers Fan apologize? Find out soon!

As the camera faids out, the pounding does continue, and forty more Boom Booms join the fray...

The winner:

The loser:

Now you have a choice:
You can go back and memorize the rest of the battles.
You can go back to the boxing arena, because I know you loved it so much!
Anyone who rats about the conditions here will be personally pounded by me! If you'd like a pounding, you can also go back to Lemmy's Land.