The referee:

The announcer:

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Roy: Welcome to the Boxing Arena! We have a great match- a four fighter free-for-all! But before we get to that, it is my pleasure to announce that Crazy Packers Fan has apologized to me, and all is forgiven.

Crazy Packers Fan, who last week was strapped down in his chair and pounded by Boom Booms, is now sitting ringside. He waves to the camera.

Roy: Unfortunately, I still have all these Boom Booms that I hired. So, they will be put to work if the winner of tonight's fight isn't Beezo, like I requested.

Shy Guy: Uh, ya know Roy, I, uh, did get the most votes...

Roy: Shuddap! Now... Uh, what's next?

Shy Guy: Announce the fighters.

Roy: Right! How could I forget? Okay, in the Red Corner, my favorite and yours, it's Beezo!

Beezo: I was cheated, I tell ya, but I won't lose tonight!

Roy: Shy Guy is taking up space in the Green Corner.

Shy Guy: I'm ready for a great fight!

Roy: Muddy Buddy is making a mess out of the Yellow Corner.

Muddy Buddy: Sorry...

Roy: And finally, Barney Bubble is embarrassing the Blue Corner.

Barney Bubble: Excuse me, sir, but you did not allow me the chance to express myself last week, so if I may-

Roy: You may not! Now, let's meet our esteemed referee this evening. Of course, it's-

Koopa Troopa suddenly explodes from being too drunk.

Roy: ... Uh, Crazy Packers Fan!

Crazy Packers Fan: Huh?

Roy: Well you're already ringside. Anyway, here is Larry with his analysis.

Larry: Thanks for the proper recognition! I was finally right last week! Now, I know you're going to really wonder about this one, but I've decided the winner will be... Muddy Buddy!

Audience: BOO!!!

Everyone throws veggies at Larry. He happily eats them.

Yoyoshi: I hope I'm not Tourist of the Week again! I'll get zapped for sure this time!

Roy: Ah yes, the Tourist of the Week! And the winner is... Sanchez?

Sanchez: Did you know that, in the Interview where Crazy Packers Fan apologized, Birdo said, "This guy answers questions, but he can’t think of any good ways to answer!"?

Roy: Uh... no. Let's get to the fight!

Crazy Packers Fan has made his way into the middle of the ring.

Crazy Packers Fan: Fighters ready? FIGHT!

Beezo: With pleasure!

Roy: Beezo opens with a spear throw to Barney Bubble- OH NO! It has hit Crazy Packers Fan instead!

Crazy Packers Fan: That... hurt... *thud*

Crazy Packers Fan falls over and lands on Barney Bubble.

Barney Bubble: I shant hold on much longer!

POP!

Barney Bubble has burst.

Roy: Stop the battle! Get a medic!

Shy Guy: Wow! I didn't know Roy had a medic!

Dr. Freezegood runs in with his medical kit. He tends to Crazy Packers Fan's impalement.

Muddy Buddy: This better not take lo-

Dr. Freezegood: All done!

Crazy Packers Fan: I'm all better!

Audience: YAY!!!

Roy: Whew! For a minute there I thought I'd lose my Interview priviledges!

Crazy Packers Fan: Beezo, you're disqualified for roughing with the ref!

Beezo: What? NOO!

The disqualified Beezo suddenly disappears - bloop!

Roy: It seems we're down to Shy Guy vs Muddy Buddy. Beezo's out, but I'm not mad! Now the winner gets a pounding!

Larry: I knew I'd be right!

Audience: BOO!!!

This time the audience throws bricks at Larry.

Larry: Ow! Medic!

Roy: Sorry, he's limited to one usage a week.

Larry: Wah!

Crazy Packers Fan: Let the fight continue!

Shy Guy: At last!

Muddy Buddy: Ok.

Roy: And we're back to fighting! Shy Guy speeds towards Muddy Buddy. They connect! Oh, but Shy Guy slides right through! Hey Shy Guy, didn't you used to be red?

(Grey) Shy Guy: Uh... ew!

Roy: Shy Guy spins around for another pass. But- but Muddy Buddy's not there! Where'd he go?

Muddy Buddy: Right here!

Roy: Muddy Buddy is behind Shy Guy and changing his shape! He now has a well-built arm, and he socks Shy Guy!

Shy Guy: YOW!

Roy: Shy Guy falls upside down! I don't believe it!

Crazy Packers Fan: Muddy Buddy wins!

Larry: I... told you... ug.

Audience: YAY!!!

The crowd throws coins at Larry, but they completely knock him out.

Roy: Coins for me! Uh, so that's the battle. Well Sanchez, you get away clean.

Sanchez: Hm... ok! Nice quote, Roy!

Roy: ... I don't get him. Well, looks like Muddy Buddy gets a pounding.

Amid the Bowser Land parade music, twenty Boom Booms march down to the arena. They step inside and start pounding- except that Muddy Buddy beats them up!

Roy: ...

Lemmy's Clone: End transmission!

Other Eighty Boom Booms: Get him!

Lemmy's Clone: Rats.

The winner:

The loser:

Now you have a choice:
You can go back and memorize the rest of the battles.
You can go back to the boxing arena, because I know you loved it so much!
Anyone who rats about the conditions here will be personally pounded by me! If you'd like a pounding, you can also go back to Lemmy's Land.