The referee:

The announcer:

***

Shy Guy: Welcome back! I'm your host, Shy Guy, and this is Roy's Boxing Arena.

Pan around the entire stadium. Cool fanfare.

Shy Guy: This week, we have a great match-up, folks! Let's meet the fighters.

Boom Boom: I'm Boom Boom! I was the mini-boss in Mario 3, but since then Nintendo has forgotten about me. No matter; tonight, BB dies!

Barney Bubble: Good evening. I am Barney Bubble, the current champene. Although I was defeated in last week's special battle, history will not be repeated tonight. I have not made an appearance since Yoshi's Island, and hope to earn one here.

Shy Guy: Now, let's meet the referee that will make sure there is a fair fight today.

Koopa Troopa: Yo ho ho and a bottle of *HIC*!

Shy Guy: At this time, we go to Larry for his analysis of the battle.

Roy: Sorry, Larry is dead right now.

Everyone: ... WHAT?!

Roy: Yup, he died this morning. What a stinker! But don't worry, he should come back to life by next week's battle. For now, I'll just throw a dart at the board to see who should win. But, since I don't have a dart...

Spike Top: Let go of me!

Roy: Sure thing!

Roy throws Spike Top at the dartboard. His spike gets stuck in it, and he has landed on...

Roy: Barney Bubble! Barney will be the winner tonight. And now, for the Tourist of the Week whose fate is resting on this battle... well, it's Sanchez again!

Sanchez: Woohoo! Yay!

Shy Guy: With that, it is time to battle! Koopa?

Koopa Troopa: Alright, let's have a fair fight. None of this:

Koopa Troopa punches Boom Boom, but Boom Boom is so strong that Koopa gets repelled out of the Arena.

Koopa Troopa: Fight...

Boom Boom: I'm ready!

Barney Bubble: Likewise.

Shy Guy: And here they go! Barney Bubble is the first to attack, but his water gun move does little, if any, damage to Boom Boom. Here comes a flying punch!

BLAM!

Shy Guy: Boom Boom has blasted Barney Bubble out of the stadium, making him this week's winner.

Boom Boom: You doubted me?!

Shy Guy: No! Um, no, of course not. But, it seems like Sanchez is in for a shock now.

Roy pulls his switch to shock Sanchez, but he has connections with a rubber company and came prepared. He is uneffected.

Roy: What company did you get that rubber from?!

Sanchez: It wants to keep itself a secret.

Roy: ... End transmission!

Spike Top: Uh... help?

The winner:

The loser:

Now you have a choice:
You can go back and memorize the rest of the battles.
You can go back to the boxing arena, because I know you loved it so much!
Anyone who rats about the conditions here will be personally pounded by me! If you'd like a pounding, you can also go back to Lemmy's Land.