Level One, Battle Forty-seven - October 27, 2001 to November 3, 2001

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The Boxing Match-up
The Red Corner
 


 

Piranha Plant: You've heard of the jaws of life? Here's the jaws of death.
The Green Corner
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
The Yellow Corner












 
The Blue Corner
 
 
 


 

Nipper: A loser, but better than that other guy.

The referee:

Koopa Troopa - a confused one

The announcer:

Shy Guy

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Shy Guy: We're here in Roy's Boxing Arena! I am Shy Guy, your host tonight. Let's meet tonight's fighters.

Nipper: Nipper! I come from Mario 3 and Yoshi's Safari. My trademark bite attack will take me far.

Piranha Plant: Piranha Plant! I am the current champion, and since I've been in lots of more games I'm certain to win.

Shy Guy: Now, Larry, for the analysis.

Larry: I'm going with Piranha Plant, because one of his bites will inflict more damage than one of Nipper's. Yeowch!

Nipper has taken a bite of Larry.

Larry: Wah! That's it! I'm out of here!

Larry runs away.

Roy: He'll be back. Now our Tourist of the Week is... yay! It's Crazy Packers Fan!

Crazy Packers Fan: Again?! Yay! ... Wait... I remember what happened the last time!

Roy: Um... time for the battle!

Shy Guy: Our referee tonight, Koopa Troopa.

Koopa Troopa: I'm on to you! You're all out to get me, but I'm smarter! So I'll be running away while these guys FIGHT!

Shy Guy: And they're off!

Piranha Plant: I hope you're tasty!

Nipper: Are you a cannibal?! You actually eat other plants?!

Piranha Plant: Well, I do prefer meat...

Koopa Troopa: HELP!!!

Shy Guy: Piranha Plant is still tied to the floor, but Nipper isn't, so he's doing his little hopping thing and he's getting close to Piranha Plant and now he's nipping at him and he took a bite out of him and- oh.

Piranha Plant: *gulp*

Shy Guy: It seems that Piranha Plant has, ug, eaten Nipper. I think that just about wraps it up.

Roy: Well, at least now I don't have to zap Crazy Packers Fan.

Crazy Packers Fan: Yeah! I finally got away clean!

Suddenly, Roy notices that Koopa Troopa, who is running away incredibly slowly, is dangerously close to the lever.

Roy: Koopa, watch-

Koopa Troopa: Oof!

Lord Seth: BlagadiblagadiblagadiblagadiAAG!!! ROY!!!

Roy: Hey, I didn't press it! End transmission!

The winner:

The loser:

Now you have a choice:
You can go back and memorize the rest of the battles.
You can go back to the boxing arena, because I know you loved it so much!
Anyone who rats about the conditions here will be personally pounded by me! If you'd like a pounding, you can also go back to Lemmy's Land.