The referee:

The announcer:

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Piranha Plant: Welcome to my dinner- er, I mean, Roy's Boxing Arena. I am your devouring host, Piranha Plant, and here with me are Roy, who runs the place, Larry, who will have his analysis, and Shy Guy, the last announcer who will be subbing for Koopa Troopa in the ring today. Let's see the fighters!

Huffin Puffin: I *pant pant* am Huffin *pant pant* Puffin. According to *pant pant* Susan, I *pant pant* am my op- *pant pant* -ponents evolved *pant pant* form, so I should *pant pant* have no problem *pant pant* winning *pant pant* tonight.

Bumpty Penguin: Take a breather, Huffin. I'm Bumpty Penguin, here from Yoshi's Island. Just as Roy said, I'll bump Huffin Puffin right out of the ring!

Roy: You'd better!

Piranha Plant: ... Hey, you, in seat ROYISTHEBEST, did you know that you look scrumptious?

Lil Cheep Cheep: Uh...

Piranha Plant: I'll be sure to take a closer... inspection after the battle. For now, here's Larry with his analysis.

Larry: Well since Huffin Puffin is the evolved form-

Roy: Enough from you! The tourist of the week is... or, should I say, are Lil Cheep Cheep and Axem Leader!

Axem Leader: How dare you?!

Lil Cheep Cheep: Yeah, what is this?!

...

Axem Leader and Lil Cheep Cheep: WE WON!!!

Roy: Idiots.

Axem Leader: True!

Piranha Plant: Woah! Forget that other guy! You in seat ILOVEROY look like a feast!

Mario: Mammamia!

Piranha Plant: Oh boy I'm hungry! ... Oh, right, the battle. Well, here to start it off is Shy Guy!

Shy Guy: Ok, now just bare with me, I've never done this before. (reading from a manual) To start the fight-

BUMP

Piranha Plant: On the word "fight", Bumpty Penguin burst from his corner and knocked the ref out of the ring! Haha, I guess he loses.

Shy Guy: Don't worry, I'll get him in the next round... *gong*

Huffin Puffin: What *pant pant* rounds?

Bumpty Penguin: None for you!

BUMP

Piranha Plant: Bumpty Penguin has bumped into Huffin Puffin. Huffin Puffin is too heavy to get knocked out, it seems, but his air isn't. The air's been knocked out of him!

Huffin Puffin: *wheeze wheeze*

Bumpty Penguin: You stupid wall! You hurt my footsie!

Piranha Plant: Huffin Puffin, gasping for breath, sinks to the floor. He's done, folks, the winner is Bumpty Penguin!

Bumpty Penguin keeps bumping Huffin Puffin, who is starting to turn blue, around the ring.

Roy: Woah, I almost forgot the lever thingie!

Lil Cheep: You... don't want to do that.

Axem Leader: SAVE ME!!!

The two "friends" are sitting next to each other, and Axem Leader, though he is resistant to electricity and Lil Cheep Cheep is weak to it, grabs the fish and holds him over his head. Lil Cheep Cheep absorbs most of the electricity.

Axem Leader: Wah! That hurt!

Lil Cheep Cheep is fried to a crisp.

Piranha Plant: This is all for this broadcast of Roy's Boxing Arena. Oh Mario!

Mario: HAHAHAHA!!!

The winner:

The loser:

Now you have a choice:
You can go back and memorize the rest of the battles.
You can go back to the boxing arena, because I know you loved it so much!
Anyone who rats about the conditions here will be personally pounded by me! If you'd like a pounding, you can also go back to Lemmy's Land.