The referee:

The announcer:

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Mack: Welcome to Roy's Boxing Arena! You will be bouncing with me tonight, Mack! Let's hop right to it and meet the fighters. In the Blue Corner, it's the challenger, he doesn't bounce but at least he's airborne, it's the Glum Reaper!

Glum Reaper: *sigh* I can't be killed, you know.

Mack: In the Red Corner, it's the champion, he's supposedly also immortal, but he can't get himself off the ground. Coming off an instant win last week, it's Dry Bones!

Dry Bones: I will... bounce you... right out... of the ring.

Glum Reaper: *sigh* I think not.

Mack: I like his attitude though! Here now is Larry Koopa. He doesn't jump that well, but he is fairly good at guessing who will win.

Larry: Thanks, I guess. Well, I'm going with Dry Bones this week. He got an instant win last week, so maybe he'll do the same again.

Glum Reaper: *sigh* He can't.

Dry Bones: Just... watch.

Glum Reaper: *sigh* Why bother?

Mack: Now we go to Roy, so he can announce this week's bounciest tourist.

Roy: This week's tourist of the week is... Yet To Be Determined! ... Hm, I don't know anyone named Yet To Be Determined. Hey, if you're named Yet To Be Determined, stand up!

No one does.

Larry: I think that means Lemmy hasn't picked anyone yet.

Roy: Figures, that lazy brother of mine. Well, we can't just wait for him to decide, and someone has to be on the hook tonight, so I choose... Vapor!

Vapor: What? Why?

Roy: Yeah, and when, who, where, and how, too. Vapor, you allowed me to get hurt in one of your interviews. Anyway, you get hurt so often anyway, this probably won't make much difference. Boom Booms!

Some Boom Booms come and strap Vapor down.

Vapor: How do I just know that Glum Reaper is going to win?

Glum Reaper: *sigh* There is no other choice.

Dry Bones: That changes... now.

Mack: Looks like we're all set now. Piranha Plant, do us the honors by starting this match. Hop to it!

Piranha Plant: You know I'm stuck in the ground! You don't have to be so vicious!

Mack: It's in my contract.

Piranha Plant: I bet. Okay, fighters ready? GO!

Dry Bones: Bonemerang...

Mack: Dry Bones starts things off by throwing a bone right at Glum Reaper!

Glum Reaper: *sigh* Teleport.

Mack: Glum Reaper has suddenly moved to another location in the ring! He's much closer to Dry Bones now, and he avoided Dry Bones's attack. Oh, but wait, the bone is coming back! Oh, it's a direct hit! Will Glum Reaper be able to go on?

Glum Reaper: *sigh* Deathsicle.

Dry Bones: Brace for... what?

Glum Reaper 2, 3, and 4: *sigh*

Mack: This is amazing! Dry Bones has instantly been surrounded by copies of Glum Reaper! Each one is attacking with a scythe... and Dry Bones has been completely obliterated! He's just gone!

Piranha Plant: Glum Reaper wins!

Glum Reaper: *sigh* Oh, whoopdee doo.

Mack: What a great fight! Glum Reaper used some powerful techniques and dominated over Dry Bones, becoming the new champion in the process!

Roy: And that takes us to our next round two match. But first, oh Vapor...

Vapor: I knew it! I knew that- BlagadiblagadiblagadiblagadiblagadiAAG! End transmission!

The winner:

The loser:

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