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Roy Koopa - It's too bad that I've been cursed with perfecion. Well, some one had to be! |
Lemmy Koopa - If I didn't know Lemmy, I'd say that no one this pathetic could actually live! |
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Sumo Koopa - He's strong, but he has the IQ of a gnat. I'll beat him in three seconds.
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Angry Sun - I'll admit that he's hot, but he can't hold a candle to my strength or coolness! |
The referee:
The announcer:
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Kamek: Looks like I've got hosting duties again!
Lemmy: What is this, Cartoon Friday?
Roy: The only cartoon here is you, Lem!
Lemmy: So, I take it the ring is rigged, eh?
Roy: ...No.
Koopa Troopa: Ten thousand bottles of <hic> on <hic> <hic>!
Kamek: Well, have we got a treat for you today! Four champions all in one place! Oh, autographs, please!
Roy: Well put! There's more to steal from where the rest came from!
Lemmy: Was I suppose to notice that my ball has been nailed to the floor?
Roy: What nail? Koopa, do you see a nail?
Koopa Troopa: Look at all the <hic> colors!
Kamek: In the red corner is Roy Koopa! Oh, he is so magnificently strong that it is incredible!
Roy: Thank you! Yup, I'm the winner!
Kamek: We also have Lemmy, Sumo, and the Angry Sun.
Sumo Koopa: Who call Sumo?
Koopa Troopa: Is this a bathroom?
Angry Sun: C'mon, let's do it!
Ninja: (from the audience) Hey Fred! I'm placin' five on the Sun!
Roy: Grr...
Suddenly, Roy bursts out of his corner and stampedes to the other side of the ring.
Angry Sun: Don't make me mad!
Lemmy: Not again!
Sumo Koopa: Wuh?
Roy punches the Sun into oblivion. Normally he would have hurt himself, but the corner is strangely cool... wonder why...
Lemmy: Now wait! That wasn't fair!
Koopa Troopa: Choo choo!
Roy: Uh... go?
Lemmy: I'm outta here!
Lemmy flies away, since he noticed his ball was nailed to the floor.
Roy: Fine, you just make it easier for me!
Sumo Koopa tries to punch Roy, but he was drugged before the match and he misses his mark by several feet. Actually, he is still in his corner. Roy presses a button on the ring control box (your guess is as good as mine) and Sumo is blown away.
Kamek: Sorry, I went downstairs for a drink and- oh, well it seems to be all over!
Roy: You can say that again!
Koopa Troopa: Spz...
Roy: You're right, the Angry Sun is still the actuve champion. But since he has fainted, I guess I'll have to choose his next opponent...
The winner:
The losers:
Now you have a choice:
You can go back and memorize the rest
of the battles.
You can go back to the boxing
arena, because I know you loved it so much!
Anyone who rats about the conditions
here will be personally pounded by me! If you'd like a pounding, you can
also go back to Lemmy's
Land.