Wario vs Baby Bowser

Wario vs Baby Bowser

**The Boxing Match-up**
The Red Corner Wario: I still think he's ok, but he can't beat Baby Bowser.	The Green Corner
The Yellow Corner	The Blue Corner Baby Bowser: He'll be my dad someday, so I guess I gotta root for him.

The referee:

Mastadoom

The announcer:

Amazing Flying Hammer Brother

***

Amazing: Welcome! Welcome to Roy's Sports Hall, where there's an amazing surprise in every battle. What out of this world stuff will happen tonight? Let's meet our contestants. In the Red Corner, unbelievable as it may seem, he's won two weeks in a row, it's Wario!

Wario: I'm-a gonna win, then I'm-a gonna announce!

Amazing: Oh no! That would be amazingly... bad. Well, then Baby Bowser just has to win!

Baby Bowser: Hey! Gimme good interduton!

Amazing: Oh, of course! In the Blue Corner, he has an incredible vocabulary for a baby, it's Baby Bowser!

Baby Bowser: Dat bettah.

Amazing: Whew! Well now, here's the outstandingly accurate analyser, Larry Koopa!

Larry: Uh, yeah, hi. I'm going with Baby Bowser to win this time... because if I don't he'll kill me when he gets older... I think.

Amazing: Yes, it is amazing how Baby Bowser already has seven kids, isn't it? Roy, which brilliant tourist is getting rewarded this week?

Roy: For the life of me, I'll never know why Lemmy picked Misty Koopa.

Misty: Lemmy picked me? Maybe he doesn't hate me...

Roy: Heh heh heh! I bet she wets herself when she gets electrocuted!

Misty: HEY!!!

Amazing: Ooh, that should be interesting!

Misty: Shut up already!

Amazing: Oh, alright. Mastadoom, start this long-anticipated battle.

Mastadoom: I'd say we're due for a messy ending to the evening. Anyway, fighters ready? Go!

Baby Bowser: Rah!

Wario: Body Slam!

Baby Bowser: Wahahah!!!

Amazing: Oh, this is incredible! Baby Bowser tries a ground pound move, but Wario dodges it and slams him!

Baby Bowser: Meanie! Have bomb!

KABOOM!!!

Wario: My-a noze! Wahahaha!!!

Amazing: I don't believe it! Baby Bowser threw a huge bomb at Wario, hitting him right in the face! His nose turned even ready than usual, it was an amazing site, and then Wario ran out of the ring! It was unbelievably pathetic.

Baby Bowser: Now who da baby?

Misty: Ha! Looks like I get away!

Roy: What?! No way!

Roy presses the shock button, but...

Roy: BlagadiblagadiblagadiAAG! Ooh, end transmission!

The winner:

The loser:

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