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Baby Bowser: He's awfully strong for a kid... |
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Mecha Koopa: Not a chance, my future dad will incinerate 'im. |
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Baby Bowser: He's awfully strong for a kid... |
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Mecha Koopa: Not a chance, my future dad will incinerate 'im. |
The referee:
The announcer:
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Amazing: Welcome one and all to Roy's Sports Hall, the amazing place where everyone enters and no one leaves! I'm Amazing Flying Hammer Brother, and I'll be your host this enthralling evening. This week our Challenger is...
Mecha Koopa: Mecha Koopa! Phsyical attacks don't defeat me, so I'm ready to go!
Amazing: And our incredibly strong Champion is...
Baby Bowser: Me Baby Bowser! Me kill bad Mecha Koopa before me growed up.
Amazing: This promises to be an incredible battle. Here to pick the winner is Larry!
Larry: Uh, hi. I'm sure I'm gonna get it back at the castle, but I'm going with Mecha Koopa to win. He's nowhere near as strong as my father, but Dad seems to have bad luck around Mechas.
Baby Bowser: Not now me don't! Bad Larry take nappie!
Larry: Um... I'm a little old for naps.
Baby Bowser: TAKE NAPPIE!!!
Larry: Wow, I'm suddenly so sleepy... zzz...
Amazing: Outstanding! Finally, we go to Roy for the current Tourist of the Week!
Roy: Shut up, I'm busy playing Mario Sunshine here!
Amazing: You're more interested in that game than the battle?
Roy: I need to find out who the Mario imposter is so I can get him on my side.
Amazing: Well... do you think you could pause the game for a minute to announce the Tourist of the Week?
Roy: No.
Amazing: A second?
Roy: What? Well, fine. It's... Junaid. Now leave me alone.
Junaid: I think you'll get a Shine if you-
Roy: Don't tell me!
Junaid: But I thought you just wanted to get through the game!
Roy: Yeah, well, you know... shut up!
Amazing: While Roy plays his game, we'll go on to the battle. Mastadoom, let's get this thing started!
Mastadoom: I'm probably doomed never to play Mario Sunshine... but let's get this battle over with. Fighters ready? Go!
Mecha Koopa: Bump.
Baby Bowser: Roar!
Mecha Koopa: Bumpidy bump.
Baby Bowser: ROAR!
Mecha Koopa: Bumpidy bum... pi... di... bu...
Baby Bowser: Uh... Stompie?
Mastadoom: Baby Bowser wins.
Baby Bowser: Me win, me win, yay!
Amazing: That was ama... ok, so that was just lame. Mecha Koopa just bumped into Baby Bowser until he winded down, and then Baby Bowser stomped the floor to knock him off. This may have been the most boring battle since that one with the instant winner... does that even count? But even so, we will be back next week for what promises to be a truly amazing battle! So, see ya then!
Mastadoom: Wait, isn't Junaid doomed to get shocked?
Junaid: Shh!
Roy: I can't be bothered to do that now, I gotta get that Shine!
Junaid: Whew!
Amazing: That game must be incredibly good! Hey, can I play?
Roy: When pigs fly.
Amazing: Oh look, a flying piggy!
Roy: ... End transmission.
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The loser:
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