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Baseball Boy: Better thing twice 'fore playing with tbe big boys. |
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Naval Piranha: He doesn't look like he thought twice. |
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Baseball Boy: Better thing twice 'fore playing with tbe big boys. |
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Naval Piranha: He doesn't look like he thought twice. |
The referee:
The announcer:
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Amazing: WELCOME! I'm Amazing Flying Hammer Brother, and I'll be announcing tonight's incredible battle! Since Baby Bowser is too young to pay attention to the battle, Mastadoom and I will stay here. This week, we have two brand new fighters entering the ring! In the Red Corner, he's the real Homerun King, it's Baseball Boy!
Baseball Boy: I'm gonna knock you outta the ring!
Amazing: But in the Blue Corner, he's king among plants, it's Naval Piranha!
Naval Piranha: Huh?
Amazing: Never mind! Larry, who's gonna win?
Larry: Well, Naval Piranha is a boss, and he's kinda huge, and, well, I like plants. So I'm going with Naval Piranha to win.
Roy: The Tourist of the Week is, my man and yours, Crazy Packers Fan!
Crazy Packers Fan: Alright, my fourth time! Oh, and you don't have to rhyme.
Roy: Look who's talking!
Crazy Packers Fan: Oh, yeah, right...
Amazing: Mastadoom, I can't wait! Start this battle!
Mastadoom: Doom...
Amazing: Oh, don't start this again!
Mastadoom: Fine, then fight!
Baseball Boy: Home Run!
SMACK!
Naval Piranha: Hm? Oh, Nipper Spores!
Baseball Boy: Hrm...
Amazing: And we're off to a great start! Baseball Boy slammed his bat into Naval Piranha, but he's too thick to even notice! Now Naval his spit some Nipper Spores into the air.
Naval Piranha: Ready? Charge!
Baseball Boy: Slide! ... Batter Up!
SLAM! SMACK! Smack!
Naval Piranha: Yah!
Baseball Boy: Ha, 1-0, favor of the home team!
Amazing: I can't believe it! Naval Piranha charged at Baseball Boy, who slid out of the way. Then he hit a Nipper Spore and sent it flying into Naval's back, causing the first damage!
Naval Piranha: That's the last time you'll see my back!
Baseball Boy: We'll see about that!
Poke poke
Baseball Boy: Not now!
Poke poke
Baseball Boy: I said not-
CHOMP!
Baseball Boy: YEOW!
Amazing: Well! It looks like one of the Nipper Spores became a Nipper and bit Baseball Boy when he wasn't looking! I don't think he'll be able to sit for a while.
Naval Piranha: Vine Whip!
Slap SMACK!
Baseball Boy: Ouch! What kind of play is that?!
Amazing: A powerful smack from Naval's vines! Is Baseball Boy done?
Baseball Boy: No! Steal!
Naval Piranha: Oh no you don't!
Amazing: Baseball Boy is trying to run around to Naval Piranha's back, but Naval won't let him get there!
Baseball Boy: You play dirty!
Naval Piranha: Chomp!
Crunch!
Baseball Boy: OW! THAT'S IT!!!
Naval Piranha: Right. Three strikes and you're out.
Baseball Boy: Oh no, you're hitting. I'm pitching.
Naval Piranha: Wait, then that means-
GLUCK!
Naval Piranha: Ow... my eye...
SLAM!!!
Baseball Boy: Time to hit the showers!
Mastadoom: Naval Piranha is doomed. Baseball Boy wins.
Amazing: I can't believe it! Naval Piranha bit Baseball Boy, who then rammed his bat into Naval's eye! I sure hope no one in the audience is squeemish, cuz that was kind of disgusting... great though! Well, I suppose that just about wraps things up... except for the shock, of course.
Roy: Are you kidding? There's no way I'm shocking Crazy Packers Fan.
Crazy Packers Fan: Are we really that close now?
Roy: No, I just wanna zap Alakazam instead.
Alakazam: BlagadiblagadiblagadiAAG! End transmission!
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