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Roy: Welcome to ROY'S SPORTS HALL! That's me, but I trust you weaklings already knew that!

Kamek: I'm Kamek, and I'll be your announcer for today! This battle is starting to look very exciting and it hasn't even started, folks, the fighters are anxious to spill some blood!

Zeus Guy: This'll be a quick battle; I promise it'll be swift and painful.

Crook: Painful?! This isn't fair! I want out!

Roy: WHAT WAS THAT?! If you don't fight Zeus Guy, you're going in the ring with ME!

Crook: Bring it on, Zeus Guy!

Roy: Then let's get this underway!

Kamek: In the red corner, you'd better watch your wallet when you're around this guy- HEY! My wallet's gone!

Crook: *snicker*

Kamek: Grr. (I'll get you after this. if you're still alive.) It's Crook! In the blue corner, It's the king of boxing, ZEUS GUY!

Zeus Guy: Let's fight clean, no low hits.

Crook: You wish, Zeus GAL!

Zeus Guy: That's it, you asked for it!

Larry: WAIT!!!

Roy: Wassap, punching bag?!

Larry: I won't be left out of this! I HAVE TO PREDICT THE WINNER!

Roy: Fine, but make it snappy, will ya?!

Larry: I have come to the scientific hypothesis that Crook will win.

Roy: What?! You must be crazy!

Larry: I bet Roy's punching bag that he'll win.

Roy: Wow, you must be sure if you're betting yourself, pencil neck!

Larry: M-myself? I-I d-didn't mean-

Roy: Well, I'll make sure that bet is carried out.

Larry: B-but-

Roy: Let's get on with it, Kamek!

Kamek: Give the word Pokey, and make it exciting.

Pokey: Fight.

Kamek: And they're off!

Zeus Guy: Missile Punch!

WHAM!

Crook: Augh!

Pokey: Yay.

Crook: Cross-Cut!

SCRATCH SCRATCH!

Zeus Guy: Augh! My beautiful clothes! You're gonna pay, criminal! FOCUS POWER!

Kamek: Zeus Guy is glowing with strength! I wouldn't want to be in Crook's shoes right now.

Crook: Super CHARGE!

Kamek: WHOA! Crook performed an aggressive charge, but Zeus Guy expertly dodged it!

Zeus Guy: TURBO PUNCH RUSH!!!

BLAM BAM WHAM BADABAM BAM BAM!!!

Kamek: Incredible! Zeus Guy's TURBO PUNCH RUSH almost wins the match! Crook almost fell! It's going to take more than a little luck to beat Zeus Guy, that's for sure.

Crook: Ooh, my head. Oh no, I'm going to lose. Time to get dirty.

Kamek: OH! Unbelievable! Crook is taking a Bob-omb out of his bag! Is that legal, Roy?

Roy: Don't bother me, I'm playing Metroid Prime.

Crook: Punch THIS, loser!

Zeus Guy: Uh oh.

Zeus Guy tries to punch the Bob-omb but it explodes in his face.

BOOM!!!

Zeus Guy is almost sent flying out of the ring but is stopped in mid-air by Kamek's magic.

Kamek: (whispering) Pay back time, you wallet-stealing criminal.

Crook: Whoa! That's weird. Ah well. One more Bob-omb ought to do it.

Crook throws another Bob-omb and Zeus Guy tries to punch it. The Bob-omb is sent straight back to Crook one millimeter before it hits Zeus Guy by Kamek's magic.

Crook: OH MY DAD!!!

BOOM!!!

Kamek (with a triumphant look in his face): OH! Crook is sent flying out of the arena by his own Bob-omb!

Pokey: Zeus Guy wins.

Zeus Guy: I-I won? I won? I won! HA! Nobody messes with the mighty Zeus Guy!

Roy: Huh? Oh the winner is Zeus Guy? Hehehe, well Larry, looks like you lost, and since you bet yourself, you now belong to me. Haha!

Larry: Erm.

Roy: I think I'll put my new possession in a safe place, the lava pits!

Larry: OH NO! NO ROY, PLEASE, NO! AHH!!!

Larry is dragged off by two Sledge Brothers.

Roy: For all of us here, I'm Roy Koopa, inviting you all to join me next week (or else), for ROY'S SPORTS HALL!!!

The winner:

The loser:

Now you have a choice:
You can go back and memorize the rest of the battles.
You can go back to the Boxing Arena, because I know you loved it so much!
Anyone who rats about the conditions here will be personally pounded by me! If you'd like a pounding, you can also go back to Lemmy's Land.