The referee:

The announcer:

***

Roy: Today I thought we'd try something different. We'll have the battle first, and then all the talk!

Piranha Plant: Alright, then-

Mack: Wait! Shouldn't we at least say who's fighting?

Roy: Nope, we'll do that after the battle.

Mack: I'm not sure this idea is going to bounce... er, I mean, float.

Roy: We'll see. Piranha?

Piranha Plant: No throwing me at your opponent this time, Buster.

Buster Beetle: I will do whatever it takes to gain the recognition I deserve.

Piranha Plant: Well, not that, or I may be forced to chew you out. Fighters ready? Go!

Magmus: Vigor Up!

Buster Beetle: Fury Swipes!

Mack: This battle is off to a frantic start! Magmus is trying to increase his defense, but Buster is going right at him with his strong secret attack. It doesn't seem like Magmus can move while vigoring, as he's being hit by each swipe!

Buster Beetle: I'll finish this off with a Rock Throw.

Magmus: Headbonk!

Buster Beetle: Yah!

Mack: Magmus must have a lot of stamina as he's come out after being swiped and hit Buster right on the head! The blow has caused Buster to drop his block on himself! Buster is looking kind of dizzy right now.

Magmus: Hide 'n Bide!

Mack: Magmus is hiding in his shell, and seems to be charging up a powerful attack, but will he last long enough to release it?

Buster Beetle: I was hoping it wouldn't come to this, but...

Magmus: Huh? What the? Hey! Oof!

Buster Beetle: I win.

Mack: Wow! Buster Beetle has just picked up Magmus, and thrown him out of the ring!

Buster Beetle: He's a little heavier than my rocks, but it was still easy to toss him around.

Piranha Plant: Victory to Buster Beetle... I guess...

Mack: Yes, Buster Beetle has won the battle... which means I don't get to announce anymore. Oh, I like to bounce, but I don't want to bounce out of the announcer's box! Well, for all of us here at Roy's Sports Hall, I'm Mack, signing off.

Roy: Wait! You have to do the introduction now!

Mack: What? Oh, yes, right. Um, welcome to Roy's Boxing Arena! I'm your very bouncy announcer, Mack, and I, uh, hope the Champion doesn't win tonight, or I won't be the announcer anymore. Let's, um, introduce the fighters. First, the two-week Champion!

Buster Beetle: You know me. I'm Buster Beetle. You'll grow to love me when I start announcing next week.

Mack: Yes, well, and now the Challenger, Magmus!

Magmus: I'm too depressed to say anything now.

Mack: Um, here's Larry, with his analysis.

Larry: Yeah, I think Buster Beetle is going to win!

Roy glares at Larry.

Larry: Really! That's what I was gonna say!

Roy: Whatever. Our Tourist of the Week is... well whadaya know, it's Videogamerpat!

Videogamerpat: I'm glad that I'm not getting shocked again.

Roy: Shh! You don't know that yet!

Videogamerpat: Oh, right.

Mack: Well, now it's time for the battle... except we did that, so then it's time for concluding remarks, except I already did that, so, uh, bye, I guess. Roy, I don't think this went well at all.

Roy: Ok ok, it was just an experiment anyway...

The winner:

The loser:

Now you have a choice:
You can go back and memorize the rest of the battles.
You can go back to the Boxing Arena, because I know you loved it so much!
Anyone who rats about the conditions here will be personally pounded by me! If you'd like a pounding, you can also go back to Lemmy's Land.