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The referee:
The announcer:
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Buster Beetle: I am Buster Beetle, the strongest fighter of all time, and I won't leave this booth until Nintendo realizes my true power. In the meantime, entertain yourself with some pathetic battling. This week's fighters, or should I say paper weights, can just introduce themselves. It's not worth my time.
Mastadoom: I am Mastadoom, this week's Champion. I come from Star Hill, and am very powerful. If only I had been on the ground when Mario showed up...
Doppel: My name is Doppel, and I hail from the Gate to Smithy's Factory. I fly like the wind, but strike hard.
Buster Beetle: I couldn't hear what that last guy was saying, but I really don't care. Let's just move on to Barry's analysis.
Larry: My name is Larry!
Buster Beetle: Whatever!
Larry: Grr... I am going with Doppel to win this week. Can't kill someone who's dead, right? Anyway, he appeared much later in the game than Mastadoom, so he's bound to be strong.
Buster Beetle: Yada yada. Roy, announce your Idiot of the Week, and then let's get on with it.
Roy: This week's Tourist of the Week, who I really hope I get a chance to zap, is Misty Koopa.
Misty Koopa: Yay! Oh, I feel so special!
Kate: Don't brag, dead. It's rude.
Misty Koopa: Mom!
Buster Beetle: *yawn* This is stupid, but let's battle anyway. Mack?
Mack: Ok, when I say go, hop to it! Ready? Go!
Buster Beetle: And they're off... wow.
Doppel: So, do you intend to use Doom on me?
Mastadoom: No, not this time.
Doppel: Good. Since I'm already dead, I'm immune to instant death attacks.
Mastadoom: I think I'll just give the ground a little shake...
Doppel: What? What's going on? Gyah!
Mastadoom: I beat so many that way...
Mack: Stop the earthquake! You win already! I hate when I'm bouncing without trying to.
Buster Beetle: Mastadoom has managed to defeat Doppel but forcing him through the floor with an earthquake. Although he tried to make it look easy, I know it was a terrible struggle, and that I would have no problem destroying him, RIGHT NINTENDO?!
Roy: Shut up, they can't even hear you. They might hear this though.
Misty Koopa: BlagadiblagadiblagadiAAG! End transmission!
Kolorado: Misty Koopa! You've charred your best pair of clothes!
Misty Koopa: Uh oh...
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The loser:
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