Rip van Fish vs Fishbones

Rip van Fish vs Fishbones

**The Boxing Match-up**
The Red Corner Rip van Fish: The true sleeper pick. I like action, so I'll never favor him.	The Green Corner
The Yellow Corner	The Blue Corner Fishbones: Someone who's already dead oughta be able to beat a snoozer.

The referee:

Buster Beetle

The announcer:

Mastadoom

***

Mastadoom: Welcome to your doom! Tonight, two more minions will go head to head. In the Red Corner, doomed to sleep at least twice as much as he's awake, it's the one-week Champion, Rip van Fish.

Rip van Fish: ON NO!!! I must have a case of insomnia! I haven't slept in ten minutes!

Mastadoom: In the blue corner, it's been eleven years since his death, it's the Challenger, Fishbones.

Fishbones: Death comes swiftly for those who need it.

Mastadoom: Which of these two fighters is doomed tonight? Here to comment is Larry.

Larry: As I said last week, I refuse to make the sleeper pick. Therefore I have to choose Fishbones, regardless of whatever his attacks might be.

Mastadoom: I sense that someone is doomed to be electricuted. Who is it, Roy?

Roy: This week's Tourist of the Week is... Kooky Koopa!

Kooky Koopa: I told ya you should have confidence in me! Some of the things I do actually work.

Mastadoom: Let's see if Kooky Koopa actually is doomed. It's time for the battle to begin. Our referee, Buster Beetle, will do a good job if he wants Nintendo to notice him. Otherwise, he's doomed.

Buster Beetle: Ok already, I get it. But, NINTENDO, you'd better be watching! You two, fight and get it over with.

Rip van Fish: Right, then I'll use Sleep attack. Sleep! Sleep I say! Come on, sleep!

Fishbones: *sweatdrop, even though he has no skin through which to sweat* Boney Slap.

CRACK!

Mastadoom: Whoa! Fishbones has slammed his fin into Rip van Fish, who goes belly-up and looks doomed. As for Fishbones, his fin has fallen off, but he doesn't seem to be in any pain despite being short an appendage. Trouble is, I can't tell if Rip van Fish is knocked out or only sleeping. Ref?

Buster Beetle: Always call me Buster Beetle! Anyway, Rip van Fish isn't moving, so I don't care if he's knocked out or not, he loses. See, I did a good job! NINTENDO! HEAR ME!

Fishbones: I can hear you loud and clear, and I don't even have ears.

Mastadoom: Ugh. Well, it looks like Fishbones wins, which means that no one gets electrified like I had thought.

Roy: Whoops!

Rip van Fish: BlagadiblagadiblagadiAAG! End transmission!

Roy: Ok, so you all saw something like that coming. Live with it!

The winner:

The loser:

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