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Waluigi: Almost dq'd for not meeting the weight limit, the scale all of a sudden changed its tune... |
Shadow Queen: She's out of her box, and she plans to stay that way. |
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Bonetail: His life has been the pits. This fight could be just the excitement he needs. |
Wario: One of the most feared fighters out there, but mostly because of his horrible garlic breath. |
The announcer:
The referee:
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Crump: Welcome to another X-travagant- OW!
Roy: You never learn, do you?!
Crump: I guess not.
Roy: Well I guess I'll have to MAKE you learn!
Crump: OOF! *gasp*
Roy: Yeah, and if you don't start announcing in two seconds, I'm gonna have to- whoop! Time's up!
Crump: OOOMF! Hrgh... In the... Red Corner... it's... that guy... OOOOMF!
Roy: Taking too long there, loser.
Crump: ... Waluigi.
Waluigi: My wonderful introduction! Ruined!
Crump: And... in the Blue Corner, it's his brother... Wario!
Wario: Heh heh heh-heh! You might-a as well give up, Waluigi!
Waluigi: Everyone knows I'm better than you!
Roy: And here's newcomer General Guy for his super prediction!
General Guy: Well now this is an interesting
fight. Two brothers fighting it out. Wario's obviously a lot
stronger than Waluigi, and Waluigi
has speed on his side, which should make for an interesting fight,
provided that they use their strengths
to their advantage. They are also both known for their trickery. Looking
at their experience, I'm going to have to go with Wario, however, as he
has had more success at his Sports Hall battles than Waluigi.
Roy: Uhh... yeah. That's what I had thought of too. Yep.
Doopliss: And now it's time for me to say... FIGHT-
Wario: Heh heh heh-heh! Charge!
Waluigi: Waaagh!
Crump: Wario rammed against Waluigi just as the fight started!
Waluigi: Baseball Slam!
Wario: OWOWOW!
Crump: But Waluigi retaliated by taking out a bat and hitting Wario in the face!
Waluigi: Double Golf Smack!
THWACK!
Wario: YEEOW!
Thw-ick.
Wario: Heh heh heh-heh!!!
Crump: Waluigi has now taken out a golf club and hit Wario with it once, but Wario caught it with his hand on the second swing!
Waluigi: L-let go!
Wario: Give me that! Hrrryah!
Crump: Woah, Wario broke the club in two!
Waluigi: Waaah! My favorite club!
Wario: And now take-a this! Coin Uppercut!
Waluigi: WAAAGH!
Crump: Wario punched his opponent right beneath the jaw and sent him flying!
Waluigi: That's it?! Wha?
Wario: Heh heh heh-heh! CHARGE!
Waluigi: Hyah!
Crump: Wario tried to charge, but Waluigi jumped back to dodge the attack!
Waluigi: Bob-omb Throw!
Ka-Boom!
Wario: OWOWOW!!!
Crump: And retaliated by throwing a bomb at Wario!
Wario: Ow. You will-a die! Shock Slam!!!
Waluigi: WAOHGH!
Crump: Wario slammed his fists into the ground to create a shockwave, hitting Waluigi!
Waluigi: Slide Kick!
Wario: Uh oh! Hyah!
Waluigi: Noo!
Crump: Waluigi performed a sliding kick but Wario jumped over him!
Wario: Donut!
Crump: What the?! Wario ate a donut super fast while in the air and got fat!
Wario: Ground Pound!
Waluigi: WWAAAIIIGH!!!
Crump: And crushed Waluigi under him! Ooh, that's gotta hurt!
Waluigi: Oouch. Waluigi hurt.
Wario: Heh heh heh-heh!
Waluigi: Grr... That's enough! Nobody will beat the great Waluigi! Bob-omb Toss!
Wario: WARIO!
Crump: What in the?! Wario managed to catch the Bob-omb without it exploding?
Wario: Take-a this!
Waluigi: NUA! Racket Swing!
Crump: Wario threw it back but Waluigi swatted it back with his racket!
Ka-BOOM!
Wario: WOAWOWOW!!!
Waluigi: Time for Waluigi to win! Bob-omb Army!
Crump: Waluigi has taken out a bunch of Bob-ombs!
Waluigi: Bob-ombs, go!
Crump: What the? He's sent the Bob-ombs to go explode on Wario! Can he even do that?
Wario: Uh oh! Garlic!
Crump: Uhh... Wario ate a... garlic...
Wario: Don't a-mess with Super Wario! Garlic Breath! HAAA!
Crump: ... The Bob-ombs have turned back.
Waluigi: WAAAH!
KA-BOOM BOOM BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM!!!
Waluigi: WAWOAWOAOW!!!
Crump: Waluigi was sent flying over the horizon!
Wario: Heh heh heh-heh! Wario's the winner!
Doopliss: Yep. Looks like Wario's the winner. BLAGIDIBLAGIDIBLAGADIAAG! What?! What did I do?!
Roy: Nothing. I just flipped a coin to see who gets shocked and you lost.
Doopliss: ... End Transmission.
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