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Anti Guy: Hey, didn’t you say you’d lose your shades if Iggy won?

Roy: Yep.

Anti Guy: … But you still have them on.

Roy: Yep.

Anti Guy: So what’s the deal?

Roy: I lied.

Anti Guy: Oh… Ok then.

Dry Bowser: Ok, I’m here! I’m on a tight schedule, so just tell me who it is I have to beat up!

Anti Guy: Uh… You’re supposed to say that after I’ve announced you.

Dry Bowser: Insolence!

FWOOOM!!!

Anti Guy: YEEEOOOUCH!!!

Roy: Hahaha! Woah, I think this might be the first time Anti Guy’s been hurt outside of a fight.
Not that I care to remember.

Dry Bowser: Yeah well, I might not have my flesh right now but I can still kick anyone!

Roy: Hey, that’s right, what DID happen to your flesh this time?

Anti Guy: Ow ow ow! Put it out!

Dry Bowser: Oh, you know, the usual. Got into a scuffle with Mario. I’ll get him next time for sure, though!

Iggy: I think maybe we should just give up. He’s too strong! We’ll never beat him.

Dry Bowser: WHAT?! I don’t remember raising you to be such a quitter! That’s it, time to teach
you a lesson!

Iggy: Oops. Well, we were going to fight anyway, right?

Dry Bowser: TALKING BACK?! You’re pushing your luck, son!

Iggy: Ulp!

Anti Guy: Err… I haven’t even announced the fighters yet.

Roy: Well stop being such a slowpoke and do it! Not that I think we need it anymore.

Anti Guy: Hmm… Yu’re probably right. Well, I’ll just do a light announcement. Ahem. Iggy and
Dry Bowser!

Roy: Sounds good to me. Larry? Where’ve you been hiding?!

Larry: Oh, hi!

Roy: Actually we don’t even need your prediction either! Wow, there are a lot of useless people
here.

Larry: Well then I’ll just give a light prediction. Dry Bowser!

Roy: You guys are bitin’ Pokey’s style big time.

Pokey: Fight.

DING DING DING!

Dry Bowser: All right, this is going to hurt me more than it hurts you… JUST KIDDING! BWAHAHAHA! Flame Breath!

FWOOOOM!!!

Iggy: YEEEEOOOOWWW!

Anti Guy: Iggy’s been heavily damaged by Bowser’s flames! That must hurt. Oh wait, it does. I
know…from experience.

Iggy: Ow, ow!

Anti Guy: Iggy’s rolling around trying to put the fire out!

Dry Bowser: Don’t think I’m letting up! Deadly Lunge!

KWOOM!

Iggy: AAERRGHHH!

Anti Guy: Now Dry Bowser has sent Iggy flying back with a strong attack! Now he’s on the floor!

Iggy: Ergh… Wait… I wasn’t… ready…

Dry Bowser: Too bad! Fire Breath!!!

FWOOOOOOM!

Iggy: NNGGHH!

Anti Guy: Oh? Iggy quickly rolled like a trunk to the side and evaded the fire!

Dry Bowser: What? Ha, looks like you’ve still got some fight left in you! Good!

Iggy: All right, I need to turn the tables! Supersize!

Dry Bowser: Bone Toss!

THWACK!

Iggy: OW!!!

Anti Guy: Dry Bowser threw a bone at Iggy’s head and interrupted his signature move!

Iggy: That’s not fair!

Dry Bowser: Ground Pound!

BWAAAAM!!! CRAAAAACK!

Iggy: EEEEEAAAAAGHHHHH!!!

Anti Guy: This is pretty one-sided. I don’t think Iggy ever had a chance.

Iggy …rghh… Bones… broken… Everything… going… dark…

Dry Bowser: Giving up already? See, that’s the problem with you.

Roy: Also that he’s a wimp.

Dry Bowser: Oh yeah, that too.

Ring ring banana phone!

Roy: What the?!

Dry Bowser: Oh, that’s mine. Wait a sec, I gotta take this call.

Bleep!

Dry Bowser: What? … WHAT?! Mario is already that far?! How in- How did- I don’t. Oh that cheating little… Ok, hold the fort!

Roy: What’s going on?

Dry Bowser: Gotta run! Business calls.

Anti Guy: Dry Bowser has… left the building?

Pokey: Dry Bowser, forfeit. Iggy, win.

Roy: WHAT THE?!

Iggy: Y…yaa…y…ugh…

Roy: Oh, this is ridiculous! How can someone possibly be this lucky? And I can’t even beat you up
because you’re already knocked out! Grrrrr! First person who opens his mouth gets it!

Anti Guy: …

Larry: …

Pokey: …

Larry: … End Transmission? Wait, no! AHHHH-

The winner:

The loser:

Now you have a choice:
You can go back and memorize the rest of the battles.
You can go back to the Boxing Arena, because I know you loved it so much!
Anyone who rats about the conditions here will be personally pounded by me! If you'd like a pounding, you can also go back to Lemmy's Land.