Roy's Sports Hall

Graphic by Latisha Banks

Last Week's Battle:
Iggy vs Dry Bowser

Welcome to the Boxing Arena! I trust you paid your ticket, since you don't want to get in the ring with me! We've got some events that I know you'll just love! Even if you don't, I know you won't dare to complain.

Here's how it works, pal. Each week, two of your favorite Mario Universe characters will go head to head in an all-out grudge fest. But, because of various handicaps such as having their feet tied together, each challenger will be roughly equal to their opponent. They will need your support to raise their morale and give them the extra boost of energy they need to win.

So, once each week, you will come here and vote for the boxer you like best. And you will come and vote, too, or else I'll come lookin' for you! The polls will open sometime Saturday (at whatever time Lemmy updates his dumb page), and will close Friday evening, so you'll have plenty of time to vote for your favorite, as dictated by me. You will, of course, vote for my choice. Don't vote more than once, or I'll throw you in the ring!

Sometimes a boxer will break out of the traps I've set, so it is actually possible for a character to win without receiving the most support. That would only happen if I disagreed with your choice, of course. Each battle will be recorded here for you to read, and I know you're going to want to memorize each and every battle.

See the Champions. See the rules.


 
Season Six Roy's
Fighting Halo Winner

Larry
Season Seven
Three Week Champion

Iggy
Season Seven
The Red Corner

Lord Crump: His good spirit took him this far. He'll need to dig deep to take that last step.

The Green Corner

Wendy: She fights like a girl, and let me tell you, that style's scary.

The Yellow Corner

Sluggy the Unshaven: What a disgusting slob! ... I think this could be the start of a beautiful friendship.

The Blue Corner

Grodus: The X-Naut leader could coast to a win over his minion, but can be stand up to water and guts?

Roy's Battle Arena
What's your stupid name? If you don't tell me what it is, I definitely won't count your vote! 

Who do you want to win this week?

Wendy
Sluggy the Unshaven

Who else do you want to see fight? 

Vote in Lemmy's Polls for next week's Challenger!

What else do you have to waste my time with?

To cast your vote, click Vote! Then I'll count your vote if I feel like it.
 
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Now you get a choice!
You can read and memorize each of the battles!
Anyone who rats about the conditions here will be personally pounded by me! If you'd like a pounding, you can also go back to Lemmy's Land.