The Mushroom Games

Episode Eleven

By Crazy Packers Fan

Crazy Packers Fan: We'e back here at the Mushroom Games for one final time, to meet everyone one last
time and see how they've wasted their money, as well as to see who wins some of our awards. I'm joined by my two co-hosts, Roy and Mr. Game & Watch!

Everyone: BOO!!!

Roy: Thank you, thank you!

Mr. Game & Watch: BEEP!!!

Roy: Watch your language!

Crazy Packers Fan: First I'll speak with our winners, the Mario Morons!

Fans: BOO!!!

Crazy Packers Fan: The Mario Morons are Daisy, Luigi, Wario, Yoshi, Waluigi, Toad, The King and someone else who I can't remember right now.

Peach: Hey!

Daisy: I'm starting to like this Packers guy!

Crazy Packers Fan: Yoshi, now that you've won two championships, where are you going?

Yoshi: Yoshi going home to take a nap!

Crazy Packers Fan: That's incorrect. The correct response is-

Wario: Oh, shut up!

Crazy Packers Fan: As for you, Wario, you've also won a considerable amount of money in these contests.
Surely you'll either invest it and became a billionaire or you'll... chicken wings?

Wario: This is the life! I also got some hamburgers here! Want some?

Crazy Packers Fan: Why am I not surprised Yoshi and Wario get along?

Lemmy whispers something in Crazy Packers Fan's ear.

Crazy Packers Fan: I guess this is becoming too much like an Interview... maybe it would be more enjoyable
if we take a look back at some highlights and hear some responses.

Roy: Oh no! Don't tell me these are-

Crazy Packers Fan: Flashbacks!

Roy: NO!!!

Crazy Packers Fan: Here's the first!

Mario crosses the finish line first!

Crazy Packers Fan: Now choose a chest of your choice!

Mario: I'll take this one!

Mario takes the red chest.

Crazy Packers Fan: We have Mario back for this special. Mario, why did you stupidly take the cheapest

Mario: I-a wanted to win!

Crazy Packers Fan: But that was the way to lose.

Mario: I-a still wanted to win!

Crazy Packers Fan: Never mind.

Roy: Ha ha! What a moron!

Crazy Packers Fan: You'll enjoy this one too, Roy!

Pushing a button, Crazy Packers Fan causes all the platforms to disappear.

Roy: Ha ha! They all got the lava!

Wario pushes Roy from behind.

Wario: So did you!

Everyone is pointing and laughing at Roy.

Roy: I remember holding on to the edge and knocking Wario off! Why wasn't that shown?

Crazy Packers Fan: Time constraints.

Mr. Game & Watch: Beep beep beep beep beep!

Roy: You too laughing at me!

Crazy Packers Fan: At that point, the Super Koopas held first place, thanks mainly to Rachelle. That's why she wins the first episode MVP!

Rachelle: Thank you! I liked that Platform Peril game, and I thought we would win it all then.

Crazy Packers Fan: As for the Mario Morons, they were in last! Mario gets the MUP, for Most Unvaluable

Mario: Thanks a lot!

Luigi: We-a couldn't get anything going, and-a Mario didn't help.

Peach: It's not Mario's fault!

Daisy: Then it's your fault!

Crazy Packers Fan: Now for our next flashback, this from the second episode!

Crazy Packers Fan: Now go build your karts!

Daisy: With what?

Crazy Packers Fan: With what. With the supplies over there! Uh oh...

Yoshi: *burp* Sorry...

Crazy Packers Fan: Didn't that hurt your stomach, Yoshi?

Yoshi: Yoshi no remember because Yoshi eat so much, Yoshi no tell whether food or metal.

Wario: Even I can tell what I'm eating!

Yoshi: Wario no care anyway!

Wario: That's true...

Crazy Packers Fan: Now for more from that second episode...

Richard: What the heck is this piece of junk?

Sandslash: Don't call it junk! This is the best machine we could build!

The Mario Surfer: Did it have to look like the head of Pikachu with wheels on the bottom?

Crazy Packers Fan: We also have Sandslash back. Sandslash, although your team hated you, I've always
enjoyed it when you've been around. Thanks for appearing!

Sandslash: You didn't even give me any coins!

Crazy Packers Fan: Yes I did! Ten of them!

Sandslash: I spent those all in a pop machine. This is all that Seth's fault!

Crazy Packers Fan: What did he do?

Sandslash: He took my spot!

Crazy Packers Fan: He didn't vote you off, though. If you want to fight him, good luck. I wouldn't!

Sandslash: No one beats the mighty Sandslash!

Lord Seth: Would you like to take this to one of my Interviews?

Roy: Sandslash! Don't do it!

Sandslash: I'll make up my own mind!

Crazy Packers Fan: Sandslash made his team a giant Pikachu go-kart for the Mario Kart contest. No one
liked him from then on because of that, although I know some of you love Pokemon out there.

Misty: Is that another insult?

Crazy Packers Fan: I haven't seen Richard for a while.

Richard: I haven't been too happy about finishing third.

Crazy Packers Fan: It's still 10,000 coins! It's more than the total number of coins the four teams below
your team earned! I would be happy!

Richard: Well, I'm not!

Crazy Packers Fan: Time for another flashback from that same episode...

Wendy: We're going to be zapped!

Ludwig: According to my calculations, there is only a one-in-thirty million, two hundred fifty-eight thousand, five hundred twenty-three chance that we will get zapped.


Ludwig: That was the 30,258,523th time!

Roy: End transmission! Rats! It doesn't work for real!

Roy: I found out it only works in the boxing ring.

Crazy Packers Fan: What was your nickname again, Ludwig?

Ludwig: I'm the smartest genius on Plit, with the nickname of Dr. Physics!

Crazy Packers Fan: How could I forget. Dr. Physics, were your calculations off?

Ludwig: Yes, it turns out the chances of failure were actually 1 in every 23,859 seconds, but if there is
too much wattage of electricity reacting, the chance of failure becomes a ratio of-

Crazy Packers Fan: Our next flashback, please!

Sandslash: We won! We won! I knew we would! No one trusted me!

Washu: Let me be the first to congratulate you on your strategy, Sandslash!

The Mario Surfer: I knew we would win the whole time. Sandslash had it all planned like that and I knew we would win, even though it didn't look like it.

Crazy Packers Fan: So, TMS, I'm glad you had the most faith in Sandslash, because he did win that battle for
your team.

The Mario Surfer: Well, not the most faith in Sandslash, but maybe a little bit...

Crazy Packers Fan: Washu was the only Super Koopa to congratulate Sandslash, although Husky was a little
hostile at him.

Washu: You have to trust someone like Sandslash.

Husky: Arrr...

Husky bites Sandslash.

Sandslash: I don't like dogs now.

Crazy Packers Fan: At the end of two episodes, it was the Kool Koopas who had tied the Super Koopas for
first. With his great invention, Ludwig, or Dr. Physics, gets the second episode MVP!

Ludwig: I'd like to thank all my friends... and all my enemies, too.

Crazy Packers Fan: I think the second episode MUP goes out to Sandslash simply because his antics caused his team a lot of turmoil.

Sandslash: All because of Pikachu, too!

Crazy Packers Fan: My personal favorite episode was the third. Here's some unforgettable highlights from

Iggy: Grab that Jelectro!

Larry: You do it, Ludwig!

Ludwig: Okay! Yee-owch!

Larry: HA! What a loser!

Roy: You need rubber gloves, like me! Yee-owch!

Wendy: I switched your rubber gloves with these leather gloves you've got on.

Lemmy: This has become a debacle. How long can we swim underwater without air?

All of the Kool Koopas start to gasp for air and have to swim out of the level.

Iggy: Well, well, well. Ludwig's brilliance has done it again.

Susan: If we didn't have that moron on our team, we could win with no problem at all! I say we vote him off!

Susan: I still say we vote him off!

Larry: I think so too!

Iggy: Why did we vote off Morton, then?

Morton: Yeah, why-why-why-why-why?

Wendy: I'm so unimportant, my line "I agree!" got cut out! That's no fair!

Crazy Packers Fan: Ludwig went from fan favorite to loathed loser in a very short time. How did that happen, Lemmy?

Lemmy: He was dumb enough to make us swim underwater without air.

Ludwig: Well, I solved that problem later!

Roy: No, you didn'! Crazy Packers Fan can prove it to you!

Crazy Packers Fan: Sure.

At the Fortress...

Boom Boom: No, I won't let you capture me.

Roy: Then we'll lose!

Boom Boom: Well, then, too bad!

Ludwig: Just come along with us and we'll pay you some money! You can help us too!

Boom Boom: Well, all right...

Back at World 7-4...

Boom-Boom: I didn't say I would help you grab a Jelectro!

Ludwig: Hurry up before we suffocate!

Boom-Boom: Well, all right- Yee-owch! That hurts! Stupid Koopalings! I'll kill you seven later!

Roy: How did that solve the problem?

Ludwig: Keep going!

Crazy Packers Fan: Okay...

Larry: Shut it right now! We need that Bob-omb and we need it now! There's one!

Susan: I'll get it!


Larry: Ha ha! You got it! Ha ha ha ha-


Susan: So did you!


Larry: We both got it!


Susan: Please! My ears!


Susan: That had nothing to do with Ludwig! You just rolled that tape to embarrass me!

Crazy Packers Fan: I'll move on, then...

Ludwig: Those losers are taking forever! I'm just going to go myself with my one airtank and my new grabber. This grabber can grab anything, but it takes so long to make, that I'll never make another one! Fortunately, I got a little lucky and finished it quick. I'll get that Jelectro now!

Ludwig enters Stage 7-4 just as the others arrive.

All: Ludwig, we need that- huh? He's gone! And we need that grabber, too!

Ludwig: Boy, does this grabber work! I got that Jelectro easily! Now where will I put it?

Ludwig sees a Lava Lotus.

Ludwig: My genius says I put it in that Lava Lotus. But my common sense says I don't go near that thing! I'll just bring it out of water, and it can't move anyway! This is great, especially since this grabber is made out of... Yee-owch! ... metal.

Once outside, Ludwig has his air tank bump into a balloon a Venus Fire Trap was holding. The fireball
pierces his tank and the balloon, popping because of the fireball's touch of it, goes into the tank.

Crazy Packers Fan: That was unreal, your tank getting helium in it. Plus you kept the grabber for yourself.

Ludwig: Quiet!

Crazy Packers Fan: At least you did make that airtank and grabber. Now we're taking up too much time with
these flashbacks, so I'll cut down on them. But we need one more for this episode, so here it is:

Luigi: It is...


Waluigi: I'm scared of coins!

Daisy: See what I mean?! We're so incompetent all we can get is coins!

Yoshi: Yoshi still not incompetent!

Waluigi: I can't help it I have phobias!

Daisy: You really insulted me, and our team, too, with that list. Why, Crazy Packers Fan, why?

Crazy Packers Fan: Your team needed to win sometime, so I made it a little easier on you. After all, you still had Mario then!

Mario: That's-a right!

Crazy Packers Fan: To wrap things up, the Mario Morons did win that day, but it was the Hammer Brothers who benefitted the most. They took their first lead, a 10-point lead, to be exact, and held it for a long time. The MVP of the third episode goes to Mario, for spitting out that coin to give his team their first win.

Mario: Thank-a you very-a much! But what-a is this anyway?

Crazy Packers Fan: Ever hear of a trophy?

Mario: Is that some kind of-a gourmet food?

Crazy Packers Fan: (ignoring Mario) The MUP goes to Piranha Plant, for deciding on the Pitiful Piranha's first strike!

Piranha Plant: Hey, we didn't have to work and we saved you some work, too!

Crazy Packers Fan: On to episode four! This was all about Sub-con Park. Fun place, isn't it?

Roy: Oh, shut up!

Crazy Packers Fan: I also have Wart here to talk about his masterful creation of Sub-con Park. We all know
what a great park it was, and what a greater park it could have been. How do you feel about it?

Wart: The way I see it, however it turns out, as long as it makes people have thrills and scream, it's a true amusement park!

Crazy Packers Fan: And certainly these guys trying to capture the enemies was amusing, wasn't it?

Wart: Ha ha ha! Not only funny, but something that every depressed Koopa needs to see. They were
hilarious! Sure, some got injured in the process. I mean, how about the Super Koopas getting thrown off
the island? You can't express in words how funny the expression on Misty's face was. Or how about Hammer
barely surviving Mister Prickleberry? He was quick with words, but not quite as quick as Tony was. He
thought of some really fast rhymes and catch phrases.

Crazy Packers Fan: What was the defining moment of that episode, in your opinion?

Wart: It was when you told Hammer the wrong enemy to catch, and his team caught it! Hammer was dumb enough to listen to you, and dumb enough to then go and catch the robotic Sandslash!

Hammer: I'm not a complete moron, you know!

Crazy Packers Fan: Thank you for your thoughts, Wart. In the fourth episode, it was the Interview Imbeciles
winning, and although the Hammer Brothers held on to their lead by five points, the MVP is the one who caught Triclyde, Metal Mario!

Metal Mario: I'd like to thank some losers for this award. Lava Lotus. I guess that's it.

Lava Lotus: You're welcome, I guess.

Roy: Feel the love.

Crazy Packers Fan: Also, the MUP goes to none other than Piranhacus Giganticus, for proposing quitting and then proceeding to do so. Venus Fire Trap and Fiery Walking Piranha get honorable mention.

Piranhacus Giganticus: Well, at least I get a trophy. I'll treasure it forever.

Piranhacus Giganticus eats the trophy.

Crazy Packers Fan: On to episode five! This was about Luigi's Mansion. Remember the excitement we all felt
the first week after that game was released? Isn't it strange how that excitement's all gone now and
everyone's opinion of the game has dropped since, including my own? Anyway, there was a contest about
it, and here's Boocaster with his own report.

Boocaster: I'm here with the 9:12 o' clock Boos! Okay, it's a dumb joke. Anyway, the Hammer Brothers used
their vacuum well. Too bad they were visited by a ton of ghosts. The Kool Koopas thought they could fight the intangible with fists. They found out how dangerous the untouchable can be. As for the Interview
Imbeciles, they couldn't open the exit door, while Sandslash?'s "Super-machine" failed the Super Koopas
once more, with mirages appearing and Misty showing her first signs of anger in the Mushroom Games. Wario, Yoshi, and Toad fought the ghosts the only way they know how: with food. But making pizzas for ghosts whose hunger is never satisfied isn't a good strategy. The Goofy Goombas stole a page out of the Pitiful Piranhas's playbook by quitting the contest, while the Piranhas themselves were about to quit when Ptooie found the treasure chest and the exit. This kept the Piranhas in it and knocked the Goombas out. That's all for now, I'm about to be-

Luigi: Ha-haaa!

Roy: Boy, was he boring!

Crazy Packers Fan: Was he ever! Then came the voting. We saw the Goombas leave us, as well as Mario, Morton, Sandslash, Spike, and Hanging Piranha Plant. We saw The King, Bowser, Lord Seth, Spike Top and Lava Piranha join us. The Hammer Brothers made no changes. Let's hear it from the ones who left us!

Goompa: I speak for our whole group: thanks for the 1-coin bubble gum!

Mario: I-a be in new-a game soon!

Sandslash: You just hate Pokemon, that's all! You hate power, and you hate the fact that I'm the best of the
Super Koopas! You hate that! That's all, that's all! I'll have revenge again, just wait and see!

Spike: Uh, did I do anything?

Hanging Piranha Plant: You'd be angry if you hung upside-down every day too!

Roy: I'd like to skip Morton.

Crazy Packers Fan: As for our wild-cards, did they make a difference? We'll get to that answer in a bit, but first, our MVP was Ptooie, for his... great performance, I guess.

Ptooie: Thank you all!

Crazy Packers Fan: And our MUP goes to Goombaria, who wanted to quit.

Goombaria: I at least got something.

Crazy Packers Fan: We suddenly had a three-way tie for first: Hammer Brothers, Interview Imbeciles, and Kool Koopas. And then came the fun part: putting the Super Koopas on the edge for a long while. Let's see
something from the sixth episode now.

Roy: Rats! I thought this flashback madness was over!

Lava Lotus: Grab anyone you see and let's go back to Crazy Packers Fan!

At Crazy Packers Fan...

Crazy Packers Fan: DK has Snifit, Metal Mario has Lava Lotus, Albatoss has Spike Top, and the Angry Sun has the Millennium Star? Get non-Mario characters or get out of the game!!!

Lava Lotus: That wasn't what I meant...

Millennium Star: Ha ha ha! That was fun! Let's do it again!

Crazy Packers Fan: Lava Lotus, this was your time in the spotlight. What did you mean?

Lava Lotus: I meant characters not on my team.

Millennium Star: Ha ha ha! Oh! That's what you meant!

Crazy Packers Fan: While I have the opportunity, and since Millennium Star is here, here's for a Mario
Party 4 on the GameCube!

Roy: I guess that's all for the sixth episode!

Crazy Packers Fan: Not yet. We have to see Larry and Bowser do the stupidest things in the Mushroom Games since Mario took the red chest.

Lemmy: Here comes Falcon! Throw that rope at him!

Larry instead throws the tied-up Kirby.

Lemmy: There goes Kirby, and Falcon too!

Iggy: Is it me, or is this challenge not going our way?

Bowser: I'll grab everyone in sight to prove that I'm a good competitor!

Bowser ends up grabbing all the Koopalings and Susan, even Morton somehow.

Bowser: I've got eight! Now I'll go bring these eight imbeciles to Crazy Packers Fan!

At Crazy Packers Fan...

Crazy Packers Fan: These are your teammates and Morton! Go back and try again!

Bowser: I don't call it stupidity; I call it confusion.

Larry: My reflexes were off a little, so I threw the wrong item.

Crazy Packers Fan: It was sheer stupidity by both of you. Now for some embarrassment to wrap up episode

The Mario Surfer: What's the significance of this one?

Misty: Oh, that's Mewtwo! Mewtwo has psychic powers, enough to...


Misty: ... pick you up and throw you across a room, or a stadium.

Lord Seth: This is probably the easiest challenge I've ever seen! I got one of those caterpillars, and that counts as one!

Misty: By the way, that little Weedle can... shoot out lots of poison.

Lord Seth: It's a fine time to tell me that now!

Misty: It's not MY fault you couldn't beat Pokemon Gold! You don't have to make fun of MY knowledge of
Pokemon because YOU can;t play that game!

Lord Seth: Good thing I didn't get poisoned, or else I would have had to do to you what I may have to do to

Misty: Why is it MY fault? Just because it's a Pokemon doesn't mean I did it!

The Mario Surfer: You know, I didn't enjoy that travel across the stadium very much.

Misty: Why talk to ME about it? Blame the one who put them in the stadium!

Crazy Packers Fan: After the Pokemon debacle, the Pitiful Piranhas quit, were ejected, received their eighty coins, and did not appear again. The Hammer Brothers opened up a 25-point lead in first place and the Mario Morons fell to last place. I feel that the MVP of episode six is Tony the Soprano Sledge Brother!

Tony: I would like to thank my teammates who were loyal a ton, and I would also like to say that we should have won!

Crazy Packers Fan: The MUP has to go to someone who is to blame for everything: Misty Koopa!

Misty: Why am I to blame? Why must everyone blame ME? Those aren't MY Pokemon!

Crazy Packers Fan: After I took a little break for a month or so, the Mushroom Games came back with episode seven. A very excellent fighting game was featured this week, which will remain nameless.

Misty: You mean-

Roy: He said nameless!

Crazy Packers Fan: Anyway, since Mr. Game & Watch participated, he will give his thoughts of the battles
that took place.

Mr. Game & Watch: Beep beep beep. Beep beep BEEP, beep beep. Beep beep. BEEP! BEEP!

Roy: Actually, he won't anymore. I'll tell it!

Crazy Packers Fan: Here we go with a biased report...

Roy: That stupid Mario Morons team got lucky with Link being an imbecile, who blew his battle. Next, Wario
fought some cat named Mewtwo.

Misty: I don't consider Mewtwo a cat.

Roy: Whatever! Mewtwo couldn't budge Wario, so he lost. Then Sandslash, trying to get revenge, helped
his former teammates by accident in another Pokemon battle. Bowser stupidly jumped off instead of beating
Washu, so he lost, pathetically. Then Ludwig, or Dr. Physics, or whatever, made a STUPID invention, and WE
LOST!!! WHY?! WHY?! Not to mention the fact Angry Sun blew a battle-

Mr. Game & Watch: BEEP!

Roy: -and the Sledge Brothers rolled on.

Crazy Packers Fan: Enough of that. Roy and his good old bias towards certain players are making this report annoying. Let's see a highlight.

Roy: Wait! Wait! I'll stop the bias! I'll be fair! I'll

Waluigi stretches his arms up as Luigi and Daisy hold their noses.

Lord Seth and Misty: YUK!!!

Everyone Else: YUK!!!

Lord Seth and Misty roll off the stage, gasping for fresh air.

Crazy Packers Fan: Luigi and Daisy win, because Waluigi stinks!

Waluigi: You know what I'm REALLY scared of? Fresh air!

Crazy Packers Fan: That's because you're never around it. It was your time in the spotlight, though. Now
time to see how the tournament was won!

Daisy then runs right at Tony, then jumps over him. Luigi does the same to Sledgy. The two toss hammers at the ground instead of at their opponents, who then kick their feet.

Tony: No hurt there!

But Tony slips and falls, not enough to hurt himself, but enough to let Luigi to get back to the hammers stuck in the ground.

Luigi: I-a promise I-a won't-a hammer anyone!

Sledgy: Liar!

Luigi hammers the ground instead. After hammering it enough, the ground opens up and the ledge they are standing on falls apart. Only small pieces of it remain, which all four grab on to. The heavy Sledge Brothers' fingers slip off the pieces that they are grabbing on to, and they fall to the ground.

Crazy Packers Fan: The Mario Morons win!

Daisy: And you all know it was my strategy that made my team win!

Luigi: I-a did some things too!

Crazy Packers Fan: With that win, the Mario Morons jumped to second, the Hammer Brothers' lead swelled to 30, and the Kool Koopas, the Koopalings, got knocked out of the Mushroom Games! Before the Interview

Roy: That's embarrassing.

Susan: King Dad didn't help us much. I think he may have helped more if Ludwig was gone, because Ludwig
wouldn't have had his inventions to offset King Dad's power.

Morton: Yes-

Roy: That's enough.

Crazy Packers Fan: Episode seven?'s MVP is none other than... Waluigi!

Waluigi: Don't give me that! Everyone knows I'm scared of trophies!

Crazy Packers Fan: And the MUP is Bowser!

Bowser: What did I do wrong? I jumped off, but that's beside the point!

Crazy Packers Fan: On to episode eight, the infamous Game & Watch episode in which Misty was attacked from start to finish. Our friend-

Mr. Game & Watch: BEEP!

Crazy Packers Fan: -Mr. Game & Watch was in it. Here's a list of the crazy ways Misty was tortured-

-Parachuting into lava
-Getting vine whipped
-Getting hit by hammers
-Being chased by lions

Of course, that's not to mention the struggles of raising a flag and using Pikmin-

Misty: Okay, okay, you can stop reveling in it now!

Crazy Packers Fan: When all was said and done, this is what happened... uh, Roy? That's your cue!

Roy: Ugh! More stuff to say! The Mario Morons caught a whole bunch of lions thanks to Wario and Yoshi just
wanting to eat. They won the final battle, while narrowing the Hammer Brothers' lead to ten points and
putting the Interview Imbeciles ten points out of the competition!

Crazy Packers Fan: We all know how Angry Sun was glad to leave, Albatoss was indifferent, and DK was on his way to the produce market. We don't know the touching story of Metal Mario. Let't go to Tutankoopa, with
this story.

Cut to tape playing on big screen.

Tutankoopa: Metal Mario. The name brings thoughts of power, strength and might. But what none think of is how he spent his money. Our story goes to Grass Land, where some Goombas were fighting with some Troopas.

Goomba: I'll kill you!

Koopa Troopa: Not if I kill you first!

Tutankoopa: Times were rough. A time of civil war was at hand in Grass Land. But there was one who saw need for unity, love, and patriotism.

Metal Mario: Hey-a! Why don't you-a stop it?

Goomba: What's to like about Troopas?

Koopa Troopa: What's to not hate about Goombas?

Metal Mario: We're-a not Troopas and Goombas. We're-a Grass Landers.

Goomba: It's Goombas and Troopas!

Koopa Troopa: Grass Landers sounds stupid!

Tutankoopa: Metal Mario spent his entire 1000 coins won through the Mushroom Games on a new charity, known as the Grass Land Foundation. It is a cause to stop the fighting in Grass Land. With Metal Mario's support, new anti-war campaigns have been started in Grass Land. Although things looked bleak at first, here is what was seen the day of the final episode of the Mushroom Games:

Goomba: I hate you!

Koopa Troopa: And I still hate you!

Tutankoopa: Wrong film, Tubba Blubba!

Tubba Blubba: Oops. Sorry!

Tutankoopa: Change it quick!

Tubba Blubba: Okay!

Goomba: I like Troopas after all!

Koopa Troopa: I like Goombas too! Let's be friends!

Tutankoopa: This stupid bunch of- I mean, this sign of friendship and brotherhood between Goombas and Troopas is the start of a brand new Grass Land.

Goomba: Where's my pay?

Koopa Troopa: Where's mine? I ought to be paid for having to be nice to that ugly creature!

Goomba: I'll kill you!

Koopa Troopa: Not if I kill you first!

Tutankoopa: Cut! Cut! End transmission, Tubba Blubba!

Back to Crazy Packers Fan...

Crazy Packers Fan: So, as seen from this motivational video that can be yours for only 19 coins plus 78
shipping and handling, the problems of Grass Land are being fixed, and a great fighter for that cause is
Metal Mario. Let's give him a hand!

Metal Mario: No-a! No! Last time-a I got-a hand, it wasn't funny!

Crazy Packers Fan: I'm not that desperate to resort to that kind of joke! Now, back to the Mushroom Games, in which the eighth episode MVP goes to two players: Wario and Yoshi!

Wario: What, no food with the trophy?

Yoshi: Yoshi get food with Yoshi's trophy!

Crazy Packers Fan: The MUP of episode eight ends up being none other than...

Misty: Oh, just say my name!

Crazy Packers Fan: Actually, it's Fireball, for trying to cash a check instead of holding up his flag!

Fireball: Well, it's my five seconds of fame, so I'll say-

Crazy Packers Fan: Time's up! Now for before our review of episode nine, here's a word from a sponsor.

On the big screen...

Angry Sun: Are you irritable, angry, aggravated, mad, annoyed, furious, enraged, upset, or fuming very often? Then just take Dr. Mario's Megavitamins, which are sure to cure you instantly! Take five every
morning, as I have. They are sure to work!

Albatoss bumps into Angry Sun.

Angry Sun: I'm going to kill you, Albatoss! Come back here, you imbecilic moron!

Back to Crazy Packers Fan...

Crazy Packers Fan: In episode nine, the players unsuccessfully fought the viruses from Dr. Mario. In the end, they ended up in a hospital and the Super Koopas went home. So, the MVP of that episode is... Luigi, or Dr. Luigi!

Luigi: It's-a me, everyone!

Crazy Packers Fan: Also, the MUP is... Yoshi, for eating up the Megavitamins!

Yoshi: Yoshi no like you now!

Crazy Packers Fan: Of course, the trophy still comes with food!

Yoshi: Yoshi love you!

Crazy Packers Fan: The Super Koopas were gone. FINALLY!!!

Lord Seth: You say that like you wanted us to be gone.

Crazy Packers Fan: You guys hung around a little too long! By the way, Smash and The Mario Surfer actually
spent their coins on something useful.

Ludwig 222: What?

Crazy Packers Fan: They bought a Super Bowl ticket, and then I got them to give them to me.

Smash: You still haven't paid us back yet!

Crazy Packers Fan: Never mind that... Time for the look back at our final episode, which was a football game between the Hammer Brothers and Mario Morons. Thanks to a win in that ninth episode, the Mario Morons held a 30-point lead over the Hammer Brothers.

Roy: Aw, I thought the flashbacks were over!

Crazy Packers Fan: Here we go...

Daisy: Who gets the ball first?

Tony: Obviously our team.

Crazy Packers Fan: We flip a coin. Heads is the "Mario is stupid" side. Tails is the "Link is even stupider" side.

Hammer: Tails!

Roy: The call is heads!

Crazy Packers Fan: And it lands on its edge! As we thought, of course. We'll just make the Mario Morons kick off anyway!

Daisy: WHAT?!

The King: What's a "kickoff"?

The King: Well?

Roy: I told you, kick the ball off the tee!

The King: How do you kick the ball off tea?

Roy: Not tea- don't even start those poor jokes!

Crazy Packers Fan: I found out that Ludwig loaded the coin anyway. How, I don't know, but it didn't matter.
Now, for more...

It's the first offensive play for the Mario Morons all game long, and since they don't know what to do, they panic.

Daisy: You run over there, Toad, and Peach, you stay off the field.

Luigi: I'll take the ball!

Wario: You'd better not!

Yoshi: Yoshi take it!

Waluigi: I'm scared of that ball now, so don't give it to me!

The King: Ball?

Wario snaps the ball to Yoshi, who finds out how heavy a Sledge Brother is.

Yoshi: 897 pounds!

Yoshi: Yoshi off by three pounds, two ounces.

Waluigi: Come to think of it, I've overcome my fear of that ball!

Roy pulls the football out.


Wario: It wasn't the best play, but at least the Hammer Brothers didn't score on it.

Crazy Packers Fan: Peach eventually threw an interception to Tony, who brought the ball back to the
Mario Morons' one-yard line. However, the Hammer Brothers were stopped for three straight plays by
outside forces provided by Ludwig's invention, leading to this...

Roy: Fourth down!

Tony: We'll kick the ball for a field goal!

The Brothers kick a field goal, giving them three more points.

Crazy Packers Fan: That ends the third quarter, with the score:

Hammer Brothers: 43
Mario Morons: 0

Roy: We might as well just give away the coins now!

Roy: Well, everyone makes mistakes on their predictions. I mean, who got that election right?

Crazy Packers Fan: Although it looked like a sure Hammer Brothers win, this only gave them a 13-point
advantage over the Mario Morons. On to the last gasp for the Morons!

Wario: This time, Yoshi's taking the ball, and he's going to run as long as he possibly can!

Yoshi: Gulp.

Wario: Here!

Yoshi starts running all over the place. Obstacles from all Mario games fly at him, including bricks, ?
Blocks, pipes, Boo balls, Troopa shells, Bullet Bills, Podoboos, and even barrels from the Donkey Kong arcade game. Yoshi takes 14:45 to get past them all and the Hammer Brothers to score a touchdown.

Yoshi: Yoshi score!

Luigi kicks the extra point, giving seven points in all to the Morons.

Daisy: At that point, I got some hope back. Maybe we can win this thing!

Peach: At that point, I got some hope back. Maybe Mario will bake me a cake!

Yoshi: Yoshi think, "if Yoshi no get in end zone, Yoshi lose." Yoshi know how to play football, but Luigi ball last time Yoshi play football. Luigi egg, and Mario hold Luigi egg on Yoshi. Yoshi score touchdown!

Wario: My play worked! You can induct me into the hall of fame right now, as the best coach ever!

Sledgy: They're cheaters, that's all, cheaters!

Tony: Teams that cheat are very hard to beat.

Crazy Packers Fan: With :15 to go in the game, it was absolute desperation time for the Morons. Here's what
happened then:

Crazy Packers Fan: ... The Morons need seven more to win anyway, so they'll need to kick the ball on the ground and hope that it bounces off a Hammer Brother and back to them!

As you figured, that situation plays out, and the Morons get one last shot at a win.

Wario: Let's do the same thing!

Wario snaps the ball to the dinosaur, and off goes Yoshi to the end zone, where he is tackled by Boomer.

Roy: Let's measure to see whether Yoshi got in!

Ludwig and Lemmy bring a chain over.

Roy: He's in! Touchdown, Morons!

Luigi: Pressure time for-a me, then.

Yoshi: Yoshi know, Luigi make kick, Luigi win, but if Luigi miss, Luigi go to overtime and Luigi no get Daisy kiss.

Lemmy: I knew who was going to win even before this moment, and I was about to see my pick win it!

Larry: Being the predictor, I was thinking, who's going to win?

Mr. Game & Watch: BEEP!!!

Crazy Packers Fan: What did he say?

Roy: I don't even want to know.

Crazy Packers Fan: Anyway, here's the big chance for Luigi to be MVP and remembered forever!

Luigi lines up to kick the ball, with no time to go in the game. His kick is up, and it's-

Roy: Drumroll, please.


Roy: Or no good. Either way, that kick was short of the goalposts, and the Morons don't score!

Roy: That was a true shocker, I must tell you.

Crazy Packers Fan: At any rate, the game went into overtime, and a ice hockey game with a Troopa shell was in order. After a huge crash of players near the Morons's net, a Brothers shot went near to going in the
goal. Here's what happened:

Roy: I'll see an instant replay now!

Roy looks into a replay booth. He watches to see if the shell crosses the line completely, or just halfway, which is the difference between a goal or not, a win or a loss, and 8,000,000 or 800,000 coins.

Roy: After reviewing the play...

Everyone holds their breath, except for the players who are lying on the ice dazed.

Crazy Packers Fan: Wait! Time for that Mario Sunshine commercial!

After the stupid commercial...

Crazy Packers Fan: Go ahead, Roy.

Roy: The shell-

Everyone gasps, except for those confused players.

Roy: -did not cross the line the whole way! Just 90 percent of the way, which is not enough!

The shell, which came out of the goal as Roy broke up everything, keeps sliding across the ice, all the way into the other goal!

Roy: The Mario Morons get a goal! They win!

Crazy Packers Fan: The Mario Morons win the Mushroom Games!

Lemmy: I called it!

Tony: I can't stand losers who don't play good but win; they got lucky 'cause our goal went in!!!

Daisy: We're the champions! No thanks to Peach, of course!

Yoshi: Yoshi win! Yoshi win!

Wario: And I tell you, Mario... has... just... left the building!

Crazy Packers Fan: The MVP of the Mushroom Games, after a MVP in episode eight and a MUP in episode
nine, is none other than Yoshi! Here's your trophy back!

Yoshi: Why Crazy Packers Fan have to take trophy back? Yoshi wanted to keep trophy whole time!

Crazy Packers Fan: The MUP of the Mushroom Games... Peach!

Peach: What did I do?

Crazy Packers Fan: That's exactly why you got the Most Unvaluable Player award... not doing anything!

Roy: Or because Crazy Packers Fan hates Peach.

Mr. Game & Watch: Beep.

Crazy Packers Fan: That too. Also, some minor awards...

Stinker: Waluigi
Thinker: Ludwig
Poet: Tony
Insulter: Daisy
Quitter: Piranha Plant
Splitter: Sandslash
Victim: Misty

And that's about it here for the Mushroom Games! I'm Crazy Packers Fan, saying goodnight for Roy Koopa,
Mr. Game & Watch, and our entire crew of players who made your Saturdays actually worthwhile. It's time to
end the Mushroom Games, so put out the flame.

Roy: Uh, we don't have a flame.

Crazy Packers Fan: Then what do we put out?

Roy: Uh, maybe turn off the lights?

The lights turn off, and everyone starts screaming, trying to find their way out of the place.

Crazy Packers Fan: Goodnight!

Misty: Yeah, maybe good for YOU. You know, if these games weren't RIGGED, they might have actually been
fun. But since they were RIGGED-

Crazy Packers Fan: GOODNIGHT!!!

The End

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