Misty: Welcome once again to my show, were I force a Mario character to come here and be interviewed.

Goomba: You don't force anyone...

Misty: I did with the Koopa Bros., and Roy was a pain to get here...

Some Random Guy: He was in your first Interview!

Roy: No duh. And she made me come here and answer dumb questions.

Misty: Oh be quiet.

Roy: Hey, don't get cute with me! I got blackmail from Kooper!

Misty: Oh yeah right-

Roy: You wet your shell when you were 3.

Misty: (very red) It was an accident!

(The audience roars with laughter.)

Misty: ARGH!!! I was a little kid, what do you expect-

Roy: And there's a picture of you in your room...

Misty: So?

Roy: Does "new hatchling" sound familiar?

Misty: ARGH! KOOOOOPER!!!

(Kooper looks around and whistles innocently.)

Misty: Parakarry, get in here before he says something else.

(Parakarry flies in.)

Parakarry: Hello Misty. How are you today?

Misty: It's my Interview, I'm the one asking questions!

Parakarry: Oh... ok!

Misty: What is your job for those who do not know you?

Parakarry: I'm a mail Troopa for Shroom Mail, which is Plit-wide. That means I got to fly from Water Land to Dry Dry Desert, from Rose Town to Goomba Village, from Yoshi's Island to Nimbus Land.

Misty: Sounds tough.

Parakarry: Nah, it's fun. Great exercise, and I get to meet new people everyday. But the problem is, I was slow at first. Some people got annoyed and would yell at me to go deliver someone else's mail and not theirs. But some mail Troopas barely say hello to their recipients or stop to talk, but I do, especailly with my regulars. Others stopped seing me as the slowest mail Troopa ever and saw me as a really nice guy inside.

Misty: How did you get faster and better?

Parakarry: Mario unintentionally showed me some shortcuts in Toad Town sewers. I explored deeper and found out that with a little searching and help from Bombette, there are pipes that go all over, and I use the pipes and go the rest of the way when I come out. Someone would say that's cheating, but I'm very careful not to drop any letters. Plus I really only use it for long distances. I can fly all over the Paper Mario lands easy since I know 'em front and back. But I'm not about to fly a grueling journey to far places like Yoshi's Island or Lands End or places like that.

Misty: I guess those are really far away.

Parakarry: Definitely.

Misty: I wouldn't know, I'm not allowed to travel the world anymore because of some stupid Bandits in the desert...

(Misty's parents groan, since this is the millionth time she complained.)

Misty: YET, they take other peoples' kids with them and leave me all alone with nothing to do.

Kate: You don't do anything anyway! And going to school and doing homework doesn't count.

Misty: I draw...

Kate: I'm glad you draw, but it doesn't count.

Misty: Darn it! Seat 77.

Cleft: How many mail Troopas work with you at Shroom Mail?

Parakarry: There's the guy who posts most letters at the office for some people in Toad Town, Goomba Village, and Koopa Village. That's on our days off though. And there are three other guys who travel the world too and deliver and receive letters. That's pretty much it. But we DO have five back-ups for days when we're sick or days off. But they don't travel, really.

Misty: Seat 99.

Piranha Plant: How do people rank you these days as a mail Troopa?

Parakarry: Probably 1 or 2. I still talk to people when I deliver their letters, but I'm a lot faster and even though I take a shortcut, I do a lot more traveling than the other guys. My buddy, Flash, does more of eastern half of Yoshi's Island, a few other semi-civilized islands around it, and Shy Guy Island. And my girlfriend, Lily, does Sarasaland.

Misty: Girlfriend, aye? Hehe, any plans yet?

Parakarry: Soon I hope. It'd be hard to get married though since we both have the same job. You have at least one parent around most of the time.

Misty: I hardly see them anyway. I don't eat a whole lot anymore...

Kolorado: And it's not healthy! You're a growing girl, you need to eat!

Misty: I hardly get hungry though. I guess my brain wasn't working too much all summer. *chuckle* Oh, and you're a favorite, Parakarry.

Parakarry: I am? Oh, that's great! Whoohoo!

Misty: And that's all for now... hey, nothing bad happened to me!

Roy: Don't get excited Misty, or you might have an accident.

(Roy cracks up.)

Misty: ARGH!!!

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