Lemmy: Good day all! I trust you won�t hold those other Interviews against me.
Audience: Wishful thinking!
Lemmy: Gee� thanks a lot.
Audience: You�re welcome!
Lemmy: I�m doing an Interview today, obviously, but I don�t know who my guest is. So, I�ll be relying on questions from you to help figure it out. My guest will answer in yes or no questions only. The first person to shout out the answer will win a prize. Got it?
Audience: No.
(The mystery guest walks on. It is covered in a disguise: a bag over its head.)
Lemmy: Tough! Ok, you, in seat 76, start us off!
Matthew:
Ok, so did you like my Interview with the 12-foot ant?
(Toad races out of the room.)
Ludwig: Please allow me to set the record in order. Are you a serious badguy, or merely a cheap imitation of such?
Lemmy: Yes or no questions only!
Karma: Have I ever beaten you up before?
???: No.
Wendy: Did you ever buy me a dress?
???: Yes.
Blackbelt: Did you get roped into coming to Lemmy�s lame Interviews instead of mine?
???: Yes.
Mario: Here we go!
(Security guards come and drag Mario out.)
Yoshi: Is guest big than Yoshi?
???: Yes.
Lemmy: But only when you�ve not eaten to full capacity.
Wario: Are you easy to steal from?
???: No.
Peach: Have you kidnapped me before?
???: Yes.
Iggy: How about me?
???: No.
Roy: Do you think I�m cool?
???: No.
Waluigi: Are you Wario?
???: No.
Smash: Do you rule the Koopas by any chance?
???: Yes.
Smash: Darn, I�m stumped.
Lemmy: Any guesses?
Bowser: ROARGH!
(Bowser tears off the bag and looks quite angry.)
Lemmy: Nice job Larry! How did you guess? Was it that really good clue at the end?
Larry: Nah, I used my X-ray specs to see through the bag.
Lemmy: Well, you win-
Bowser: A trip to the dungeon!
Larry: Aw poot.
(Bowser runs over to Larry and hurls him straight into the dungeon. Then he starts terrorizing the rest of the audience.)
Lemmy: I�ll see ya next time, if you survive!
(Suddenly the camera is hit by- no, I won�t stoop so low as to get into that contest.)
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