Lemmy: Larry, are you sure you can trust this guy?

Larry: Don�t worry.

Lemmy: That makes me worry more.

Strong Bad: Welcome to this stinking Interview show that�s a-

Gaara: You can�t say that word in front of me�.

Strong Bad: Who dares appose me?!

Gaara: Me.

(Strong Bad stares into Gaara�s eyes and then falls over.)

Strong Bad: I-I s-s-saw my death in his eyes!

(The Cheat drags Strong Bad out.)

Lemmy: Looks like someone else will have to fill in for him. *closes eyes* Seat 2006!

Homsar: AaAaAaA! That�s me, turtle fella!

(Homsar sits in the interviewer chair.)

Lemmy: Oh my DAD!

Larry: He�s good too�. I guess.

Homsar: Who am I interviewin�, Reggie?

Lemmy: I�m Lemmy! Anyway, you�re interviewing Hammer Bro!

Hammer Bro: Hiya!

(Larry hands Homsar some cards.)

Homsar: AaAaAaAaA! First question! How do Hammer Bros. throw infinite hammers?

Hammer Bro: We have mini hammer factories in our shells.

Homsar: WoOoOW! What do you have to do to become a Hammer Bro?

Hammer Bro: While a Koopa you go through tests involving throwing objects at targets. If you get a high enough score you become a Hammer Bro!

Homsar: OOH! How does a Hammer Bro become a Sledge Bro?

Hammer Bro: First we have to be buff enough to through sledges. You get awarded with a Mega Mushroom and become a Sledge Bro.

Homsar: In Super Mario Bros. 3, why did you jump around when fought?

Hammer Bro: Mario is stupid, really stupid; Bowser thought that it would confuse him.

Bowser: How couldn�t it have worked?

Homsar: AaAaAaAaAaA! That�s one big turtle! Anyway, how come you were trusted with those treasure chests and not someone else?

Hammer Bro: Back then Hammer Bros. were some of the most powerful creatures on Plit, but new creatures came and were trusted with valuable objects�

Homsar: Audience questions!!! Seat 2006!

(The seat is empty.)

Larry: That�s the one you were in!

Homsar: Oh! Seat 34!

Strong Mad: WHY WERE HAMMER BROS. SO RARE IN THE EARLIER GAMES BUT COMMON IN LATER
ONES?!

Hammer Bro: Like I mentioned earlier, since we were so powerful Bowser had most of us hidden. When stronger minions were introduced Bowser let all of us fight.

Homsar: Seat 56!

Booster: How do you become Boomerang Bros?

Hammer Bro: Well after a while of being Hammer Bros. we have tests of throwing boomerangs. If we pass we are awarded with blue shells and boomerangs.

Homsar: Last question!!! Seat 67!

Popple: What do you normally do as a Hammer Bro?

Hammer Bro: We used to be guards but Koopatrols replaced us. Now we work inside the castle.

Homsar: Time for-

Larry: No wait! Here!

(He hands Homsar a card. Homsar reads it.)

Homsar: Ok! Here is a song I like to call AaA!  (singing) AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa-

(Seat 34 flies at Homsar but he ducks.)

Strong Mad: STOP SINGING!!!

(Strong Mad rampages after Homsar and tries to punch him, but he ducks and the punch hits Roy, knocking him out. Then tranquilizer darts hit Strong Mad and he falls asleep.)

Larry: End Transmission!