[Inspiration and backstory to this Scribble thanks to Mario Koopa and his Scribble, Mushroom + P Balloon + Mario = DISASTER!]

Luigi enters Princess Peach's castle on a seemingly normal day. You know where I'm going with this.

Luigi: Good morning! � *sigh* You know, Peach, you're going to have to drop that weight eventually.

Princess Peach: What are you talking about?

An extremely fat Princess Peach is sitting in her throne, wearing Mario's typical clothes.

Luigi: You know perfectly well what I'm talking about!

Toadsworth: SILENCE! I will not have you insult the princess in such a manner! I'll have you know that the princess is big-boned!

Luigi: Excuse me?! If she was big boned, she'd be this big all the time, but�

Peach: Stop arguing! *sigh* I realize how big I've become, even though I've tried to cover it up. It's just that, all those uneaten cakes Mario got me looked so good! I know cakes make me fat, but I couldn't help myself! I ate all 100 of them, and after that I grew so fat, my own dresses wouldn't fit me anymore!

Luigi: Yeah, it's pretty sad when you've grown so fat that only Mario's clothes will be able to fit. You really should do something about this.

Peach: Actually, I had Toadsworth arrange a weight-loss schedule for me, isn't that right, Toadsworth?

Toadsworth: Indeed. I hired one of the finest personal trainers in the Mushroom Kingdom, Richard Shroommins, to privately train with her. However, he is currently working on several hundred training videos and he said no one shall interrupt him while doing so! What nerve! This is the princess we're talking about! But no, he said no interruptions!

Luigi: You could get another trainer-

Toadsworth: NO! Richard Shrommins was the one who, in a mere week, made Gourmet Guy look like this!

Toadsworth holds up a picture of a regular Shy Guy with a napkin around his neck and a fork and knife in his hands.

Luigi: Wow!

Toadsworth: Exactly! And that is exactly why only he will train the princess.

Peach: If you insist, Toadsworth. Just how long will his videos take?

Toadsworth: He didn't say, but he said he will be doing over 100 of them.

Luigi: Like anyone is going to buy all 100�

Meanwhile, in Sub-con�

Susan: Daddy, what are you doing?

Susan spots Wart with a bunch of Richard Shroommins tapes.

Wart: I'm going to lose some weight, then pick me up a hot chick to be my wife and rule Sub-con along with me!

Nick: Gross.

Back at the castle�

BOOM!

Bowser suddenly blasts into the castle!

Bowser: Bwa ha ha! I've come for Peach! And you're not going to stop me, Mario!

Bowser points at Peach.

Peach: � Uh, I'm Princess Peach.

Bowser: Huh? Oh, yeah, now that I get a better look, you don't have a moustache. But you're wearing his clothes, and you're just as fat as him!

Luigi: I think she might actually be fatter�

Toadsworth: SILENCE!

Bowser: Anyway, you're coming with me, Peach!

Bowser launches a claw out at Peach, which just barely fits around her. After many tries and some straggling, he finally flies off with her attached!

Toadsworth: Master Luigi! Do something!

Luigi: I would, but �All My Shrooms� is almost on.

Toadsworth: But the princess is in danger! You have to- Wait; �All My Shrooms� is on? Why didn't you say so?!

Luigi and Toadsworth go off to watch All My Shrooms. Meanwhile, Bowser is flying over an ocean with Fat Peach still attached to it via the claw, when suddenly, the Koopa Clown Copter starta breaking down.

Bowser: What the�? Oh crud! Peach, you're so fat that the Koopa Clown Copter is breaking down!

Peach: Oh, come on, I may have eaten 100 fattening cakes, but I'm not that fat, am I?

The Koopa Clown Copter explodes at that second, and Peach falls into the ocean. Bowser is blasted off into space.

A few days later, on an uncharted island, Fat Peach wakes up in a strange hut with a boy and girl Toad in it.

Girl Toad: Oh, good, you're finally awake.

Boy Toad: Yeah, dude, we thought you'd never wake up!

Peach: What� Who are you two?

Girl Toad: I'm Tina and this is Todd. We found you out by the beach a few days ago.

Todd: Yeah, but you were, like, so fat that we had to get the entire village just to get you away from high tide! It took a whole day just to bring you back here, and that's not including bathroom breaks and stopping to eat!

Peach: *groan* Well, just where am I, anyway?

Tina: You're on Melvin Island!

Peach: Melvin Island?

Tina: Yes! You've probably never heard of this place. That's because this entire island is usually secluded from your world. Some people do make it, but not enough to make it well known in most places.

Todd: Yeah. Come on, we'll show you around.

Tina and Todd take Peach outside, where the people of the village thrive.

Tina: Okay, so there are a few places to get familiar with. First, this is our place. Todd and I live here, and you can live here too, as long as you're staying here.

Todd: Yeah, and over there is out friend Robert's house. He got shipwrecked here years ago, and we've grown to be good friends.

They walk over to Robert's hut. Inside is a Bob-omb with purple feet.

Robert: Hey, guys.

Todd and Tina: Hey, Robert!

Robert: Hey, I remember you! You're that fat guy that nearly crushed me when we tried to get you here!

Peach: Sorry!

Robert: Eh, it's okay. By the way, my name's Robert! Call me Rob, and YOU WILL DIE! (tone suddenly turns dark and serious) Seriously, I will kill you. In your sleep.

Tina: He means it. Last time someone called him Ro- err, that name, he killed 10 villagers in a huge explosion.

Todd: Despite that, we're good friends.

Robert: You bet! By the way, you're from the outside world, right? Is Mouser's Cheeseria still giving out those free Super Mario RPG toys?

Peach: Mouser's Cheeseria went out of business years ago.

Robert: Wow, I have been gone for a long time. Anyway, I'll come with you guys.

Robert follows the group as they continue the tour. They stop in the center of the village.

Todd: Okay, over there it Frank's place. He's that only person on the island that has a working TV set that picks up stations from the outside world!

He points over to a hut with a huge satellite dish sticking out of it. Inside is a Shy Guy starring blankly at it, watching All My Shrooms.

Frank: No, Johnny! Don't do it! She's just going to betray you again!

Robert: He's usually the guy I go to when it comes to news of what goes on in the world I used to live.

Tina: Yes, and over there is The Joke-Blaster's place. He is a Bullet Bill that used to be a member of this tribe of Joke-Killers who would blow up, and/or hit anyone who even thinks of telling a bad joke!

Todd: Yeah, so most people are very selective of what they say. No one ever says a bad joke like �Your refrigerator's running so you'd better go catch it-�

Suddenly, seemingly out of nowhere, a Bullet Bill slams hard into Todd.

Joke-Blaster: That's one of the oldest and lamest jokes in the book!

Peach: It wasn't that bad.

Joke-Blaster: Oh, yes it was! I come with a bad joke radar that picks up whenever a bad joke is told! I only attack when there's a bad joke around!

Todd: Ugh, see what I mean?

Joke-Blaster: Yes, and now thanks to you, I have to go all the way back over to my place! I was right in the middle of a bath!

The Joke-Blaster flies back to his hut and continues his bath.

Tina: There are just two more important places you should know.

The walk over to a tall, fancy-looking hut, and a small, dank one.

Todd: The big, tall hut belongs to Bob, the village leader. He's not much of a leader, but we get around.

Tina: And the smaller one belongs to the village elder. She's a very old Koopa who knows some magic as well as the island history.

Peach: Speaking of the Island's history, just why is it called Melvin Island?

Tina: It's named after volcano, Mt. Melvin, which itself is named after its volcano god, Melvin.

Peach: Well, not to be offensive, but just what kind of a name is Melvin?

Old Hag: DON'T YOU INSULT THE MIGHTY MELVIN!!!

Peach: Sorry� but seriously, Melvin is a weird name!

Old Hag: HOW DARE YOU INSULT MELVIN?! PREPARE TO-

The elder stops because her back starts hurting.

Old Hag: Medic�

Peach: Oh my! Are you ok?

Peach runs over to the elder but she trips on a rock. She lands on the elder, flattening her. Peach gets up.

Old Hag: Ooh� Hey wait a minu-� owww� Why is my name always �Old Hag� when I'm talking?

Mario Koopa: Because it's funny.

Old Hag: No it's not!

Paperlemmy: Yes it is.

Old Hag: WAAAAAAAAAAOOOOUUUUCCCHHH!

Everybody on Melvin Island: O.O

Everybody rushes to the elder. Todd and Tina go to the princess.

Todd: So what are you here for?

Peach: I'm not here for a reason. I'm here because-

A big news report appears on Frank's TV.

News Reporter: This just in! Bowser kidnapped Princess Peach! Witnesses say that they saw Bowser taking the inflated princess over the ocean.

The screen shows Mario talking to a bunch of reporters.

Mario: Yes it's true! I am going to find Peach by sailing across the seas in this boat!

Reporter: How are you going to find Peach on a peace of wood with a handkerchief?

Mario: Well I guess that's all I can do after being minimized to 8 inches tall!

A reporter hands Mario a Mushroom and Mario eats it. He becomes his regular size.

Mario: YAY! But where do I get a bigger boat?

Peach: Oh my! Mario is being sent to rescue me! My hero!

News Reporter: And tonight's weather forecast says that we will have a gigantic thunderstorm!

Peach: O.O Correction: OH NO! Mario is being sent to rescue me during a storm!

Todd: We have to help this Mario!

Tina: But how?

Meanwhile in Castle Koopa�

Ludwig: Come on, siblings! Witness my invention that will help us find Peach!

The Koopa Kids go to Ludwig's lab.

Ludwig: My radar will tell us where Peach is!

The radar beeps. Ludwig is typing on a keyboard and a screen shows a sky-view of Melvin Island.

Iggy: Peach is on Melvin Island!

Morton: Ahhh� Melvin Island. Named after its volcano which is named after its god, it- *SOCK*

Ludwig: Volcano? That gives me an idea! We'll make the volcano erupt! And then, when the island is facing peril, we'll save Peach and bring her here! Dad will be so proud of us when he gets out of orbit!

In space�

Bowser: Help!

Meanwhile, back on Melvin Island�

Robert: So, wait, you're Princess Peach?!

Peach: That's correct.

Robert: Oh, yeah, now I remember! I almost didn't recognize you because you were so-

Peach glares at Robert.

Robert: So� not wearing your usual clothes!

Peach: Oh, yeah, well, I somehow outgrew them.

Toad: (whispering to Tina) I wonder how that happened�

BLAM!

Joke-Blaster: Another one like that and you can kiss your sweet, sorry butt goodbye! Now if you'll all excuse me, I must be getting back to my gardening.

The Joke-Blaster flies back to his hut.

Tina: So let me get this straight: you're Princess Peach, and you fell into the ocean when that Bowser fella tried to kidnap you? And now Mario is going to brave a thunderstorm trying to rescue you?

Peach: That's the situation.

Robert: Makes perfect sense to me!

Tina: But wait! Mario doesn't even know you're on Melvin Island! How will he find you?

Peach: Oh, he'll find a way�

At the Toad Town docks�

Luigi: For the last time, that's not a hat, it's a MAP!

Mario is wearing the map he was given as a captain's hat.

Mario: I don't know what you're talking about! Go back and watch your stupid soaps!

Luigi: OH MY GOSH! I'm missing All My Shrooms!!!

Luigi runs back to his house. Meanwhile, back on Melvin Island�

Villager: She's coming around!

The Old Hag is starting to wake up; she sees Peach.

Old hag: *gasp* It's you!

Peach: I know, I'm sorry I-

Old Hag: No, not that! You're the Fat One!

Everyone: *gasp*

Peach: Okay, fine, I get the picture already, I'm fat! Can we PLEASE change the subject?!

Todd: No, it's not that, you're the Fat One!

Tina: In our island's history, there is-

Old Hag: I will tell it! I always tell the story!

Tina: Okay.

Old Hag: *ahem* In our island's history, there is a tale of one who is destined to protect us from a great evil! Long ago, our mighty volcano god, Melvin, was not as powerful as the othergGods, and he was often picked on for that, until one day, a bully god named Terry was picking on Melvin, when suddenly, Melvin punched him in the face and gave him a nosebleed. Terry swore his revenge on Melvin, by destroying his island, killing his people, and kicking his buttocks. Melvin was not worried, however, as he realized that a hero would arrive at the island in time to aid him in the island's time of need. He called that hero, the �Fat One�, and you look just as they have portrayed him, or her, to be.

Peach: Who's they?

Old Hag: You know, �they�! The original inhabitants of this Island! This story has been passed on for generations, and now, at long last, the Fat One has arrived!

Everyone: All hail the Fat One!

Everyone bows down before Peach.

Peach: Please stop, you must be mistaken, I can't be-

Voice: Good morning, my fellow villagers!

Bob, the Pianta leader of the village, has just arrived.

Bob: I have good news for us all!

Tina: So do we! The Fat One has finally arrived!

Bob: Oh, so you heard! Yes, I really have outdone myself!

Todd: Uh� What are you talking about?

Bob: I found the Fat One, of course!

Everyone: Huh?

Robert: No you didn't, Tina and Todd did!

Bob: I don't know who this �Tina and Todd� are, but I'll have you know I was just going on my daily walk through the jungle when I came across him! Behold the Fat One!

Out of the bushes comes who Bob thinks is the Fat One; it's Wario!

Peach: It's Wario!

Yeah, that's what I just said.

Wario: Yeah, it's me, the Fat One, so go ahead, praise me, do my bidding, yadda yadda yadda.

Tina: Now wait just a minute! We found the Fat One, and it's Princess Peach here.

Peach: Uh, actually, I-

Bob: Don't be ridiculous! I know the Fat One when I see him! I should know, I'm the leader!

Robert: Yeah, for four more years!

Everyone begins to argue until�

Old Hag: SILENCE! Now, both of you claim to be the Fat One.

Peach: Well-

Wario: Yeah, that's right!

Old Hag: Then there's only one way to settle this�

Peach and Wario: What?

Old Hag: A duel.

Later�

Wario and Peach are at the top of the volcano.

Peach: Why do we have to fight?

Old Hag: Because, this is another part of the prophecy that I did not mention. It said that the real Fat One could defeat anything. Therefore, the real Fat One should be able to toss the other one into the volcano.

Wario: Works for me.

Old Hag: NOW FIGHT!

Wario slams into Peach. Peach topples over. She gets up and punches Wario. Wario gets a black eye. Wario and Peach start shoving each other back and forth.

Meanwhile, five miles away from Melvin Island�

Mario: I'm coming, Peach!

Koopa Kids: We're coming, Peach!

Mario looks up and sees the Koopa Kids in the Koopa Klown Kopter. The Koopa Kids look down and see Mario in a boat.

Everybody: HEY! THE PRINCESS BELONGS TO ME! SO BACK OFF!

Mario starts paddling faster and the Koopa Kids put the Koopa Klown Kopter to full speed.

Back on Mt. Melvin�

Wario has Peach in the air (he's strong enough to do that, even at such great weight). He is about to throw her in the volcano.

Tina: Oh no! That fat man isn't the Fat One! Peach is!

Todd: I know! But no one else is convinced!

Wario: Wa ha ha ha!

Tina and Todd: Get your hands off of the princess!

Tina and Todd kick Wario's butt.

Wario: (like a little girl) AAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Wario drops Peach (but not in the lava).

Wario: You little brats!

Wario is about to grab Tina and Todd and throw them in the volcano. But Peach hits him on the head with her frying pan. Wario collapses on Tina and Todd. Peach picks him up and throws him in the volcano. Wario lands in the lava and burns to death.

Old Hag: Praise the Fat One!

Everybody but Bob: HURRAY!

Tina: In your face, Bob!

Bob: Well I- Fat- I'm coming, Fat One!

Bob tries to jump in the volcano, but the Old Hag stops him by knocking him out.

Old Hag: Fool! She is the true Fat One! She has won the duel and tossed her opponent into the volcano! She is truly the Fat One!

Everyone: Hooray!

Wario: Not so fast!

Everyone: Huh?

Wario came back out of the volcano! How did that happen?!

Wario: Moron! Haven't you ever played Wario Land? I'm invincible! And now to finish you off! YAAAARGH!

Wario begins charging headfirst at Peach, but Peach quickly fights back!

Peach: Peach Bomber!

[Note: For those of you who doesn't know, Peach Bomber is a technique Peach knows and does in Super Smash Bros. Melee. Peach takes her hips/rump and charges it at her opponent. Now this attack is very powerful normally, but when you add Peach's extra fat and size into account, it's an incredible and near-unstoppable force! Anyway, back to the story.]

Peach's extra large Peach Bomber overpowers Wario and sends him flying into outer space!

Meanwhile, in outer space�

Bowser: Boy, it sure is boring out here�

Wario flies in and hits him.

Bowser: OW! Hey!

Wario: What?

Bowser: � You want to do something?

Wario: Like what?

Bowser: � Arm wrestle?

Wario: Sure!

Back on Melvin Island�

Old hag: Such tremendous force! There can be no doubt! She IS the Fat One!!! HUZZAH!!!

Everybody: Praise the Fat One!

Everyone is bowing and worshipping Peach's rump.

Peach: Okay, please stop that, that's jut weird. And also, you're making a big mistake! I'm not the Fat One!

Old Hag: Oh, yes you are! What we have just seen is proof enough! You are the Fat One, destined to save us in our time of need! Now then, what's your favorite food?

Peach: Umm, I do like cake�

Old Hag: The Fat One has spoken! Let there be cake!

Everyone: YAY!

Everyone hurries back to their huts and starts baking cakes.

Tina: Congratulations, oh great Fat One!

Todd: Yeah, you really kicked that guy's butt!

Peach: Please, stop calling me that! I'm not the Fat One!

Todd: Don't be so modest! We saw how easily you beat that guy! Only the Fat One could do such a thing!

Tina: But we will call you Peach, since you're our friend.

Peach: Thank you. Now then, we should probably find a way to tell Mario that I'm here�

Tina: Are you really in such a hurry to leave? Won't you stay for a while?

Todd: Yeah, you still have to fulfill your destiny for us!

Peach: I know, but it's very important that I have Mario find me as soon as possible�

The aroma from the cakes starts drifting toward Peach. Peach takes a sniff.

Peach: � Although, those cakes do smell good! Maybe I'll stay and have a little�

50 cakes later, Peach is sitting in the center of the village and is now fatter then ever.

Peach: Mmm� Those cakes were delicious� *burp* Oh my! Excuse me! *blush*

Old Hag: Behold the might of the Fat One! So long as you stay here and continue to protect us, we shall supply you with all the cakes you can eat!

Peach: Really?

Todd: Yeah, like we said, you can live at our place!

Tina: Please stay!

Peach: Hmm� Very well then! I'll stay!

Everyone: HOORAY!

Peach: (It will be okay. I'll be safe here until Mario finds me. It shouldn't take long.)

Meanwhile, out on the ocean�

Larry: Forget it, Mario; you'll never get there before we do!

Mario: I'm not giving up! HMPH!

Mario continues to paddle as fast as he can.

Ludwig: Yes, if we keep up this pace we'll be there in a few minutes!

Iggy: Look out! There's a thunderstorm ahead!

Lemmy: Don't worry; this copter can deal with anything.

Wendy: But just in case� Oh Merciful Poseidon, take pity on us poor children as we strive to impress Peach and win King Dad's favor�

A huge tidal wave is about to hit them.

Larry, Morton Jr, Wendy, Iggy, Lemmy, and Ludwig: AHHH!

Mario: CHEESE!

Roy: Curse you, Merciful Poseidon!

SPLASH!

Announcer: Will Mario be able to rescue Princess Peach from Melvin Island?!

Mario: Blob blob blob�

Announcer: Will the Koopalings complete their plan to impress Bowser?

Ludwig (above water): We're working on it!

Announcer: Who will out-arm wrestle yhr other in outer space?

Bowser and Wario are arm wrestling. Wario burps, and the smell distracts Bowser long enough for Wario to beat him.

Wario: YES! YES! In your face!

Bowser: Best two out of three!

Announcer: And just how many more cakes will Peach be able to eat?!

Peach: Well, maybe just one more�

She eats another whole cake.

Announcer: Find out next time on The Adventures of Fat Peach 2: Melvin's Wrath!