Hello everyone. It's me... Mario. I'm here to tell you that having a party is cool! I mean, you get to party and have fun... and that's about it I guess... No, I was here to tell you something... I'll just tell you this story then... One day I saw a ninja and it went out to say hi to myfriend... Luigi. He is my brother and not my friend, it looks like... If you�re a dude who can't have shades then you�re not a dude it would seem to be. Anyhoo, longstory long, I am Wario's uncle... Just joking...

I will now tell you about some Super Koopas... Dark Koopa is a good Super Koopa so make sure you read some of his... So is Fireball! It�s not like he's looking at me really mean right now to make me say he's awesome, he's just really awesome. I mean I am at all of his Interviews and on that cool TV show, Fireball, Roy, and Mario's Show, which is a very good show. And the last Super Koopa I would pick to be the best would be... Extreme Yoshi, I guess.

Anyhoo, this story�d better get rapped up soon... What's that... WE GOT A LOT OF LINES LEFT!!! How many... You don't know... Ok then. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... I can't believe it's not butter... Can you? Well I can't, maybe this is butter and they make people on Plit say... Hey dude! Can't believe it's not butter! And he says I know!

Well I hope you�re learning something from my story or they�re going to make me drink out of this happy face cup. I like the cup, but the drink is gross. I don't like that drink... but how did they know? Well enough about me, how about you? Oh yeah... Just me here telling you an awesome story... Well if I could remember it I would tell you, but I forgot, ok? There! I said it for the millionth time... or was it the first time? Who cares anymore? Well I do, I guess. But enough about me. How about you? Oh yeah... The same thing again, huh? Well if I... Said that too. I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE! WHEN ARE WE DONE?! Wait... I remember the story!

Fireball: Sorry, we ran out of tape, Mario.

Mario: Well that stinks.

Fireball: It sure does, Mario.

Mario: Want to make an ice cream cake?

Fireball: Ok.

They make an ice cream cake

Mario: IT DOES NOT TASTE GOOD.

Fireball: Maybe because you ate it all in one bite and ate a piece of wood as the second bite..

Mario: Oh.