Angelette: Hi everyone! We�re live from Blue Sky Studio. Welcome to my Interview show!
Lemmy: Sponsored by me!
Angelette: Today I�m going to interview my favorite character, Toadette!
Toadette: Hi!(The audience claps and cheers.)
Angelette: So here�s my first question, what�s the deal with you and Toad?
Toadette: We�re not related and we�re not dating. We�re just friends.
Angelette: Okay, so where are you from?
Toadette: I�m from Mushroom City.
Angelette: Cool, so why are you pink?
Toadette: That�s like me asking why you are blue.
Angelette: Well I�m the one asking the questions, so why are you pink?
Toadette: I�m a Poison Mushroom.
Angelette: Aren�t Poison Mushrooms purple?
Toadette: Well there are different varieties of Poison Mushrooms. There�s the classic Poison Mushroom that�s purple with blue spots, the Poison Mushroom that looks like a regular Mushroom except it has a darker complexion, and the pink Poison Mushrooms that are called Toadstools.
Angelette: Wow, I learned something new!
Dino: I guess that would make you a Slow Mushroom ,Angelette.
Lakitina: No, that would make her a Mini Mushroom.
Kelly Koopa: What about a-
Angelette: Hey, this isn�t about me, it�s about Toadette!
Toadette: Yeah!
Dino: We were just wondering.
Angelette: By the way, those are my friends.
Dino, Kelly, and Lakitina: Hi!!
Angelette: All right, so Toadette, how are you a fast runner in Mario Superstar Baseball but regular Toads are balanced?
Toadette: Well I used to be slow but I practiced running with Yoshi. I had to make up for not being a strong hitter. Peach just tossed her Toad assistants in the game so she could have some teammates.
Peach: I did NOT just toss them in the game! I bribed them first.
Toadette: Well like I was saying, they didn�t practice. They just went in the game with their natural strengths. Most Toads are fairly slow.
Angelette: I wouldn�t know that. I normally fly everywhere. All right, time for audience questions! Seat SUPERMARIO.
Mario: Why�d you run away crying when you wouldn�t see me again in Paper Mario 2?
Toadette: Because I was going to miss breaking the fourth wall. Press A then press A again to do a Spin Jump!
Mario: Wha� Huh?! The A button?!
Toadette: I guess you don�t know about that.
Angelette: Seat GOLDENFLOWER.
Amazee Dayzee: You like making music?
Toadette: Yeah! That�s why I made myself my own music room. I like playing my trumpet. When Peach heard how I played it, she loved it and gave me some new trumpets and I was happy.
Amazee Dayzee: Do you like how I sing?
Angelette: Hey, one question per person! Seat USELESSSERVANT.
Toad: I demand this seat name be changed!
Angelette: You sat in the seat, so that�s not my problem. Now ask your question.
Toad: Are you friends with Peach?
Toadette: Well duh. She�s nice to me and she gives me free stuff!
Toad: Peach never gives me free stuff�
Peach: You work for me. Why would I give you free stuff?
Toad: Aren�t I your friend?
Peach: You�re my servant, and a useless servant at that.
Toad: But-
Angelette: All right, all right, stop arguing! Seat SHADOWTHEIF.
Popple: Where do you get all those Golden Mushrooms?
Toadette: In a secret garden in a secret location.
Popple: Well that doesn�t help�
Angelette: Well that�s it for today. Join us-
(BOOOOOMM!!!)
(A part of the side of the studio is blasted and knocked down. Through the dust and debris you can see a boy Toad with a red Mushroom cap and dark red spots.)
????: I�m here!!!
Angelette: Darn, I was hoping he wouldn�t find out�
Toadette: Who�s that?
Angelette: That�s Devin.
Devin: That�s right! � You didn�t tell me you were going to do an Interview show.
Angelette: (angrily) I didn�t want you to know!!!
Dino: How in the world did you find out?
Devin: A little birdie told me.
(~Flashback~)
Devin: Where in the world is Angelette and the others?
Pidgit: At the Blue Sky Studio doing an Interview show.
Devin: Oh.
(~Flashback Ends~)
Devin: So I came AND I came with a gift: My Wheel of Choice!
Angelette: GO AWAY!
Toadette: Can I give it a spin?
Devin: The interviewee is supposed to spin it.
Angelette: NO, DON�T SPIN IT! HE�S GOING TO KILL YOU!!!
Devin: No I�m not, now spin it.
Toadette: Yah!
(Toadette spins the wheel. It stops.)
Devin: And it looks like it landed on�
Angelette: It�s been nice interviewing you, Toadette�
Devin: �an awesome vacation!
Angelette: Huh?!
Audience: WOOOOO!!! YAAAAAAHH!!!
Devin: You can choose Isle Delfino or Beanbean Kindom.
Toadette: Isle Delfino!!!
Devin: Here�s ticket. Go enjoy yourself!
(Toadette runs off with the ticket, squealing with joy.)
Angelette: Don�t fall for this manipulation, people! He�s not nice, he�s cruel and violent!
Devin: No I�m not.
Angelette: Ugh, forget it. Well that�s it for this Interview. Join me next time on the next Interview!
Lakitina: End Transmission.
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