The History of Kamek and Kammy

You've heard of the origin of the Koopalings and Bowser Jr. Now are you ready to hear of Kamek and Kammy?

Kammy, first off, is Kamek’s mother. She appeared with her grandson in Paper Mario because the two read Mario's journal and found out how mean he was to her grandson. She got so mad that she decided to help Bowser steal the Star Rod. Now, about Kammy being Bowser's grandmother...

Bowser is actually Kamek’s son! He didn’t come from the stork from Yoshi’s Island, and his origins are mysterious. Some say his real parents abandoned him. Some say he came from the devil (due to his horns and spikes). But there’s only one type of creature who knows the truth, the Yoshis. They tell their friends, especially Mario, that Kamek created Bowser. It took him nearly five years because he knew magic, not science, and it took him a while to find the correct DNA for Bowser.

This, of course, makes Kammy, at the age of 84, the great-grandmother of seven. Kamek created Bowser when he was 19, and Bowser was 25 when he and Birdo (21) gave birth to the Koopalings, so Kamek is 44 years old now. Call him stupid to make a child when he was in high school and college.

Did you know Kamek appeared 3 times in the Super Mario World cartoons? He appeared in the episodes Ghosts R’ Us, The Yoshi Shuffle, and Mama Luigi. He changed his name to Wizardhiemer because he was afraid Yoshi would tell Mario and Luigi he was Kamek to make them remember him, but luckily before Kamek’s reappearance Yoshi got amnesia. That’s why he was talking like a baby. (Oogtar and the cave people were talking like Yoshi because that’s how they talk.)

Have a different opinion on the Koopas or want to introduce your own characters? Email me!
Go back to Larry's Bios.
Go back to Lemmy's Land.