P.T. and His Gang's Bios

Name: Peter Tarantula Piranha
Aliases: P.T., Petey, Pete, Tarantula, Super Koopa (LM2), various insults.
Race: Human
First Appearance: P.T. PIRANHA, SPIKE, AND KYLE interview MARIO
First Quote: Hi! I’m P.T. Piranha!
Age: 21
Favorite Color: Red
Favorite Food: French Fries with ketchup/Chocolate
Least Favorite Food: Eggs
Favorite Koopaling: Bowser Jr. (deserves more respect)
Least Favorite Koopaling: Lemmy (too much attention)
Favorite Minion: The species of all his co-interviewers
Favorite Mario Game: Pretty much all of them
Favorite Non-Mario Games: Rayman 3, Link games, Kingdom Hearts games, Chrono Trigger
Appearance: Straight brown hair, black sunglasses, tan trench coat, black pants, dark black boots.
Favorite part of going to the dungeon: Can fight the guards Bobobo-style to get out of the sentence
Alter-egos: P.T.-from-another-dimension-kind-of-like-his-alter-ego, I’m-sorry-mask-man, Lem T. Spookyhomerted

Attacks (Nosehair):
Super Fist of the Nosehair: Attacks enemies with non-existent nosehairs.
Super Fist of the Nosehair: Minivan Attack: Throws a (fully loaded) minivan at enemies.
Super Fist of the Nosehair: P.T. Land: Sends enemies to a crazy place similar to Lemmy’s Land, but totally ridiculous.
Super Fist of the Nosehair: Wonderful 7-day Trial Offer: Makes enemies experience 7 boring days that aren’t boring to anyone but P.T.
Super Fist of the Nosehair: Trail of the 10 Planets: Makes enemies go through 10 tests which are all but going to be failed.
Super Fist of the Nosehair: Silly Face Attack: Makes a silly face.
Super Fist of the Nosehair: Goofy Face Attack: Makes a goofy face, which causes enemies to explode.
Super Fist of the Nosehair: Piano Performance: Plays piano really badly.
Super Fist of the Nosehair: Summoning a lion: Summons a Donkey.
Super Fist of the Nosehair: Majide Time: Sends enemies through 1 minute of totally wacky events that make them say “Are you serious?!” which gets them punished.
Super Fist of the Nosehair: P.T. Roulette: Uses a giant roulette that punishes whoever the spinner (a P.T. clone) lands on.
Super Fist of the Nosehair: Koopa Twin Cannon: Shoots cannonballs out of Iggy and Lemmy’s mouths.
Super Fist of the Nosehair: Rainbow Needle Cannon: Shoots needles out of Lemmy’s head.
Super Fist of the Nosehair: Summoning a Meteor: Throws Crazy Packers Fan, Dark Koopa, and Thumbs at the enemy.

Attacks (Other):
Boomerangs: Throws his various boomerangs at enemies. Boomerangs are his weapons of choice.
Fire Breath: Breathes fire.
Sword of the Lemmy: Uses Lemmy as a sword.
Lemmy Shield: Defends with a shield with Lemmy’s face painted on it.
Fusion: Can fuse to become new beings. Known results are Lem T. Spookyhomerted and I’m-sorry-mask-man. If focused enough, can fuse 2 other beings. Go see P.T. AND KODY interview DUAL DRAGONS for more info on that.
Hot Potato: Throws a flaming potato at enemies.
Super Fist of the Wobble-Wobble: Stretchy Arms and Legs: Stretches arms and legs.

Other weapons: Uses other kinds of weapons, even some people.

History:
P.T. was born into the royal Sarasaland Family. He grew up there, until the queen divorced the king. The queen lost the royalty, but kept P.T. Since then, P.T. has studied at the Nosehair Dojo, powering up his Super Fist of the Nosehair, a set of random and insane (somewhat or completely like Bobobo), but powerful attacks. He was messing around on a website known as TMK (The Mushroom Kingdom), and was in the links section. He was just bored, and fell into a warp pipe that led to LL while shoving the Ketchup Gnomes over the edge of the ship.

In Lemmy’s Land, he watched for months, wishing to be a part of the action. He finally became a Tourist, and then a Super Koopa. He specializes in Interviews with his friends: Spike, Kyle, Shrooby, Punchy, Bogmire, Shrike, and Bill. Months later, he joined the party of E-Man and Kody. He mostly bugs Kody. After many interviews, he finally wrote his first FF: Lemmy’s Mansion. He is currently writing The Quest.
 

Name: Spike Z. Claws (Get it? Z, because he likes to sleep?)
Aliases: None
Race: Rex
First Appearance: P.T. PIRANHA, SPIKE, AND KYLE interview MARIO
First Quote: “I’m Spike the Rex.”
Age: 21
Favorite Color: Purple
Favorite Food: Pancakes
Least Favorite Food: Coconut
Favorite Koopaling: Morton (puts him to sleep)
Least Favorite Koopaling: Wendy (her whining keeps him up)
Favorite Minion: Goomba
Favorite Mario Game: Super Mario World
Favorite Non-Mario Game: Pac-man
Appearance: Normal, but with squinty eyes, like in M&LSS
Favorite Part of going to the dungeon: Can sleep in the cell all day

History: He was a regular Rex, when he met Brent, a Baseball boy. They became friends. Then, they got an apartment. Eventually, Rudy crashed into their room, and they apparently needed Rudy as the guy to calm down their insanity. Spike was quite the comical guy then. Eventually, his family got rich, and he became lazy. However, he went bankrupt, and lost the money. The laziness stayed, so he didn’t care, when P.T. hired him.
 

Name: Kyle Diablo Koopa
Aliases: El Diablo, Koopinator
Race: Dark Koopatrol
First Appearance: P.T. PIRANHA, SPIKE, AND KYLE interview MARIO
First Quote: “Ohla, senors and senorettas! I’m Kyle!”
Age: 20 ½
Favorite Color: Black/Navy
Favorite Food: Mexican
Least Favorite Food: Peas
Favorite Koopaling: Roy (can be beaten by him)
Least Favorite Koopaling: Ludwig (only Koopaling to beat him)
Favorite Minion: All of them (‘cause he can beat them all)
Favorite Mario Game: Super Smash Bros. Melee (doesn’t really count, but still)
Favorite Non-Mario Game: Any fighting game
Appearance: Normal, but with slightly darker skin
Favorite part of going to the dungeon: Can beat up cellmates and guards

History: As a young Dark Koopa, Kyle heard that his grandma, Kylie Koopa, was famous for her old jobs. Wanting to be famous, he thought it’d give his family a proud title. He found an interest in fighting, when he fought a bully of his in first grade. After winning (and getting in trouble), he started practicing. He soon became ready for the Glitz Pit. Wanting to look cool, he donned armor, making himself a Dark Koopatrol. He fought as the Koopanator, until Rawk Hawk, then the Great Gonzales beat him. He still goes periodically, but is now part of P.T.’s gang. They met in a wild gopher incident. Don’t ask.

He also had a job as a hunter, though I never had him use that.
 

Name: Shrooby Shroobingston
Aliases: None
Race: Shroob
First Appearance: P.T. PIRANHA AND SHROOBY interview PETEY PIRANHA
First Quote: “My name’s Shrooby.”
Age: 19
Favorite Color: Purple
Favorite Food: Mashed potatoes
Least Favorite Food: Meat
Favorite Koopaling: Iggy (he’s a wimp like him)
Least Favorite Koopaling: Roy (he beats Shrooby up)
Favorite Minion: Goomba
Favorite Mario Game: Mario and Luigi 2
Favorite Non-Mario Game: Dig Dug
Appearance: Normal, but slightly smaller
Favorite part of going to the dungeon: Is safe from people outside the cell wishing him harm (though he could still have a violent cellmate)

History: As a Shrooblet and Intern Shroob, the weak and timid alien was picked on. He finally decided that if he joined the Shroob-Sith army, he could prove himself. Hoowever, there was an accident with the Shroob-omb, so he was fired. He decided to work at an electronics shop on Plit. P.T. took him on as an interviewer.
 

Name: Punchy Smack Punchez
Aliases: None
Race: Broozer
First Appearance: P.T. interviews BROOZER AND ATOMIC BOO
First Quote: “Where are our interviewee seats?”
Age: 25
Favorite Color: Purple/Red
Favorite Food: Pizza
Least Favorite Food: Any green vegetables
Favorite Koopaling: Roy (it should be obvious)
Least Favorite Koopaling: Wendy (can’t fight girls)
Favorite Minion: Broozers
Favorite Mario Game: Super Smash Bros. Melee (still doesn’t count, but…)
Favorite Non-Mario Game: Any ghost or fighting game.
Appearance: Regular.
Favorite Part of going to the dungeon: Can phase out of the bars (regular dungeon), can break it down (ghost-proof)

History: Not much to say. He won the Broozer-fighting tournament that lasted from Donkey Kong until New Super Mario Bros. He soon decided to get interviewed, but got interviewed with Atomic Boo, and became a member of the gang.
 

Name: Bogmire
Aliases: None
Race: Shadow-ghost-thing
First Appearance (in my Interviews): LEMMY interviews KING BOO
First Quote: “How come your crown doesn’t sink through you? You’re a ghost!”
Age: ???
Favorite Color: Purple
Favorite Food: Nachos
Least Favorite Food: Strawberries
Favorite Koopaling: Iggy (easy to scare)
Least Favorite Koopaling: Ludwig (hard to scare)
Favorite Minion: Dark Boo
Favorite Mario Game: Luigi’s Mansion
Favorite Non-Mario Game: Any scary game
Appearance: What? He’s Bogmire! Who could he be confused with?
Favorite part of going to the dungeon: Can ooze through the bars

History: A shadow-type thing was born into a family of shadow-things. This was Bogmire. He had an average life until King Boo hired him to be a Luigi’s Mansion Boss. After his defeat, and a few plot holes and paradoxes, he went through the same thing in Lemmy’s Mansion. He was turned into a portrait, but freed in LM2. After that, he got interviewed, interviewed a Dark Bones, and joined the gang.

He first appeared in my Interviews during LEMMY interviews KING BOO, but his better known first appearance was P.T. interviews BOGMIRE.
 

Name: Shrike Shroobasaurus
Aliases: Big D
Race: Shroob Rex
First Appearance: SPIKE AND SHROOBY interview SHROOB REX
First Quote: “My name is Big D!”
Age: 20
Favorite Color: Brighter purple
Favorite Food: Tacos
Least Favorite Food: Oatmeal
Favorite Koopaling: Ludwig (knows the most about space and stuff)
Least Favorite Koopaling: Roy (knows the least about space and stuff)
Favorite Minion: Shroob, Rex, Shroob Chomp
Favorite Mario Game: M&L2, Super Mario Galaxy (even though it’s not out yet)
Favorite Non-Mario Game: Ultimate Spiderman, LOZ Four Swords Adventures
Appearance: Regular. How can you tell him apart? Well, no other Shroob Rexes are around…
Favorite part of going to the dungeon: Reminds him of Shroob Castle

History: His parents were Rexes that were to be turned into Shroobs, but failed. His parents eventually produced Shrike. He got a job working for Princess Shroob. However, she died, and he lost a job. He got interviewed, and is now part of this gang!
 

Name: Bill Bones
Aliases: Bones
First Appearance: PUNCHY AND BOGMIRE interview DRY BONES
First Quote: "My name is Bones. Bill Bones. But to answer, I was a regular Koopa."
Age: 19
Favorite Color: Green/gold
Favorite Food: Pizza
Least Favorite Food: Eggs
Favorite Koopaling: Ludwig (could make an invention that creates money)
Least Favorite Koopaling: Larry (likes dirt, which reminds him of dirt poor)
Favorite Minion: Any Wario World enemies
Favorite Mario Game: Wario World (technically a Wario game)
Favorite Non-Mario Game: Tingle’s Rose Colored Rupee Land (Japan only)
Appearance: Slightly shorter than other Dry Bones
Favorite part of going to the dungeon: Can act like a pile of bones, and escape on trash day

History: Bill was a Koopa that died. He didn’t care, because he’d come back as a Dry Bones. During his life and afterlife, he had an interest in money. He saw a sign that said he’d get paid to be interviewed. But that was clearly false. Believing it, he got interviewed. Now he’s part of the gang, nagging nearly everyone for a dollar. Known results are a “No”, the dollar, more than 1 dollar, and some random object.
 

Name: Stewart Stu
Aliases: Stew
First Appearance: LEMMY interviews SWOOPIN’ STU, BRISTLE, AND DARK BRISTLE
First Quote: "Uh, hi. I’m Stew."
Age: 18
Favorite Color: Any in the rainbow
Favorite Food: Seafood/Oriental foods
Least Favorite Food: Mexican
Favorite Koopaling: Bowser Jr. (debuted in the same game as him)
Least Favorite Koopaling: Lemmy (excludes BJ)
Favorite Minion: Swoopin’ Stu
Favorite Mario Game: Super Mario Sunshine
Favorite Non-Mario Game: Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventures
Appearance: A red Swoopin’ Stu
Favorite part of going to the dungeon: Can ooze out

History: One day, during a mess Shadow Mario created, Stew first appeared! How could he be 18 at birth, you ask? He lived in the goo stored in the paintbrush, like other goop monsters, until the mess was made. He got defeated by Mario, and decided that he’d rather go somewhere else.

He was later found by Shrike, and he agreed to be interviewed, along with a Bristle that kept following him around. He was eaten by a Spike Bass, and taken to P.T.’s studio. He’s now one of the newest members.
 

Name: Bristler
Aliases: Bristle
Race: Bristle
First Appearance: LEMMY interviews SWOOPIN’ STU, BRISTLE, AND DARK BRISTLE
First Quote: "Bark, bark!"
Age: 16
Favorite Color: Blue
Favorite Food: Anything
Least Favorite Food: Nothing… Literally, he hates not eating. But he’s no glutton.
Favorite Koopaling: Roy (wild like him)
Least Favorite Koopaling: Iggy (not wild)
Favorite Minion: Bristle
Favorite Mario Game: Paper Mario 2
Favorite Non-Mario Game: Alundra 2
Appearance: Slightly more rugged than other Bristles. No hair involved.
Favorite Part of going to the dungeon: Can attack guards when they’re too close.

History: No one really knows much about him. He was probably the child of a Chain Chomp and a Bristle, thus becoming a Chain Chomp-ish Bristle. He was on Isle Delfino for no good reason, when he started following Stew around. He agreed to be interviewed, then got eaten by a Spike Bass and taken to the studio. He then drank the potion that let Octorock speak English. However, a psychotic toad spit in it, and now he can speak… in l33t.
 

Name: Dark Bristle
Aliases: Dark
Race: Dark Bristle
First Appearance: LEMMY interviews SWOOPIN’ STU, BRISTLE, AND DARK BRISTLE
First Quote: "Interview me!"
Age: 105
Favorite Color: Black
Favorite Food: Pizza/hamburgers
Least Favorite food: All vegetables. But he is okay with watching Veggietales. (Ha, ha!)
Favorite Koopaling: None (they couldn’t possibly beat the Pit of 100 Trials)
Least Favorite Koopaling: All of them (see above)
Favorite Minion: Bristles/Dark Bristles
Favorite Mario Game: Paper Mario 2
Favorite Non-Mario Game: LOZ: Windwaker (a place similar to his pit is in there)
Appearance: Slightly bigger than other Dark Bristles
Favorite part of going to the dungeon: (same as Bristler)

History: Dark was a regular Dark Bristle living his life in the Pit of 100 Trials, when he wondered what life outside the pit would be like. So he battled his way to the nearest escape level. Outside in Rogueport, he saw a poster for Lemmy’s Land. He thought it’d be a good place to start, and went there. He heard that an Interview was going on, and burst in after Lemmy finished interviewing Stew and Bristler. He is now one of the newest members, along with Stew and Bristler.
 

Name: Lemmbert Ice Koopa
Aliases: Lemmy/ Hip/ Rainbow Head
First Appearance (in my interviews): P.T. PIRANHA, SPIKE, AND KYLE interview MARIO
First Quote: "Lemmy’s Interview Show!"
Age: 12
Favorite Color: Light blue/ white
Favorite Food: Ice cream
Least Favorite Food: Anything spicy
Favorite Koopaling (OTHER THAN HIMSELF!): Iggy
Least Favorite Koopaling: Bowser Jr.
Favorite Minion: Anything cold
Favorite Mario Game: M&LSS
Favorite Non-Mario Game: Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Appearance: We all know what he looks like!
Favorite part of going to the dungeon: Can make plans for LL

History: Since we all write about him, I’ll just say about his history after I came here. After accepting P.T., he tried to annoy him, by constantly saying, “Lemmy’s Interview Show”. After enough torture from P.T., he stopped. And now the tables are turned, as P.T. annoys Lemmy. Eventually, he won a mansion. Read the Lemmy’s Mansion Trilogy about that.

From time to time, he interviews, either to have himself appear, or because everyone else can’t or won’t. He’s not exactly a member of the gang, but he’s somewhat of a leader. P.T. never ceases to surprise him, good or bad; usually, and mostly, bad. Not to mention the minor skull damage, due to P.T. using him as a battering ram from time, to time.

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