Mario Bros. and Wario Bros

Mario Mario
Nickname: Jumpman (his name in Donkey Kong)
Age: 21 years
Occupation: Plumber, ex-construction worker, hero of the Mushroom Kingdom
Favorite Food: Pasta, pasta, and more pasta
Favorite Pastime: Whooping Bowser in 3D!
Likes: Pasta, Peach, Pasta, Luigi, Pasta, Pasta, Pasta (the list goes on like that for a while)
Dislikes: Wario, no pasta (the horror!), Waluigi, Bowser and Co.
Favorite Minion: Koopas
Favorite thing about going to the dungeon: Breaking out and attacking Bowser by surprise
Element: Fire
Intelligence: Average

Mario’s first job was a construction worker,  and he invited his girlfriend, Pauline, to his worksite one day. Bad move. Pauline had a pet who she forgot to feed in all of the excitement. Guess who got angry. Yup, that bulky simian we all know and love, Donkey Kong. In his rage he escaped and found the one who was supposed to be feeding him and took her away. Despite his round demeanor Mario made his first courageous act by saving Pauline. Although things seemed pretty good Pauline didn’t want this stuff to happen again so she broke Mario’s heart and left him devastated. Luigi tried to help but nothing got through to him. One day Mario heard that same high-pitched screech Pauline gave. When he left his house with high spirits he realized it wasn’t Pauline but Princess Peach. Mario sprung into action just as fast and defeated his turtle-like foe, Bowser. Mario and Peach fell in love with that first glance into each other's eyes, and this time Mario knew the love would last.

Mario continued to save Peach and he was right, the relationship did last. Mario and Peach never got married but they’ve been dating and never thought of being with someone else. Peach had it easy. Not many people were after Mario. As for Mario, he had to deal with his rival… Wario.

Odd but true facts: You should know some by know! Don’t make me do everything for you!

 
Luigi Mario
Nickname: Lean mean green bean… oh, sorry, that’s machine
Age: 19 years
Occupation: Plumber, semi-hero
Favorite Food: Green beans
Favorite Pastime: Overcoming his fears and defeating King Boo… in 3D!
Likes: Daisy, non-scary things, non-strong enemies
Dislikes: Waluigi, scary things, strong enemies
Favorite Minion: Goomba (not too strong)
Favorite thing about going to the dungeon: The peace, tranquility, and solitude
Element: Water (yup, water, not lightning!)
Intelligence: Genius!

Luigi wasn’t much of an attention getter. Mario always thought he wasn’t ready because he was still a teenager. Mario had no clue what Luigi was truly capable of. When Mario was kidnapped by King Boo, Luigi sprang into action (actually it wasn’t really a spring, more like a tiptoe). Luigi was also able to master the element of water, which could be quite helpful against enemies that were invincible to Mario’s fire.

Luigi and Daisy fell in love upon the first time they met. They have been dating ever since. Luigi hasn’t had a chance to rescue her yet because she’s already so strong nobody really can kidnap her.

Last, I need to get something out … Luigi is a complete and total stinking genius! He is smarter than Ludwig and Professor Frankly put together. Unfortunately, not many people know this because he’s such a coward and he’s so clumsy. But he’s probably the smartest Mario character you’ll see, believe me.

Odd but true facts: Actually Luigi since isn’t that big of a character, I don’t have anything too weird.

 
Wario Wario
Nickname: Moneybags
Age: 21 years
Occupation: He doesn’t have enough of a life
Favorite food: Donuts
Favorite Pastime: Collecting treasure in Wario’s World… in 3D!
Likes: Peach, Daisy, Mona, money, no Marios
Dislikes: Poverty
Favorite Minion: Gold Koopaleon
Favorite thing about going to the dungeon: Counting his money
Element: Electricity
Intelligence: How should I put this? I don’t know what to say so I’ll have the comedy styling of Doopliss say it for me.
Doopliss: If Wario’s brain cells were water he wouldn’t have enough to wash a Puni. Thank you, good night.

Although it may seem like it, Wario isn’t evil, just extremely greedy. He’ll do almost anything for money; I mean it, almost anything!

Wario likes three different girls: Peach, just because; Daisy, for her beauty; and Mona, for her talent that could get him money! Peach finds Wario as too much of an uncivilized imbecile. He likes Peach so much it doesn’t really show that he likes Daisy. In fact, she doesn’t even know. As for Mona, she doesn’t care much for Wario simply because he’s too vulgar and mean. Sorry, Wario fans, but I don’t know much about Wario because the only Wario game I played is Made in Wario! Touched (the Japanese name for Wario Ware! Touched)!

Odd but true facts: Foreman Spike, one of the characters in Wrecking Crew, is thought of as the previous stage of Wario. I don’t believe it though.

 
Waluigi Waluigi
Nickname: None
Age: 20 years
Occupation: None
Favorite food: Poison Shrooms (he’s invulnerable to their effects)
Favorite Pastime: His first appearance in Mario Tennis… in 3D!
Likes: Daisy, playing pranks
Dislikes: Luigi, the forces of good
Favorite Minion: Piranha Plants
Element: Poison
Intelligence: Once again I have no idea what to say, so Doopliss, if you would.
Doopliss: If I had a quart of milk for every brain cell Waluigi has, I wouldn’t even have a gallon. Thank you, good night.

Unlike Wario, Waluigi is evil. He spends his free time making up pranks and figuring out plans to get Luigi out of the picture so he could be with Daisy. I’m even sorrier to those Waluigi fans but Waluigi has almost no importance whatsoever. If he gets more fame I’ll give him his own private bio.

Odd but true facts: Waluigi was said to be Wario’s brother in the title but he isn’t. Ohh, spooky. Actually I was just being lazy.
 

Doopliss: If I had a penny for every brain cell Wario should, but doesn’t, have I could actually afford those outrageously priced X-Box 360s (as if any onewould want one). Oh! How about, Waluigi is so stupid that he’ll eat three different types of bars: a chocolate bar, a barracuda, and a crow bar.

Waluigi: There's the guy making the true jokes! Let’s get him, Wario!

Doopliss: Time for me to go.

Doopliss transforms into a Goonie and flies away.

Doopliss: Thank you, good night.

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