Name: Fly Guy
First Appearance: FLY GUY interviews STUFFWELL
Gender: Male.
Species: Shy Guy
Role: Interviewer, thief
Age: 11
Favorite Food: Chuckola Cola
Least Favorite Food: Any type of meat or vegetables
Favorite Sport: I HATE sports!
Favorite Video Game: Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, and probably Super Mario Galaxy when it comes out
Favorite Pastime: Doing things exciting and/or life-threatening.
Favorite Koopa Minion: Shy Guys (any type)
Favorite Mario Hero: Luigi
Favorite Villain: General Guy, Kamek
Favorite Color: Blue
Favorite School Subject: None
Least Favorite School Subject: All
Friends: Stuffwell, Anti Guy, Kamek
Best Friend: Kamek
Enemies: Fryguy, Yoshis
Worst Enemy: Yoshis
Marital Stats: Are you crazy?
Likes: Interviews (despite how painful they are), thievery
Dislikes: Getting injured during Interviews, Fryguy always sneaking in his studio
Came From: Shy Guy's Toybox (Paper Mario)
Allegiances: General Guy
Talents: Simple magical abilities, extremely agile, flight Physical Appearance: An average-sized Fly Guy with black robes, red boots, and small, yellow pupils that can be seen through his mask. Over his white mask, he wears a gray mask. (You know, the one that thieves wear...)
Profile: Although crazy, Fly Guy is a very mysterious character. And, although he might be insane, he's almost always neglected, misunderstood, and underestimated. However, he doesn't seem to mind it very much. His history is little known, and not even he can remember due to bad memory. He does remember a few things, though. He was created by Wizard Guys (unofficial) merely to serve the Shy Guys, a Yoshi attack left many Shy Guys injured or dead, and he worked for General Guy. Fly Guy still lives in Shy Guy's Toybox today, because it's the only place outside Sub-con with many Shy Guys. Fly Guy was never really a member of the Shy Guy army, he was mostly just used for defensive purposes. Fly Guy still wishes to bring the Yoshis to extinction because of how many Shy Guys they've killed. Usually if Fly Guy sees a Yoshi, he'll either be terrified or beat the stuffing out of it. Once Fly Guy found a place called Lemmy's Land, he opened up an Interview show, which, he found out in a poll, wasn't very popular at all. Fly Guy is mostly an interviewer, but writes a Bio and a Scribble every once in awhile. He is also currently working on a Fun Fiction about, you guessed it, Shy Guys. Without the site, Fly Guy would've likely died of boredom by now. Heh. Kidding, kidding. Fly Guy desires to get a Little Lemmy's Land Qualifier, and will stop at nothing to do so. He only plans to get a #90 or a #70 or in between, but he still wants to get #1. He was making a comic Interview, but when he finished, it was 4.00MB, and he knew it couldn' be accepted. He was almost sure a comic Interview would be a LLL qualifier, but nothing THAT enormous would be accepted. For now, Fly Guy sticks to text. In his interviews, he for some reason makes Fryguy a constant pest that always manages to get in the studio. And... That's it!

Name: Stuffwell
First Appearance (as part of cast): FLY GUY interviews HAND FAKE
Gender: Male.
Species: ... Um, suitcase?
Role: Cameraman
Age: 1 year (But he's an invention, so he's matured)
Favorite Food: Suitcases don't eat.
Least Favorite Food: What part of "Suitcases don't eat" are you not getting?
Favorite Sport: Socce
Favorite Video Game: Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time.
Favorite Pastime: ... Okay, so I don't know! Big deal.
Favorite Koopa Minion: Magikoopas
Favorite Mario Hero: Mario
Favorite Villain: Grodus
Favorite Color: Brown
Favorite School Subject: Histor
Least Favorite School Subject: Gym.
Friends: Fly Guy, Anti Guy, Kamek, Mario Bros, Baby Mario Bros.
Best Friend: Mario
Enemies: Princess Shroob, Elder Princess Shroob, Fryguy
Worst Enemy: Elder Princess Shroob
Martial Stats: None.
Likes: Adventuring/Questing
Dislikes: Sitting in people's pocket all day
Came From: Prof. E. Gadd's Lab (Luigi's Mansion)
Allegiances: Prof. E. Gadd?
Talents: Really smart
Physical Appearance: A brown suitcase with a face and stubby, red legs.
Profile: Stuffwell is an invention made by Prof. E. Gadd to store things in. Gadd was making him as a sub-experiment while building his time machine. He didn't really use him for much, until Mario and Luigi went back in time to rescue Princess Peach from being stuck in the yesteryear of the Mushroom Kingdom. He was used for storing items, and taught some of the basics. Once Peach was rescued and the alien race called the Shroobs was defeated, Stuffwell lived life at the Mario Brothers' house, in case they need to take him along. Stuffwell is eager for another adventure.

Name: Anti Guy
First Appearance (as part of cast): FLY GUY interviews MONEYBAGS
Gender: Male
Species: Shy Guy
Role: Security Guard
Age: 20 years
Favorite Food: Lemon Candy
Least Favorite Food: Dried Shrooms
Favorite Sport: Football
Favorite Video Game: Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga.
Favorite Pastime: Beating up Fryguy
Favorite Koopa Minion: Clubbas
Favorite Mario Hero: Luigi
Favorite Villain: Grubba, General Guy
Favorite Color: Black
Favorite School Subject: Gym
Least Favorite School Subject: Math
Friends: Fly Guy, Stuffwell, Kamek, most other Shy Guys
Best Friend: Fly Guy
Enemies: Fry Guy, Mario
Worst Enemy: Mario
Martial Stats: Never.
Likes: Showing his strength
Dislikes: People stronger than him.
Came from: Shy Guy's Toybox (Paper Mario)
Allegiances: General Guy (formerly)
Talents: Extremely strong.
Physical Appearance: A normally-shaped Shy Guy with black robes and a dark, purple mask
Profile: Anti Guy is as strong as Shy Guys come. He's even more powerful than General Guy! Anti Guy spent most of his time guarding a chest in Shy Guy's Toybox that contained a Power Plus badge. He was beaten by Mario and Mario claimed the badge. General Guy got angry with Anti Guy and banished him. Anti Guy desperately tries to prove his worth to General Guy. But for now, he is top security guard for Fly Guy's Interview Show, and he constantly has to keep Fryguy out.

Name: Kamek
First Appearance (as part of cast): FLY GUY interviews KAMEK
Gender: Male
Species: Magikoopa
Role: Assistant interviewer, Bowser's head Magikoopa
Age: 59 years
Favorite Food: Life Shrooms
Least Favorite Food: Trail Stew
Favorite Sport: Baseball
Favorite Video Game: Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
Favorite Pastime: Learning magic
Favorite Koopa Minion: Magikoopas
Favorite Mario Hero: Mario
Favorite Villain: Himself
Favorite Color: Dark Blue
Favorite School Subject: Social Studies
Least Favorite School Subject: Gym
Friends: Fly Guy, Stuffwell, Anti Guy, most other Magikoopas
Best Friend: Fly Guy
Enemies: Yoshi, Fryguy, Kammy
Worst Enemy: Yoshi
Marital Stats: Not gonna happen
Likes: Magic
Dislikes: Yoshis.
Came From: Yoshi's Island
Allegiances: Bowser
Talents: Very strong magic, flight
Physical Appearance: Not much different from a regular Magikoopa
Profile: Kamek is the most powerful of the Magikoopas. His first evil plot was kidnapping Baby Luigi. He then realized Yoshi and Baby Mario were coming to get him back. Upon seeing this, Kamek appeared at various spots and made nearby enemies gargantuans. But, he gave up when Yoshi destroyed the huge Baby Bowser. Nobody knows what Kamek did during the time that pasted since then, but he reappeared in Mario Party 5 and Superstar Saga. For now, Kamek has a job on Fly Guy's Interview Show. He became good friends with Fly Guy since they both have a strong hatred of all things Yoshi.

Well, that's all! Oh, you remember my Prince Peasley Interview, don't you? In that one, I promised to post the FGIS phone number in this bio to avoid confusion...

156-888-fly-guys-interview-show-where-he-interviews-random-people-who-get-pizza-delivery-
and-I-have-a-question-to-ask-the-interviewee-because-I-never-got-to-know-this-certain-piece-of-
information-and-I-am-starting-to-sound-like-Morton-7279.

You happy now? Good. Because I have an Interview in five minutes and I don't want to be late. Ciao!

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