In the throne room...

King Koopa: I'm going to the Y.R. Club for dinner tonight, so you idiotic kids are just going to have to strain your poor little brains to find something to eat. I would order you a pizza or something, but I just don't FEEL LIKE IT!!!

Kids: Aww...

Iggy: But King Dad, there's nothing to eat here but-

Lemmy: Ten-year-old Ramen noodles, salmon-

Iggy: Burgers, and spaghetti!

King Koopa: I'll have NONE of that backtalk, you ungrateful little thingie whatevers! Just for that, I'm having Boom Boom watch you all next time I go somewhere!

King Koopa storms out.

Ludwig: Great job, geniuses. Now what are we going to do?

Larry: Maybe we can go to Payless and steal an Easy Bake Oven ^{TM (c)}.

Roy: Larry, WHAT are you talking about?

Roy punches Larry in the stomach.

Ludwig: (to himself) Forget that idea.

Morton: Look, my quarrelsome acquaintances, it's GOOMBA!!!

Wendy: Let's jump him and-

Larry: Take all his money so we can-

Wendy: Order something to eat!

Iggy and Lemmy: (simultaneously, while backing away) Eww, weirdness!

Ludwig: (thinking to himself again) I think Bill and Scooter are funny...

Goomba: (singing as he trundles along): La la I'm pathetic, I'm a total idiot and I deserve to be stepped on, la la la.

The Koopa Kids attack Goomba and take all of his 21 gold coins.

Goomba: Hey, that's my life's savings of gold coins!

Larry: Yeesh, Goomba, get a job.

Goomba: Good idea, Larry. Well, I've gotta go get laughed at somewhere else.

Goomba starts to walk off again.

Koopa kids: Heh, that Goomba. He's a good kid... (calling after him) You take care, now.

Goomba: Oh, I won't.

Wendy: Hey, you guys, guess what!

Everyone Else: No, you.

Wendy: I just checked the phone book and no one will deliver to 8-4 after 7:00 PM!

Larry: Well, that's stupid. I wonder why.

Wendy: Wait, I'm not done yet! That is, no one except No. 1 Chinese Food Restaurant. Who's up for that?

Everyone: I guess...

Iggy: Hey, what's-

Lemmy: Chicken and broccoli?

Morton: You larger brained idiots don't know anything, do you? EVERYONE knows that it's a show by Hanna-Barbara about these two people or whatever that go around and have boring little adventures, and the devil's this one extra that shows up in every episode, and it's on Cartoon Network, and you can catch it weekdays at-

A giant foot lands on Morton.

Roy: Thanks, Doc (from Eek!Stravaganza)!

Doc: Anytime, Roy. THUNDERLIZARDS RULE!!!

Doc leaves.

Roy: Morton, you idiot, that's Cow and Chicken.

Everyone but Morton: Duh...

Morton: I can't... move.

Everyone but Morton: Ha ha ha. That's so funny.

Ludwig: Okay, but who's gonna call?

Everyone looks at Iggy.

Iggy: No way! I don't know what to say to them!

Morton: (better again) It's easy. Just start up a conversation and talk for hours.

Iggy: But I can hardly finish a-

Lemmy: (stepping forward) Sentence by myself!

Wendy: Listen genius, just ask for ten orders of Chicken and Broccoli and Moo Moo Gai Pan.

Two hours later Iggy comes out of the kitchen, crying hysterically.

Iggy: That was too hard! I couldn't understand what they were saying, and they threatened to use me in one of their recipes, just 'cause I got a semi-attitude with the scary phone guy!

Ludwig: Great job, Wendy. I told you Iggy wasn't ready to face talking on the phone yet.

Iggy: Shut up.

Wendy: No!!! It's "Sh'up"!!!

Iggy: Whatever.

Three hours later the Chinese food arrives.

Order Boy: That's, um, 21 gold coins and a one gold coin shipping fee.

Wendy: Ha ha!

Wendy walks away.

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