Flower Power

By Yoshiki

Artwork by Fried Rooster

"What makes those idiotic plumers so smart?" Bowser pondered, pacing back and forth. "Why, if I didn't know better, I'd think that they couldn't even tell left from right!"

Suddenly there was a knock on the door. Bowser opened it and Mario was standing on his door step. "Excuse me.." he began, "But can you tell me which way is left?"

Bowser sighed and pointed to Mario's left.

"Tankoo" Mario squeaked,sounding like a six year old.

Bowser called all of the Koopalings to a family meeting to discuss 'What made those Idiotic plumbers so smart'.

"King Dad, I think I have a solution to this crisis!" Ludwig shouted. "It may be those Power Ups they find in those '?' blocks! And I just so happen to have found a small collection of them right here!" Ludwig pulled out a small bag. "Lets see, Fire Flower, Star, Leaf, King Dad's Wallet, Tanooki Suit, Mushroom, and Frog Suit."

All the items were piled onto a table and each Koopaling was to take one. Larry took the Leaf, Morton took the Fire Flower, Wendy took the Frog Suit, Iggy took the Mushroom, Roy took the Star, and Lemmy took the Tanooki Suit.

"Well, I guess that leaves me with King Dad's Wallet!" Ludwig smirked.

Everyone then marched towards the Princess' castle.

"Hey, where's my wallet? LUDWIG!!!!!!"

"Hey, lets try out these items!" shouted Iggy.

"Yeah!" echoed the rest.

However, there were some technical difficulties at first...

"This Raccoon Suit is too big!"

"What do ya mean it only lasts 30 seconds?"

"I only grew half an inch taller!"

"Ack! I have a fuzzy tail!"

"Ew! I look ugly in this amphibian get up!"

"How come this power comes with these strange red overalls and white-T?"

"2,000,000 coins? Come on, thats not even half as much money as I have!"

After an hour of bickering, they finally reached the castle. Iggy ran up to the door and tried to open it. "It's locked," he muttered.(Actually, it was really unlocked, but Iggy wasn't strong enough.) Morton shot a fireball at the door, incinerating it, and they stepped inside. Unfortunately, it was a very small inside because there were a ton of doors blocking the way. "This is gonna take a while..."

Ten hours later...

"Are we there yet?" the twins whined.

Morton had blasted though a bazillion doors and they were still trying to get in. Suddenly they heard a rumble and the door in front of them was shaking. "RUN!" they all bellowed, dashing out of the way.

Just barely after they had escaped, the door came crashing down, revealing the inside of the castle. Wendy was standing by the open original doors.

"How?" asked Larry.

"Simple, I used the Frog Suit to swim in the moat and went through the underwater door (Mario 64). Peach was redecorating the castle and was trying to decide which door to use.

Everyone grunted and headed inside. Since Peach was redecorating, the long stairs leading to the dining room (Where else would Mario be?) were blocked off by a "Plumber Line, do not cross" sign. Instead, Larry and Lemmy flew to the top, Wendy
hopped, Ludwig built a staircase out of coins, Morton used the fireballs as boosters, Iggy ate a bazillion more Mushrooms and just barely reached the top, and Roy just used a star and dashed right through the line.

They all stood in front of the dining room doors, and Ludwig took out a credit card (substitute for a trumpet) and yelled, "CHARGE IT!".

Everyone burst into the dining room, catching the Marios eating spaghetti. But instead of yelping in terror...

"Pass the salt, Luigi."

All the Koopalings: *Anime Sweatdrop*

"Hellooooo... We're here to take over the castle and you two are eating spaghetti!" Lemmy whined.

"So?" Luigi grumbled.

All the Koopalings: *Anime Faint*

When all the Koopalings came to they found that the Marios had tied them up in spaghetti. "Foiled again by another Anime
expression overload!" Ludwig grunted.

"Uh, Ludwig..." Larry mumbled.

"What?" Ludwig snapped.

"Well, since when have we failed by an Anime expression overload?"

Ludwig emmitted another grunt as the Koopalings hopped home, since they were all tied up.

"King Dad?" Iggy muttered. All the Koopas were having another meeting.

"Yeah?" Bowser grimly replied, still upset that they were defeated by a noodle.

"I was thinking, if those plumbers are so idiotic, and they beat us every time, then how idiotic are we?"

All the Koopas stare blankly at the camera, while Twilight Zone music plays in the background.

The End

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