The Time Machine

By Matthew

 
One day, Lemmy and Iggy are just walking to their rooms. For some reason, they decide to go to the attic.

Lemmy: Iggy, why did we come up here?

Iggy: Beats me.

Roy comes up.

Roy: Why did you sneak into my room and raid the safe?

Iggy: We were-

Lemmy: -Hungry.

Roy: I'm going to get you both!

Roy charges headfirst and they get out of the way just in time. Roy puts a hole in the wall

Roy: That's smarts!

They realize that the room is an old room that had been blocked off, and that explained why the attic is so much bigger on the outside than on the inside.

Lemmy: Wow! Most of this stuff I've never heard of!

They call their siblings up to the attic.

Iggy: Why are all of these boxes stacked against the wall?

They spend over three hours hauling the boxes to a storage room in the basement.

Bowser: What are you doing?

Kids: Nothing.

Bowser, Clawdia, Susan, Karma, and Nick all go up to the attic with the Koopa Kids.

Lemmy: Why is this dial set for Earth time? I understand Earth time, but why on Plit? Anyways, it's set to 2000, let's type in 100,000,000, and it should add that on.

They do so and are sent to a time of wonder and amazement, when there are few old world animals. The only old world animals are the Koopa Troopas, which now come in hot pink, grey, orange, and purple.

Bowser: Oy! We have landed in a weird time!

Suddenly, they spot the weird frog/human/bear who stole the camera (from an Interview). They take the camera from him.

Creature: Eh! Mi you stupid liew baqui dool!

They run and take the camera to the time machine, which they find has stopped working. They attach the camera to the engine and the time machine works again.

Susan: Hurry! He's coming with a boulder!

They set it for 250,002,000.

Lemmy: What are those things? They look like... um... they don't look like anything in particular.

They end up being Congei, these weird purple Koopa-like things which don't have a shell but have spikes all over their backs and giant eyes, and they're so big that they can easily mangle the super doomship, which is about five times larger than Ginko's doomship.

Congei: Iu mei mik noq misk poie vous thvw!

Bowser: Let's not mess with that beast.

Congei: Ruah!

He charges at them. They push 0 on the buttons and set the dial to a more recent time, the year 4000.

Karma: This should be less weird than what we've seen.

Lemmy: What? Our castle is still here?

They explore the castle; it looks less grim and a bit more cheerful, in a victorious sort of way.

Ludwig: By my observations, we have conquered Plit in these future times.

They notice that Dark Land is not as dark, Pipe Land is less cluttered with Piranha Plants (because there is no need for them sice the Koopas rule the world), Ice land has more ice on it than ever, Frosty the Snowman is living still, Sky Land is beyond huge, Giant Land is a bit more humid, Water Land is a little bit less wet but almost the same, Desert Land isn't quite as dry and hot, Grass Land has tons of grass and plants, and the Mushroom Kingdom is very different. Peach's castle is larger and the Mushroom Kingdom looks more like any Koopa Country than a Mushroom territory. Everyone seems to be a Familikoopist.

Bowser: We rule Plit?! I could live here forever!

All of a sudden, they see a doomship that looked familiar. It is Ginko's doomship, only more high-tech. Then they see one of Ginko's descendants as he lands the amazing doomship and walks out.

Descendant: Ha ha ha! I am Migov, and we, the Ginkos, are declaring mutiny against Koopa rule!

Bowser: So we do rule Plit at this time!

Migov: Yes! And we're declaring mutiny!

With that he gets in his ship and begins firing.

Time Travelors: Let's get out of here!

They warp to Dinosaur Land and it looks like the Koopa Kingdom, but Sarasland looks worn down and dumpy; it is ruled by the Tatangas.

Sonic Descendant: Hey! This planet is totally uncool!

The Koopas tie Sonic to a pole and make him watch Barney until he goes insane.

Sonic Descendant: Woah! Dude, this is very uncool!

They leave Sonic's descendant to go insane and check out Wario Land, which is now named Koopa Land (in the year 4000) because it is the site of a big Koopa community and the Warios only have 1/3 of the land.

Migov: Ha ha! I got you now!

They warp back to the time machine and take it to the year 5000, and notice that it's not too much different, except that there is a war beginning between the Ginkos and the Koopas.

Bowser: Let's get out of here.

They check out 6500, in which the happy tone of the 4000s and 5000s and early 600s is gone. The Ginkos have taken over and are ruining Plit. There's so much smog, so much dirty, black water… it's a horrible sight to see. They check out 8000, which is worse. The Ginkos and Koopas have mostly colonized other planets, the Mushroomers are gone, and it is eerily silent.

Larry: I really don't like the future for us Koopas from 6500 on.

They take the machine back to 3000 and the happy scenes return, but the Ginkos aren't fighting the Koopas yet. They keep going back and see that around 2400 the Koopas finally rule Plit. The reign of the Koopas is from 2400 until 6200, but the reign of the Ginkos is only from 6200 until 7500; this shows that the Koopas are better leaders of Plit than the Ginkos.

Iggy: Let's stay here!

Morton: WEDDING CAKE!!! Let's stay!

Wendy: Yeah, I agree!

Lemmy: It's happy and victorious now, but it'll get boring after a few weeks. Besides, this isn't out time. Let's all get back in the machine and take it back to 2000.

All Others: Okay, you do have a point here.

Ludwig: Wait! Let's take an educational trip back to where the Koopas began!

They take the time machine back to the year 1000 and then type in -10,000 in the keypad; the dial goes from 0 until 10,000.

Bowser: So this is what Koopas were back then…

They notice strong, heavily built Koopas, merely a small nation within Dark Land, which is at the time Kingdom of the Koopa. They speak in the language which is the forerunner of Koopaish.

All: Wow!

Nick: Now I know what the forerunner of Koopaish is; it's a language called Koopire.

The take some old books written in Koopire and stuff them into the time machine along with some artifacts.

Iggy: But I want to go back to the time when the Koopas began!

They set the time to -20,000,000.

Ludwig: Fascinating!

They see the first Koopas, large turtles that walk on their hind legs and don't really speak any language. They are the forerunner of the modern Koopas.

Wendy: Wow! But where's the ice? I need to put on some make up!

Ludwig: The Ice Age was 1,000,000 years before this!

Lemmy: I'm tired of traveling to past and future times; let's go to modern times.

Ludwig: But first, let's go to where we had the world but a certain king took some of it.

They go to 1824, when the Koopas almost rule, but the first Mushroom war has been won by the Mushroomers.

Bowser: Let's go!

They go to the year 2000 and take the camera and keep it in a box.

Lemmy: I have an Interview to do.

Lemmy goes into the studio and the audience has assembled for his latest Interview

Lemmy: Today I'm going to interview Playful.

Nobody comes out.

Lemmy: Playful, where are-

Playful jumps on Lemmy's head and the audience laughs.

Lemmy: That's it! Interview over! End transmission!

The camera stops.

That evening…

Lemmy: How could our sights contradict what we saw last time? Ah, we must have either done something right lately, or popped out in Dinosaur Land in the year 2200.

So all of the Koopas go to sleep.
 

The End

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