Super Mario RPG: The Untold Battles

By The Three Stooges

 
Chapter 21: Fight Against EvilKoopaTroopa520

Lemmy: So, how do you feel now KT520?

KT520: Better now I guess.

Iggy: Woah! Check out that black dust! It came from the Forest of Illusions!

The black dust covers KT520.

KT520: AHHHH! Get it off!

Iggy: What's happening?!

KT520 (in a deeper voice): Nothing but another fight!

Larry: Here we go again!

Battle Starts.

EKT520: I'll take those!

EKT520 takes the Mario and Zelda talisman.

Iggy: Hey! Give them back!

EKT520: Why shuold I?

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Battle!

Let's make it short...

EKT520: Let's play follow the leader!

EKT520 jumps to the roof of the building. Group three catches up.

EKT520: Get him boys!

Groups of Ninjis come.

Larry: What do we do?!

Iggy: Fight to the death!

Lemmy: I don't know karate, but I am karazy!

Iggy: What's new about that?

Battle Music: Everybody was Kung Fu fighting!

Iggy - 3 ninjis - Punch punch toss kick

Battle Music: As fast as lightning!

Lemmy - 10 Ninjis

One ninji takes out a whip and ties it around Lemmy's wrist. Lemmy swings down and ties up all ten ninjis and drops the whip into a bucket of water. Did I mention the whip is electric?

Ninjis: AhhhhhhhHHHh!!!

Battle Music: Shoot! Forgot the lyrics, fill me in would ya?

Ninjis with nunchucks come after Larry. Since Larry is so fast, he makes them fall off the building. Forgot to mention that he stole their wallets.

Ninjis: Aw nutbunnies!

One ninji throws some ninja stars at Lemmy, but Lemmy does that matrix thing. Then Iggy comes and kicks that ninji across the face. Now all the ninjis are defeated.

EKT520: ****, you defeated my ninjis, I summon Shiva! Diamond Dust!

EKT520 casts frost. Almost killed Larry, but Lemmy absorbed it.

Iggy: That's the best you can do? I summon Titan, Rage of the Earth.

Iggy casts Earthquake. EKT520- 9999 Damage.

EKT520: Nooo!!! I'm losing! Losing! (the witch from Wizard of Oz impression)

******

Lemmy L3, Lemmy learns Ice Wall
Iggy L3, Iggy learns Karate Chop
Larry L3, Larry learned Hiryuusou (dragon weed)
******
Retrieved the Mario and Zelda talisman.

The black dust faded away from KT520.

Lemmy: Feeling better?

KT520: Yeah.

Chapter 22: Attack of the Thorn Weeds

DK: Need water!

Ludwig: We would've gotten water if Mr. Icantremember knows how to be a plumber, not an apprentice.

Daisy: Leave him alone.

DK: I don't want to scream, but there's thorn bushes up ahead.

All: Huh?

Luigi: We're gonna die!

All: AHHHHH!!!

The doomship goes through the thorn bushes, then stops. The mysterious Koopa returns again.

???: So, trying to get through here huh?

Ludwig: Who are you?

???: You wanna know?

Ludwig: Yeah.

The mysterious Koopa takes off his trench coat and sunglasses, revealing Jazzman.

Jazzman: You know, it's going to take a miracle to cut these vines.

Ludwig: Why were you in that trench coat?

Jazzman: I was helping your other brothers and sisters.

Ludwig: Why didn't you go with them?

Jazzman: I was afraid I would cause something horrible.

Ludwig: What? That curse? That's foolishness.

Jazzman: Well thanks, I also brought Karma to cut these weeds.

Ludwig: You're not afraid that she's going to rip your hair off?

Jazzman: Not exactly.

Karma: More people, great, I'm getting too tired here!

Daisy: Take a rest, we'll finish it up.

Jazzman: I don't think you can.

DK: Why?

Jazzman: Cut these vines and they grow back.

Ludwig: It looks like it spread over this whole continent.

Luigi: We need to protect the world. If this continues, the whole world will be covered in vines. We must stop the imbalance.

Ludwig: So you regained your memory, right?

Luigi: Not exactly.

DK: Let's just take a rest back at the doomship and plan our next move.

They rest at the doomship. Vines are coming out of the ground and covering the doomship.

Karma: What's going on?!

Vines grab Jazzman and Karma.

Chapter 23: Fight Vejie

Giant Plant: I am Vejie, you shall die here!

Combat!

1. Vejie
2. Spore
3. Ludwig
4. 10 damage
5. 56 HP
6. Poisoned
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1. PSN Ludwig
2. Mix
3. Vejie
4. 360 damage
5. 490 HP
6. Mixed two dark matters into Shadow Flare
7. 10 damage to Ludwig
8. 46 HP
******
1. Daisy
2. Pure
3. PSN ludwig
4. 0 damage
5. 46 HP
6. Cured poison status
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1. Luigi
2. Fire Orb
3. Vejie
4. 100 damage
5. 390 HP
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1. DK
2. Build Up
3. Vejie
4. 0 damage
5. 390 HP
6. Getting ready for a powerful charge
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1. Vejie
2. Cure
3. Vejie
4. 30 HP up.
5. 420 HP
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1. Ludwig
2. Acid
3. Vegie
4. 10 Damage
5. 410 HP
6. Vejie's HP is going down.
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1. Luigi
2. Dragon Jump
3. Vejie
4. 0 Damage
5. 360 HP
6. Jumped up at the sky untill drops and hits Vejie.
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1. Daisy
2. Fast
3. DK
4. 0 damage
5. 90 HP
6. Speeds up
******
1. DK
2. Punch X 4
3. Vejie
4. 350 damage
5. 1 HP
******
1. Vejie
2. Fight
3. DK
4. 90 damage
5. 0 HP DK
6. Knocked out, Counter Attack
******
1. DK
2. Fight
3. Vejie
4. 3404453 damage
5. 0 HP
6. Big mistake Vejie, both DK and Vejie are knocked out.
******
Victory!
Ludwig L3, learned Fusion
Luigi L3, Learned Throw
Daisy L3, Learned Esuna (cures all status problems)

Chapter 24: Plants are back to normal

The Thorn Weeds started to go back to normal.

Luigi: Now we can continue.

Ludwig: Jazzman, Karma, why not the both of you join us?

Jazzman: What about the curse?

Ludwig: It's not true.

Karma: What about my temper?

Ludwig: Hey, it's useful for battle.

Jazzman and Karma join the group.

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