Chapter Thirty-Eight: Chill Factor
MARIO
The Crystal King turned towards me, sending me a glare that was as cold as ice. It felt like my insides were freezing. That murderous glare could pierce diamond. He blew a cold gust of air in my face, and I froze in place. I fell over backwards, breaking the ice and sending shards of ice everywhere. I shivered and breathed on my hands. The king saw I was tiring, and summoned three Crystal Bits. One Crystal Bit hurled itself at me and nailed me in the stomach. I gasped, trying to catch my breath, but another Crystal Bit penetrated my chest, before coming back and hitting me in the head.
I fell to the ground, gasping for air and holding my bloody chest. The ice touched it, and I screamed. I fell backwards, panting. The Crystal King grinned demonicly and walked over to me. He was conjuring something in his hand that resembled two giant snowflakes. My eyes bulged and I scurried back, hitting the wall. He had a diamond saw! He threw the two giant blades in the air, and one came towards me. I jumped over it, only to be sliced in the leg as it came back. "AAAAARRGH!" I fell to the ground. I looked up and saw the other blade coming for me.
I rolled to the side, and avoided it, but the blade hit into my sholder and dug into the muscle. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAH! So cold... everything... so... cold...." I got up, and stumbled, trying to keep up. The king motioned, and a prison of ice formed around me. I struggled for a while, but then drifted off...
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YOSHI
"STATIC E!" A wall of electricity came towards us. I jumped out of the way, and threw an egg at Bowyer, temporarily blinding him. He blindly shot multiple arrows into the sky. We saw the rain of arrows coming down at us. I ate a Bean Fruit quickly, chewing, and then swallowed. I threw a Neon Egg at the closest arrow, and they were all blown up before they could reach us. Bowyer jumped in the air like a mad jackrabbit, landing next to me. He punched, and I blocked, before punching his face and flutter kicking him.
I backflipped, kicking him in the face as I did, and landed. He ran towards at me, and I tripped him before landing on his back and twisting his arm. I felt something tap me and I looked around. One of Bowyer's arrows dug into my flesh. SHUNK! "ARG!" Bowyer took my temporary distraction and bottom-fisted me in the head, and I fell. Daisy tapped him on the shoulder, and uppercut him with her boxing gloves, sending him flying. I got up, and Luigi got on my back. I rode towards Bowyer full speed and Luigi charged a huge ball of electricity. He jumped in the air, and brought it down on the unsuspecting Bowyer.
Bowyer shot homing arrows at us, and I ran towards him, and then backflipped, causing his own arrows to blow up in his face. Bowyer spat and said, "Nyah! Strong you are! Stronger I am being!" Bowyer doubled in height, and spikes jutted out from his body. The new and improved Bowyer lunged at me, trying to tackle me under his girth, but I sidestepped him and shot my tongue out. Bowyer caught it in midair, and I gasped. He swung me around until I was dizzy. Peach tried to rescue me, but at that point Bowyer let go, and I went flying into Peach, knocking both of us down. Daisy came up to him and hooked him in the face several times, and then monkey punched him.
Bowyer swatted her away, and strapped a rather big arrow to his back. "Nyah! Try to survive this!" The huge arrow shot into the air, and then came hurtling down towards us. We ran and Peach opened a steel umbrella. BOOOM!!! The thing exploded with massive force. Shards flew towards us, but were deflected by Peach's umbrella. Peach and Daisy ran forward. Peach beat and slashed at the beast with her umbrella, and Daisy punched and kicked him. I ran foward and ate one of the arrows in Bowyer's quiver, and then shot it back at him.
Bowyer was pierced with the arrow and staggered back. I jumped into the air, and smacked him in the face with my tail several times. Mario came up from behind Bowyer and smashed him in the legs with his hammer. Bowyer moaned. "Nooo... Not go Bowyer will... NOT GO!!!" Bowyer jumped to his feet and spun around, sweeping me and the others off our feet. Bowyer tried to step on me, but I wrapped my tongue around his leg and bashed him repeatedly against the ground.
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MARIO
I reached within me, and summoned the strength I needed. I created a wall of fire, which melted my ice prison, then I shot a blast of fire at the Crystal King, who dodged and retaliated by shooting a blast of ice. I jumped over it, than shot a whip of fire straight toward the area where a head would be, if he had one. He backflipped and landed on the ground. He split into three, and the air started howling. He was creating a Blizzard! My vision was blurring. I couldn't see, and I was being ripped appart. I grit my teeth and closed my eyes. I charged two pyros in my hands and shot them straight into the center of the storm.
I heard something ignite, and a scream of pain. I opened my eyes as the blizzard calmed down, and saw the Crystal King swatting his robes and trying to put out the fire. His eyes locked on me and I saw unimaginable blind fury. He rushed foward and wrapped his sleeves around my neck. For a guy with no arms, he was pretty tough. I tried to shoot him with flames but he swatted my hand away. He held me in the air, grabbed my head, and ripped it off. He grinned as he was victorious. But then he frowned. My body was set ablaze on fire, and disappeared. The king turned around just in time for me to roundhouse kick him in the face with a foot on fire. He stumbled and fell.
He lay burning for a couple of seconds but then got up. "Huh? Where am I?" he said. "Mario? You relased me from the spell put on me by that priest? But I thought you were evil."
"Nah, that's just what Bowser wanted you to think. By the way, do you have a Crystal Telescope? I need it to get to Smithy."
The Crystal King nodded joyfully and pulled a small, sparkling telescope out of his robe. He handed it to me. "Here you go. Good Luck." I took it, and then fell over, blacking out.
Chapter Thirty-Nine: It Came from the Depths
LUIGI
I looked on with pride as Yoshi was beating the fungus (yeah, I know, overused) out of Bowyer, but my pride faded as Bowyer jumped on Yoshi's tongue and ripped it out of his mouth. "YOSHI!" I yelled. Yoshi fell to the ground, coughing up blood and writhing. I jumped over to him and gave him a 1-Up mushroom and the bleeding stopped. A couple of seconds later his tongue grew back in.
"Thanks, Luigi," he said. He swallowed a Bean Fruit and shot a Neon Egg. BOOOM! Bowyer stumbled back. Then he whirled around, shooting arrows everywhere.
One hit me in the arm, and I clutched it, pulled it out, and threw it away. I felt weird, but ignored it. I charged a massive thunder sphere, and hurled it at Bowyer. It hit him squarely in the chest and knocked him back several feet. Bowyer shot burning arrows at us, hitting the ground and sending small pillars of flame at us. I dodged but then he shot an electric arrow at me, and it stuck me to a hill. Electricity fried every part of my every body. I may control electricity, but it can still give me pain. I overcame it, and compressed the electricity from the arrow, hurling it at Bowyer. I unstuck myself, but found I was bleeding pretty bad, and I had scorch marks on me.
Bowyer was breathing heavily and so were we. "Nyah. Losing I am. Retreat I am doing!" Bowyer turned around and ran.
"That's right!" I said. "Go tell your boss Smithy, we're coming to kick his @%%!"
Bowyer opened a portal and Yoshi said, "Oh yeah, here's a going away present!" Yoshi threw a Neon Egg at Bowyer, and it knocked him through the portal. It closed up, and we climbed the hill. Peach said a few magic words, and a huge portal opened. Before I went I turned to the things I had known as Mario, Peach, and Daisy.
"Goodbye. I'll miss you," I said. Tears ran down my face.
Daisy smiled back. "Take down Smithy for us!" They waved as Yoshi and I walked through the portal. Then I fell down into nothingness. I heard Yoshi's voice, but could not see him. Then there was a rushing of air, and I woke up.
Yoshi was sitting next to me. I grabbed Yoshi's hand and helped him up. "C'mon, Yoshi, Smithy's gonna pay for what he did." We then walked towards the exit of the maze.
I yawned, and looked around. I was in bed, resting. Toadsworth came in and said, "Ah, Master Mario, you're awake." He walked over to my bed and put a tea kettle on the nighttable. "Two doctors from Shiver City said they found you in Shiver Snowfield lying on the ground." I smiled to myself. Thank's Crystal King. I got up and went for the door. "I take it you are feeling better," he said. I saluted him as I walked out the door. I had one last thing to do. Once outside the castle, I jumped in a warp pipe to my house. I ran inside, and unwrapped my Star Sword, from a couple months ago when I fought Slimer. I ran back outside and took a warp pipe to the Beanbean Kingdom.
When I got out, I took a route behind the trees and into a cave. "Hey, anyone home?" I asked. I looked and saw the Hammerhead Brothers sitting down, eating dinner.
"Hey! Mario? What brings you to these parts?" they asked.
"I need a hammer."
They nodded. "What do you think you could do with... this?" I held up the sword and they looked pleased.
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A couple minutes later I was holding my newly made Star Hammer. "How do you like it, Mario?" they asked. I shot a thumbs up, and left, back through the warp pipe, into the Mushroom Kingdom, and onto Pleasant Path. I held the last item up, and Smithy's face appeared once again on the moniter. He nodded, the item disappeared, and then the wind began to howl, and the Blade Ship landed. With vengeance on my mind, I boarded the vessel.
Chapter Fourty: A Dark Coven
MEWTWO90
We looked up to see what looked like a sky, but of course that was impossible, because we were in the stomach of a creature. Lava shot into the air, and the "sky" was green with streaks of black, red, and orange. The place felt like a sauna and looked like one too. There was red grass, and the trees were bare.
Slimer looked around us and whistled. "Wow. Where are we?"
Bow shivered and said, "Well, it looks like we're in the stomach of your brother. It must have been altered by Cackletta's dark magic. As far as I know, the inside of people's stomach's don't normally look this way." She fanned herself, due to the heat.
I spotted several things that looked like they were edible. I tapped Slimer and pointed at a nearby tree, where I saw the food. "Oh, yeah, sure, whatever." He shrugged. I grinned and ran over to the tree. I picked a couple of the things and put them in a pouch. The food looked almost like Plit's apples, but purple, and dotted. I returned to our group, and gave some to the others.
Bow looked at it funny. "I don't know... It looks odd.." She trailed off, and decided to store some in her dress for later use. We started walking and I saw a shadow behind me. I whirled around and shot a red pulse wave at it. It fell to the ground. There were more, and they did not appear friendly.
They were shadow-like creatures, and they had fangs that were dripping with fresh blood. They licked their lips hungrily. One leapt at me, but I sent it sprawling away with my tail. Slimer shot his Bill Blaster and blew one up. Bow cut multiple shadow creatures in half and laughed. "These things are patheti-" She was cut off when a large shadow creature came from behind the smaller ones, and pierced them with its fangs, devouring them. It turned towards us and licked its cheeks clean of blood. It growled and approached us.
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PEACH
I looked and saw Mario! He was on a monitor above my room, and was bravely walking up through the long winding hallways. I swooned. "Oh, Mario. You're so handsome when you're mad." I smiled and sat back on the cold, hard floor. Mario was going to rescue me. All I had to do was wait.
At that moment, the door opened and Yardovich walked in. "Ah, Princess. His Highness needs to see you," he said.
"Forget it, loser, Mario's here, and he's gonna save me." I folded my arms in a huff.
"Do I have to do this the had way?" He snapped his fingers, and two creatures came in the room. They were the jelly-like creatures with tentacles I had seen earlier. "Take her!" I screamed as they grabbed me roughly and put their tenaicles over my mouth. I kicked and flailed, but in vain. Yaridovich smiled evily, and leaned close to me. My eyes widened. "And girly, neither you, Mario, or any other clown on this little pathetic planet you call home can stop us." He threw back his head and laughed.
I was dragged along the floor and I growled. I bit one of the creature's tentacles and ran. Yardovich burned red with anger. "Don't let her get away, you fools, get her, GET HER!"
I ran around the corner and into a room. The creatures ran right passed us, and I sighed. "That was close."
"Ah, but it was, wasn't it?" I spun around and saw Smithy. He grinned. "You want to leave here, right? You want Mario to come and save you, kill me, and you live happily ever after? Well tough! Things don't always work out that way. I will kill Mario, and I will have him begging for mercy. And you, my dear, are coming with me!" He grabbed me roughly and threw me over his shoulder.
Mario, please hurry!
Chapter Fourty-One: Smithy's Army
MARIO
I turned a corner and saw Yaridovich standing there, along with a couple of tentacled creatures. He turned and grinned. "If I capture Mario, Smithy might promote me! ATTACK!"
The two tentacled creatures came at me, spinning like tops. A tentacle slapped me in the face. I took out my star hammer and hit it. I gasped in amazement as the creature went flying and crashed into the other one. They both did not move. Yaridovich looked almost as shocked as I did. He shrugged. "Oh, well. POWER UP!!!" Yardovich grew twice his size. His spear became even longer, and more wicked. The spikes on him enlarged, and became missiles. His arms connected and became a huge drill. His head expanded, and tentacles sprouted from it. I staggered back. This was not going to be easy.
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YOSHI
Luigi and I ran down the winding corridor. We were stopped by a large creature with an axe. It leaned back, then brought its axe down hard on us. We leaped to the side, and I threw a Neon Egg at it. It was cloudy, and then a fist came out of the clouds and knocked me down. The dust cleared and there was not a scratch on it. Luigi distracted it and shot orbs of thunder, which irritated the beast. It swung its axe at Luigi viciously. While it was distracted, I prepared another Neon Egg. Luigi was almost sliced in two, but dodged at just the right time.
Now Luigi led the creature over towards me, ducking and jumping. The creature opened its mouth and bellowed. I threw the egg into its mouth. It panicked, running around like a chicken without its head, then blew up. It fell to the ground, and we cheered. We jumped over the downed creature and continued on.
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MARIO
CLANG! I stopped the huge spinning drill with my hammer, and backflipped. I charged a ball of fire and threw it at Yaridovich. He stumbled back, and I smacked him with my Star Hammer. A blast of golden light came out of the end and hit him, making him scream in pain. I looked down at my hammer. "Huh?" That was new. What else could this hammer do?
Yaridovich pointed his drill at me, and shot a spray of acid at me. I rolled, than conjured a fire sword and threw it at him. He was pushed back, then he burst into flames. "Grr... WATER BLAST!" he said. A huge tidal wave came straight for me. It slammed me against the wall, and knocked my wind out.
I pointed my Star Hammer in the air, and felt a little better. "Amazing... It has healing effects." I pointed it at him, and a large golden fist flew out of it and exploded when it hit him. Sparks showered and flew. He closed his eyes. He split in two and rushed at me. I lifted the Star Hammer, and saw the real Yaridovich. I jumped over his head, and shot a blast of golden energy at his back. He spun around and swung his spear. I jumped over it, and landed. I swung my leg around, and kicked him in the side of the face.
"WILY WISP!!!" He shot a ball of red energy, which fell to the ground, disappeared, then exploded from underneath me. I hit the ceiling hard, and fell back down, my nose bleeding.
I ran forward, and wall jumped off him, sending him back. Then I spun around, with golden energy in my hand, and punched his leg. It completely shattered, breaking off, and Yaridovich screamed. I gasped. "Woah."
He moaned and shot a crazed look at me. "YOU DID THIS TO MY LEG!!! I WILL KILL YOU!!!" He leaped into the air with his remaining leg, and shot a missle at me, which blew up and rocked the ship.
"Hold on, now! Are you crazy?" I asked. He ignored me and shot several lazers from the air. Yaridovich was out of control now, and didn't care. He started shooting missles and lazers randomly. A hole appeared in the ground. "I'd advise you to stop," I said.
Yardovich grinned insanely as he cornered me. "Goodbye, Mario!!!" He shot another lazer, which I jumped over. He stumbled, tottered back and forth, and fell out the hole he had made.
I walked around it and frowned. "Shame."
I ran down the hallway, and collided with Yoshi and Luigi. I rubbed my head, and got up. "You guy's okay?" I asked.
"Yeah. Smithy put us into some kind of illusion, but we escaped," Yoshi said.
"Then let's go!" I ran along with Luigi and Yoshi in the next room.
As I entered the room, a Bill Blaster was raised to my head. "Put your hands up!"
I looked, and saw that it was Gaz, the Mushroomer child. I raised my hands.
"Drop your weapon!" he barked. I did as he said, but then shot a blast of fire at his hair. "Aah!" Startled, he dropped his Bill Blaster and it fell to the floor. I picked up my Star Hammer and stabbed Gaz. There was a flash of light, and a tentacled alien was standing there. Gaz was lying on the ground. I incinerated the alien with a golden blast, then we went over to Gaz.
He was perfectly unharmed and awake. "Was that inside me?" he asked.
"Not anymore, Gaz, not anymore." I turned towards him. I handed him a key. "Take this to the room, with the tubes. Use the key to get the people out, and open a warp pipe to Toad Town. I'm counting on you. Do you think you can do it?" I asked. He nodded, and ran off.
Wow, this hammer can expel darkness from people! That's amazing. I smiled at Yoshi and Luigi, and then entered the next room, unaware of what would happen next.
Chapter Fourty-Two: Shadows of Innocence
BOW
The huge creature growled, and leaped into the air. It came down with a thud, knocking Mewtwo90 over. The large creature closed in on him, but I threw my fans at his head. The fans sliced at him, and came back to me. It howled in pain, but then bounded towards me. Slimer took out his light sword and slashed at the beast. Its purple blood spilled upon the ground, and it spun around and smacked him with what looked like a tail. The beast had no eyes, so it gave me an idea. I picked up a rock, and hit it in the head. The beast lunged around, but could not find its prey.
That was what I had thought. Slimer took a boulder and put it in his Bill Blaster. He launched it, and it went through the creature's chest. It stumbled, then fell over, dead. Its blood slowly consumed the beast's body. We walked on, and we saw houses! Of cource there were no lights on. We went up to one house and rang the doorbell. The door creaked open, but there was nobody there. We went inside. It was very dark, and there were pictures on the wall. I turned and looked at a beautiful antique. It was a set of candles. I rubbed them, then blew to get the dust off. "Well, nothing here," Slimer said.
I thought he was right, and we turned around to leave. The door slammed shut. "Must be the wind," I said. I tried to open it, but found it was locked. "What the &^*&?" I asked.
"Well we are in an alternate demension inside my brother's stomach, anything's possible," Slimer stated. At that point the wind blew hard, and it grew even darker. The pictures on the wall began to rattle, and one candle lit itself. It was an eerie purple color. I gulped.
I am a Boo, and I can sense dark magic. One by one the spooky candles lit themselves until they were all lit. A shadow came out of the floor and leaped at me. I saw darkness. Then unimaginable pain. I screamed. This was the darkest magic I had ever come into contact with. I felt like I was being put through a blender, like I was being cut up. Then I felt... miserable, like, like I'd never be happy again. I was drowning in a pool of my own sorrow. Memories of my past coming at me. My mother's death... This whole horrible occurance... Rushing at me faster and faster...
Then, light! Air! I could breathe again. I was thrown into a wall. I looked around, and saw I was in a cell. In some sort of prison? I saw Slimer and Mewtwo90 in cells on opposite sides of me. Where are we?
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MARIO
I rushed into Smithy's throne room. "Smithy! I've come to fight you!" I ran forward.
He laughed. I saw him holding a Bill Blaster to Peach's head.
"MARIO!!! HELP!" she screamed.
"Don't take another step. Or I splatter your girlfriend," Smithy said.
I stopped. "Okay, I won't move. Just let her go!" I growled.
He grinned. "Certainly! Oh, and one more thing."
"What?"
"I lied."
He pulled the trigger, and I looked in horror as a bloody hole appeared in Peach's head. She fell to the ground. Princess Peach, was dead.
Chapter Fourty-Three: A Plumber's Love
MARIO
I stared, not knowing what to think. This couldn't happen. This could not be happening.
"Oops. I guess my finger slipped," Smithy grinned, as he kicked the girl's lifeless body.
I bent over and threw up. I clutched my stomach, and grit my teeth. I could feel uncontrollable tears running down my face. Soon my sorrow turned into fury. Unimaginable hatred. Rage welled up inside me, and I bellowed, "SMITHY!!! YOU ^$^%$&^%!!! I WILL KILL YOU!!! DO YOU HEAR ME?! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!"
Smithy snickered. "Big words... for such a small human." He raised his mallot. I ran at him, full speed. I brought down my hammer on his head, but he blocked it. For every blow I shot, he blocked. I swung like a madman, the only thing on my mind was revenge.
Smithy seemed annoyed. He parried, and hit me in the gut, hard, knocking my wind out. "YOU SICKEN ME, BOY!!! You are blinded by anger, and will never win this way. That is the problem with you pathetic humans. You find the one thing that makes their life beautiful and joyful, and if you take it away, they are destroyed. Completely and utterly... DESTROYED!!!" Smithy brought his mallot down on my head. Blood flew out of my mouth.
Smithy was right about one thing. I was too angry. I would never win that way, but I couldn't help it, she was the love of my life. And she had just been killed, by that... monster.
I kicked furiously at his face. He ducked and kicked my knee, breaking it and knocking me to the ground. He picked me up by the neck, before punching me in the face. "Goodbye, Human!!!" Smithy stabbed me through the heart with the blade on his mallot. It was a fatal blow.
No... I have let everyone down, was the last thing I thought before everything faded to nothingness.
"Mario? Mario?" I moaned. I heard a beautiful voice calling to me. An angel? I opened my eyes, and saw... Peach? Peach was dressed head to toe in a beautiful white dress. She smiled.
"Peach?" I asked. "I thought you were dead!" I panted.
"I am. And so are you." Her beautiful face glowed in a brilliant warm light that enveloped us both. I gasped, realizing what this meant.
"Peach... I can be with you! I can finally spend the rest of eternity with yo-"
"No."
I stepped back. "No?" I asked.
She faced me, a serious look on her face. "Mario, I woulld like you to stay here to, but, you can't." She lowered her head.
"Why... why not?" I asked. "BECAUSE!" I was startled by this. "You have a job! You are Super Mario! My people need you. You are the only one who can beat Smithy."
She sighed. "Mario. I love you, I always have, always will. You know that, and I know that, but today is not the time for love. Today is the time for liberation. I will always love you, Super Mario. And... you'll always be super to me."
She leaned foward, and our lips met. She embraced me, and I embraced her. As we kissed, I never wanted to let her go. But I knew I had too.
Peach stepped back. "I have just enough power to send you back. Oh, and Mario?"
"Yes?" "Kick Smithy's $#% for me, kay?" she said.
I grinned. "Will do."
Peach closed her eyes, and a glowing aura surrounded me. Then Peach faded.
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YOSHI
I couldn't believe this was happening. First Peach dead, then Mario. Luigi looked just as shocked. Smithy turned towards us. "Hmmn? Well this shouldn't be too hard." He grinned.
We prepared for battle. But then, I noticed something. There was a glowing light that surrounded Mario. He raised off the floor, and spun around, faster and faster. Luigi and I watched in awe, and even Smithy seemed confused. The light glowed brighter and brighter untill Mario was standing there, surrounded by a new, powerful presence. "WHAT?! NO! IMPOSSIBLE! I KILLED YOU, DARN IT, I KILLED YOU!!!" he raged.
Mario grinned. "If you killed me... how am I still here?"
Smithy's eyes turned red. "#@$$. WHY WON'T YOU STAY DEAD?! Well, no matter."
"I will kill you now, once and for all." He rushed foward, mallot raised. Mario sidestepped him, and then cracked him in the face with his star hammer. He went flying backwards several yards, into the wall. Smithy had a horrified look on his face: he was scared.
Mario grinned. "I'm sorry, weren't you going to kill me once and for all?"
Chapter Fourty-Four: The Demon's Den
SLIMER49'R
I banged against the steel bars of my cage, screaming to get out. "What kind of screwed up dimension is this?" I asked, frustrated.
I slumped down in defeat. I looked out the window at the green sky. I looked at Bow. She had given up escaping a long time ago. Mewtwo90 was nibbling on one of the strange fruit-like objects he had picked earlier. He was holding the bars, and they looked, worn...
"Hey, Mewtwo90, give me and Bow a piece of that thing!" I asked. Mewtwo90 gave me two, and I passed one down to Bow. I slowly bit into it. "Bleh!" It tasted horrible, but I forced myself to eat the whole thing. I raised my fist, and punched the ground.
A large hole was left in the ground, and my hand was not even harmed. "Whoa. Mewtwo90! Bow! Eat your fruit-like things!"
Bow eyed hers, before eating it in one bite, and gagging. Mewtwo90 ate it also. "Nothing's happening," they said simultaniously.
"Try to rip one of the bars off!" I said.
Bow did so, and was surprised when she crushed the bar in her hand. She was amazed. "What type of fruit thingy is this?" she asked.
Mewtwo90 wasted no time in punching through his bars. I bent the bars to the side, and jumped out. "Let's crack some skulls!" I said. The others grinned.
We approached a shadow guard from behind, and I put my hands over his eyes. "Guess who?" I asked.
"Ma? Is that you? After all these years? You went out to get the milk.. but you dissapeared!!! WAAAHH!!! Give your son a hug!" He whirled around. "You're not my ma."
I clunked him over the head with a shovel, knocking him out. The other guards noticed us. "Hey! Those guys beat up Bob! Let's get em! WE WILL AVENGE YOU, BOB!!!"
The guards rushed at us. I shot a Bill Blaster at one of them, splattering purple blood everywhere.
"That guy's armed!"
"No duh, genius."
"I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE INFORMATIVE!!!"
"Well, you're just a moron!!!" The two of them fought, and knocked each other out.
"Wow," I said. "That was random." We left the jail, only to find more shadow soldiers. Bow cut a couple in half with her fans, and Mewtwo90 focused his energy, and a couple of soldiers started dancing. "What did you do?" I asked.
"Made them believe they were ballroom dancers."
"Nice. How come you couldn't use that to take out Bowser?"
"Brainpower was too strong."
I stared. "Is that, like, your weakest power?" I asked. He shrugged.
More shadow soldiers came, but were mowed down by our arsenal. I threw a plasma granade at a soldier. "HOLY CRUD!!!" He ran around before exploding. More soldiers came from behind. I took out the Bonzai Bill Cannon 3000 that I had bought at Wal-mart.
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It is 6:00 AM at Wal-Mart, and many people are waiting for the huge savings they are about to get. The doors open. "HOLY CRUD!!! GREAT DEALS AND PRICES!!!" Several people rush forward, crushing a person's skull, legs, and about every thing else.
"I can't feel my legs!!!"
"YOU DON'T GOT NO LEGS,. BUBBA!!!"
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More and more shadow soldiers came and attacked us. I pointed my BBC3000 at one of them and fired. BOOOOOOOOM!!!BOOOOOOOOOM!!!BOOOOOOOOM!!! Three repeated Bonzai Bills were fired at them, and they were blown up. Bow's hair was standing on end. "Did you have to fire them so close to us?" She coughed smoke.
"Aw, quit your whinin'," I said. We walked down the road. There didn't seem to be any more soldiers. We looked up and saw the "sky". "So, where's Cackletta?" I asked. Bow shrugged.
"Looche, I can touche my noshe with my tounge," Mewtwo90 said.
"Ookay." I tried to ignore that.
We saw a light inside a building and people talking. "YOU LET THEM ESCAPE?!" a voice asked menacingly.
"*sniff...* They... hurt BOB!!!" the other said. We looked closer, and saw that it was Cackletta.
"I DON'T CARE, JUST KILL THEM!!!" the evil witch ghost bellowed. I tripped on a rock, and fell with a thud. "What was that?" she asked. An anime sweatdrop developed on my forehead. Bow covered my mouth. "Must've been nothing." She went back to talking. I sighed.
Mewtwo90 started to sing. "Biiig Girrls... Don't Criiiiaye-aye!!!" Cackletta whirled around and saw us.
"Hahaha! I've found you!" She laughed evily.
"Thank's a lot, big mouth!"
"You're welcome!" Bow and I smacked him in the head.
Cackletta glared evily at us, like a wolf hunting it's pray. "It's taken me a long time to finally find you. But it's all going to be worth it." She laughed. "EYA-HA-HA-HA!!!"
Although I was terrified, I prepared to fight, as thunder crackled against the green sky....