Super Survivor

By joshua

Joshua, Annoyingly Obnoxious Host: Welcome, small number of fans to… SUPER SURVIVOR! Our two tribes will be fighting for the prize of 1 googol coins. A googol is a number with 100 zeros after it! Think how rich the winner will be… Anyway, with me are my co-hosts:  Susan B. Koopa and Toad! As usual, when someone speaks to the camera, their job will be shown as well as their name.

Toad, Mushroom Retainer: Why can’t I compete?

Susan, Pain in the Neck: LARRY TO WIN!!!

Joshua: Riiiiiiiiight. SECURITY!!! You’re fired.

Five minutes later…

Joshua: Please welcome our new co-host: The King!

The King, King: This is gonna be fun!

Joshua: Right you are, King! And now, without further ado, I’ll introduce the tribes! On the Mario Meatheads tribe: Mario, Luigi, Wario, Waluigi, Yoshi, Peach, Daisy, aaaaand E. Gadd!

King and Toad: And on the Koopa Krushers tribe: Ludwig, Lemmy, Wendy, Roy, Iggy, Morton (nuts!), Larry, aaaaaaaand Josh Koopa?

Joshua: Nice try, my alter-ego. The real last person is Bowser!

Josh Koopa, Alter-ego: I’m your co-host too!

Joshua: What?! Whatever. Fine. Now our tribes will go into… that abandoned castle and stay there for about 42 days with one person being put out every three days. First, the hosts will make their picks on who they think will win and who will be taken out first. I think that Lemmy will win and Morton will be taken out first.

The King: I think that it’ll be Yoshi winning and Mario will go first.

Toad: I think Peach will win and Daisy will go first.

Daisy, Princess: YOU LITTLE *%£$%^!!!

Josh Koopa: Thank goodness for censoring. But yet again a biased pick. Toad would want Peach to win because he’s her servant. And isn’t Lemmy your favourite Koopaling, Josh? My picks are Wario or Yoshi to win and Morton to be first out.

Joshua, Annoyingly Obnoxious Host: I curse Ludwig for creating this guy! And now let’s hear a quote from each of the losers.

Mario, Plumber: It’s-a me, Mario!

Luigi, Plumber: I never win…

Wario, Strategist: Wario will be the winner!

Yoshi, Food Analyst: Yoshi hungry already!

Toad: You ate five minutes ago!

Waluigi, Scaredy Cat: I’m afraid of Survivor!

Peach, Princess: I’ll win because… I’ll win!

Daisy, Princess: I can’t let Peach win! She’s got a big enough head!

E. Gadd, Scientist: My genius will pull me through this one, yabbo, yabbo!

Ludwig, Inventor: My genius will pull me through this one!

Roy, Heavyweight Champion: I’ll pound anyone who gets in my way!

Wendy, Beauty Queen: If I don’t win I’ll scream!

Iggy, Punching Bag: I’m voting you off, Roy!

Joshua: Uh oh! Not this again! Only with Iggy this time. It’s gonna be a long Survivor…

Morton, Philosopher: I’ll win because I’m smart, handsome, genius, athletic, MMMF!

Josh Koopa: Thank you, Roy.

Roy: My pleasure!

Larry, Spy: Susan, I’m voting you off!

Joshua: Not this again… Larry, Susan isn’t in this one!

Larry: Oh, right. Yes!

Bowser, Tyrant: If I win I’ll takeover the Mushroom Kingdom!

Lemmy, Circus Performer: Why aren’t I presenting again?

The King: We’re all sick of you presenting shows and wanted you to see how it feels to be on Survivor.

Lemmy: Fair enough.

Joshua: Now in you go!

The 16 losers enter the castle and find their campsites…

Day 1
Mario Meatheads

Mario, Plumber: I’m the best!

Daisy: He’s going first. For sure. After Peach. Definitely…

Wario, Strategist: I have to form an alliance with four people to avoid getting thrown off the game. I’ll try Yoshi, Waluigi, Daisy and Gadd. Hey, Yoshi!

Yoshi: What?

Wario: Wanna form an alliance with me?
Somehow, Wario manages to create his alliance with those mentioned above. Meanwhile…

Peach, Princess: Unbelievable! We have only water and no food! I’ll starve!

Yoshi: NO FOOD!!! Yoshi doomed!

Yoshi runs around the room screaming like a headless chicken.

TV Station

Joshua: Shouldn’t someone have come to tell them about tomorrow’s Reward Challenge by now?

The King: What?

Joshua: Oh, for the love of…

Toad: We couldn’t afford it. We had to rent this castle and it cost loads. Buckets of coins!

Josh Koopa, Alter Ego: I disguised myself as the rent man and took those coins. Using the castle was free! Ha Ha! Suckers! This makes things harder for the tribes.

Koopa Krushers

Iggy: I’m voting you off, Roy!

Roy, Heavyweight Champion: If he does that, I’ll pound him more than usual!

Bowser: *sigh* Let’s talk comfort otems. What did everyone bring? I brought my magic wand.

Ludwig: King Dad! You can magic up some nourishment for us to feast on! I brought my diamond saw.

Lemmy: What good will that do? I brought my ball, of course. Oh, and he said you can magic up some food to eat.

Ludwig: We can cut our way through walls to find a) bathrooms and b) the Mario Meatheads’ campsite so we can sabotage them to stop them winning Reward and Immunity Challenges.

Bowser: That is evil and despicable! I’m so proud!

Roy: I brought duct tape. For obvious reasons.

Roy looks at Morton.

Wendy: Joshua said I could only have one piece of makeup so I brought my lipstick. How come you’re wearing your sunglasses, Roy?

Iggy: Why? Joshua said my glasses counted as my comfort item.

Wendy: I need to look beautiful and I feel the best piece of makeup for the job is my lipstick.

Roy: I forc… er… persuaded Joshua to let me have them.

Ludwig: Hey, something just occurred to me.

Larry: What?

Ludwig: My Metbond. Why aren’t I in serious pain? I must be 1,000 miles from Karma.

TV Station

Josh Koopa: He’s got a point. Why isn’t he in pain?

Joshua: Karma is in the castle! I knew about Ludwig’s Metbond so I had to keep him safe so no one had an advantage or a disadvantage. Ludwig thinks he’s 1,000 miles away from her. She’s only five meters away, in a secret room adjacent to the Koopa Krushers campsite! Also, don’t believe everything you hear. Roy forced me to let him have his sunglasses as well.

Josh Koopa: I can’t believe you let Roy have two items.

Joshua: He threatened to kill me, you idiot. Roy isn’t known for his negotiation skills…

Koopa Krushers

Morton: I brought, brung, have with me…

All Koopa Krushers except Morton: GET TO THE POINT!!!

Morton: A pen and paper so we can note down the poem from the Guy.

Larry: Good thinking, Bro! I brought a Fire-Steel. Earth Vikings used these to start fires. Thought it might be handy.

Roy: How’d a wimp like you get that?

Larry: Found a warp pipe and used Ludwig’s time machine. Isn’t that right, Kooky?

Ludwig: I wondered where that went…

Mario Meatheads

Wario: Okay, so we’ll all meet tonight at midnight to discuss whom we’ll vote to kick off if we lose the Immunity Challenge.

E. Gadd: Sounds logical, yabbo yabbo!

Yoshi: Yoshi think pressure of no food getting to E. Gadd too!

E.Gadd: It is not! I always talk like this, yabbo, yabbo!

Waluigi: All right then, but I’m afraid of midnight!

Daisy: All right, but I say we put Peach off! Then Mario!

Peach, Princess: Wario’s up to something. I just know it…

At midnight…

Wario: Any nominations as to who we vote off next time we lose a challenge?

Daisy: PEACH!!!

Waluigi: Quiet! You’ll wake them up.

Daisy: Not likely! Peach and Mario are two heavy sleepers! Dunno about Luigi, though…

Wario: If he wakes up we’ll recruit him into our alliance. The more, the merrier. Any other nominations? No? Well then, Peach it is.

Luigi: Whassat?!

E. Gadd: Oh no! Luigi! Yabbo, yabbo!

Wario: Hey, Luigi… Wanna join our alliance?

Luigi, Plumber: Alliance? Why?

Cameraman: So there’s less chance of you getting put out!

Luigi: Sounds good, Wario!

Wario: Excellent. Now you have to vote for Peach when we lose the challenge in two days. Well, tomorrow really since it’s now Day 2.

Day 2
Koopa Krushers

Iggy: Roy, I’m voting you off!

Roy: If you do, I’ll pound ya!

Iggy, Punching Bag: I don’t care as long as he gets voted off…

Roy: Here’s a taste of what I’ll do to ya if ya vote me off!

Roy proceeds to beat the snot out of Iggy. Bowser eventually stops him and throws him into the wall.

Bowser: Sorry, son. I’m just a little cranky. I didn’t get any sleep last night. Morton can’t keep his yap shut even when he’s sleeping!

Morton, Philosopher: I will win even if I do keep people awake, not asleep, up…

Cameraman: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…

Roy shuts up Morton with his duct tape.

Bowser: Now, tomorrow, when we lose the Immunity Challenge, EVERYBODY is going to vote Morton off, right?

Morton: Yes, dear King Dad! Because Morton is an annoying, talkative Koopa who never shuts up. Hey, wait! I’m Morton, that smart, handsome, athletic genius…

Roy uses the duct tape again. Everyone applauds.

Wendy, Beauty Queen: I wish the Guy would come and read us the poem about… well, anything! I’m so bored. Even with Lemmy and his funny jokes.

Lemmy: Hey, Wendy! Didja hear the one about the idiot who broke his leg while rakin’ leaves? He fell out of the tree!

Wendy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Cameraman, Cameraman: This is gonna be a long day…

Toad: Hey losers! Time for the Reward Challenge! Follow me!

Mario Meatheads

Daisy: Let’s talk about our comfort items. What did everyone bring? I brought my mirror in case those Koopas try to spy on us.

Luigi: Good thinking, girlfriend! I brought my lucky wrench. Just in case we need to do plumbing!

Luigi leans over and kisses Daisy. She blushes bright red.

Peach: Disgusting! I brought my crown. I need to look pretty and this crown highlights my beauty.

Wario: Jeez! She’s worse than Wendy sometimes! I brought 100 coins so I don’t get bored. I can count these for hours on end! Watch. 1… 2… 3… er… What comes after 3? I’ll start over! 1… 2… 3…

Cameraman, Cameraman: This is gonna be a long day…

Mario, Plumber: I agree…

Mario: I-a brought-a my hammer!

Waluigi: That’s just stupid. I’m afraid of hammers! So I brought my comfort teddy! I cuddle it and all my fears melt away.

Yoshi: Aww! Yoshi also bring comfort teddy. Make Yoshi feel better when sad.

E. Gadd: I brought my toolbox, yabbo, yabbo! In the hopes that I could create an invention to help us win Immunity and Reward Challenges, yabbo, yabbo!

TV Station

Joshua: How could you let him have all those tools?! This gives them an advantage!

Josh Koopa: Relax. I took all his tools out and left him with the box. That counts as his item. The tools counted as items as well.

Joshua: I see Ludwig gave you my keen logic when he cloned you from me.

Josh Koopa: And your brains as well!

Joshua: NO KISSING UP!

Mario Meatheads

E. Gadd: Oh no! I don’t have my tools! I can’t create inventions anymore! Yabbo, yabbo!

The King: Come on, you lot! Now what was I supposed to tell you? Oh, yeah! It’s time for the Reward Challenge!

Reward Challenge

The challenge is in a field with two sticks at either end.

Joshua: I trust everyone had a good two days? Good. Now, the challenge. Your job is to race from one stick to the other in groups of two that have been picked randomly, one loser from each tribe. The tribe that has the most wins will win this… luxury toilet and toilet paper roll! Now the races:

Wario Vs. Bowser

Bowser starts with an early lead as Wario’s weight is slowing him down. Wario then sees Mario running after him with his lips puckered. Wario runs faster than Sonic over the finish line, just before Bowser.

Josh Koopa: That was weird. But Wario wins so it’s 1-0 to Mario Meatheads!

Peach: Nice one, Mario!

She kisses Mario on the nose.

Peach Vs. Morton

Morton: Hey, why do I have to race this smelly, ugly, goody-goody…

Peach has already run over the finish line while Morton continues to talk.

Toad: The princess wins! YAY! It’s now 2-0 to Mario Meatheads.

Mario Vs. Lemmy

Joshua: As a handicap for this challenge, Lemmy will be allowed to race on his ball, since he can’t really walk.

Wario: That’s not fair!

Joshua: Too bad! I make the rules here.

Mario runs backwards and crashes into an electric fence. Ouch. Meanwhile Lemmy has crossed the finish line.

Peach: YOU IDIOT! HOW COULD YOU LOSE THAT ONE?!

Mario: E=mc2!

Luigi: What was that?!

Mario: Pumpkins!

The King: Ugh! I thought Mario had actually got smart for a minute there. Oh well. Koopa Krushers win so it’s 2-1 to Mario Meatheads.

Joshua: Maybe Lemmy didn’t need the handicap…

Daisy Vs. Wendy

Wendy has the lead because Daisy is tripping over her dress. Wendy then gets her high heels stuck in the ground and Daisy hitches up her dress and overtakes her, crossing the finish line.

Joshua: Daisy brings her tribe up to a 3-1 lead! Can the Koopas come back? We’ll find out after a word from our sponsor

Bowser: Would you like to own one of the best-looking Mario games to date? If so, get Paper Mario 2 today! I’m not the bad guy! Really, I mean it! It’s some guy called Grodus…

Joshua: That’s it? We got paid 10,000 coins to broadcast that! Sweet! Back to the Reward Challenge!

Waluigi Vs. Iggy

Waluigi is, of course, scared of the track so Iggy wins by a country mile.

Josh Koopa: Easy victory for Iggy, bringing his tribe up to 3-2! They’re still losing, but you never know!

E. Gadd Vs. Ludwig

Toad: I’m looking forward to this one. The geniuses going at it. This will be good…

Ludwig is too fat to run fast but E. Gadd is having a hard time with his old age. The race goes on for an hour until both cripple with exhaustion. Ludwig is closer to the line so…

Toad: Looks like Ludwig wins! We’re tied at 3-3!

Luigi Vs. Larry

Luigi’s tall frame is keeping him back as the wind is blowing heavily. Larry is small and streamlined, so he can run fast. Larry wins by half the field.

The King: Well, Larry won so the Koopa Krushers are in the lead 3-4! The Mario Meatheads need to win to get to the tiebreaker.

Yoshi Vs. Roy

Yoshi is so fast he nearly trips. He gets to the finish line but Roy throws his roll of duct tape and trips Yoshi. Roy prances over the finish line.

Joshua: With a girly prancing win, Roy brings the Koopa Krushers to 3-5 and gives them the win! Koopa Krushers win the toilet and toilet paper!

Mario Meatheads

Mario, Plumber: I’m just acting stupid so nobody thinks that I’m a threat. I know about Wario’s alliance and they’re planning to get rid of the princess. I also know that they’re planning to meet tonight.

Wario, Strategist: I can doublecross my alliance any time I want. My plan is to tell the princess that an alliance is planning to take her out but don’t tell her I’m part of it and we can vote together against Mario. I then doublecross her and vote her off and nobody suspects anything… Well, time for the meeting.

Koopa Krushers

Iggy: I’m voting you off, Roy!

Roy whales on Iggy for an hour.

Iggy: I need to form an alliance with someone and I know who I can count on. Hey, Lemmy! Can we form an alliance?

Lemmy: Sure! We getting anyone else?

Iggy: Hopefully Morton and Wendy. We’ll vote off Roy. You get Wendy and I’ll get Morton.

Lemmy: Why do I have to get Wendy?

Iggy: I can stand Morton’s speeches and Wendy has a crush on you, so she’ll definitely want to be in an alliance you’re in. Oops. Did I say that out loud?

Lemmy: She does? Well, all right.

Lemmy is blushing redder than a tomato.

Iggy: Hey Morton! I know how you can save yourself tomorrow! Join me and Lemmy’s alliance! We’re voting against Roy and then King Dad!

Morton: Sounds good, fantastic, brilliant, exciting…
Meanwhile…

Lemmy: Wendy, would you like to join an alliance with Iggy, Morton, and I in it?

Wendy: Well, who are we voting off?

Lemmy: Roy.

Wendy: I’d love to.

Lemmy: By the way, Iggy told me about the crush you have on me.

Wendy: That’s not true!

Lemmy: But you’re blushing. And you’re being defensive.

Wendy: Who’s being defensive? I’m not being defensive!

Lemmy: You coming or not?

Wendy: Yeah, of course!

Meanwhile…

Morton: …athletic, smart, handsome, genius…

Iggy: MORTON! ARE YOU IN OR NOT?!

Morton: Yes.

Mario Meatheads

Wario: Ok. The reason that I called this meeting was to determine the name of our alliance. I think the Wario Meatheads! All in favor?

Alliance: Aye!

Wario: Ok then! We are now the Wario Meatheads Alliance!

Wario: First and only order of business… What’s gonna happen when we take out Peach and Mario?

Daisy: Win as many Immunity Challenges as possible, so the Koopas’ forces are weakened when we get to the last eight and we can gang up on them.

Wario: That’s fine then. Meeting adjourned.

Koopa Krushers

Bowser, Tyrant: I’m sick of this place and it’s only been two days. I guess I could handle another four though. I am really glad we won this toilet. I really have to go…

TV Station

The King: Is that toilet connected to plumbing?

Joshua: Budget cuts. Do the math. That toilet ain’t connected to anywhere. It’s gonna get very smelly in the Koopa Krushers’ place…

Josh Koopa: How’s Karma?

Joshua: Fine, I think. We need to take better care of her than the losers. Which isn’t saying much, really…

Toad: What’s with all these alliances popping up?! Wario’s even has a name!

The King: It’s part of the game, Toad. (Numbskull! Dimwit! Idiot!)

Toad: I hear you, you know.

The King: Go to commercial!

Weird Voice: Why is Billy sad? Is he hungry, hurt, or maybe just… bored! Introducing the Nintendo DS! The first ever console with… two screens! Early editions come with a demo of Metroid Prime Hunters! You can also buy SM64 for it! Buy one today!

Billy: Now that I’ve got the Nintendo DS, I’ll never be bored again! Thank you, Nintendo!

Joshua: That stunk, to be honest. Everyone I know has a DS.

Josh Koopa: Not everyone…

Joshua: I don’t believe it. My alter-ego is probably the only person on Plit who doesn’t have a DS!

Day 3
Koopa Krushers

Iggy: Roy, I’m voting you off!

Lemmy, Circus Performer: This is really getting old.

Bowser: We have to lose the Immunity Challenge today, so we can get rid of Morton.

Wendy: NO! We have to get rid of Roy! He’s, err… a spy! He’s a good guy in disguise.

Bowser: What?! Roy, you’re outta here!

Roy: I swear by DAD that I’m no spy, King Dad!

Bowser: After some deliberation, I have a decision. Anyone who doesn’t vote for Morton this week will be put in the dungeon when we get back to the castle.

Iggy’s Alliance: NO!!!

Roy: Yes!

Bowser: And we’ll get rid of Roy next time.

Roy: NO!!!

Iggy’s Alliance: Yes!

Larry, Spy: I haven’t said much these past few days, have I?

Stupid Cameraman: I dunno. I’m new. The other guy said he got fired.

Josh Koopa: Losers! It’s time for the Immunity Challenge.

Wendy: Why don’t we get a Guy to give us a poem like last time?

Josh Koopa: Two reasons: one, budget cuts; two, come with me or I’ll blow your head off!

Josh has a Barrage Cannon like the ones from Metal Arms: Glitch in the System. (Really great game that!)

TV Station

Joshua: Why do we bother? I don’t remember firing Cameraman.

The King: What?

Joshua: You are really smart sometimes but really stupid other times.

The King: What?

Joshua: For the love of… Never mind, we’re going to the Immunity Challenge.

The King: What?

Joshua bonks The King on the head with the hammer. Mario’s hammer to be precise.

Joshua: I can’t believe how easy it was to steal this from Mario.

Flashback…

A mysterious figure creeps into the Mario Meatheads’ campsite and makes his way to Mario’s sleeping bag. He looks around and sees Wario talking to most of the tribe. The figure takes Mario’s Hammer but drops it.

Bang!

Luigi: Whassat?!

E. Gadd: Oh no! Luigi! Yabbo, yabbo!

The figure grabs the hammer and leaps out the window he came in.

Joshua: I’ll give it back after the challenge.

Mario Meatheads

Mario: Hey! Where’s-a my hammer?!

Peach: You noticed now?

Wario: What do you mean?

Peach: It’s been missing for a day! I noticed it missing yesterday. I thought Mario knew so kept quiet.

Everyone bursts out laughing.

Yoshi: Mario?! Know something?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Mario: Hey! I happen to be smarter than most of you. I was only acting stupid!

After a short silence, everyone, including Peach, bursts out laughing. Toad has walked into the room and is also laughing.

Toad: Come on, everybody. Time for the Immunity Challenge! Mario smart! Yeah right.

Immunity Challenge

The challenge is at a river. There are two bridges over the river.

Joshua: Good afternoon, losers. Your challenge today sounds simple but is quite difficult. Each member of your tribe must cross the bridge that matches your color, red for Mario Meatheads, geen for Koopa Krushers. First tribe over wins. However, the bridges are very narrow and weak and will only take one member at a time. They will also not support any weight over 400 pounds, so anyone over that will have to find another way across by swimming or wading or something like that. That means you, Wario and Bowser.

Bowser: Nuts! I only weigh 1,000 pounds.

Mario: How did I manage to swing that in Mario 64?

Joshua: Was that a smart question from Mario?

Bowser beats the crud out of Mario. The Wario Meatheads Alliance cheers.

Joshua: Apparently not. The challenge begins… now!

Peach and Mario are the only ones standing up. They run for the bridge.

Mario: Ladies first.

He lets Peach go over the bridge first and then follows himself. Three hours pass and nobody else has moved. Joshua has had enough.

Joshua: THAT’S IT! MARIO MEATHEADS WIN IMMUNITY SINCE NOBODY ON KOOPA KRUSHERS HAS MOVED! GET OFF YOUR LAZY BUTTS NEXT TIME!

Josh Koopa: He has anger management issues.

Joshua: Koopa Krushers, I will see you at Mass Massacre. Mario, here’s your hammer back. I stole- er… found it lying around the castle. You should be more careful. You only get one item.

The King: What?

Toad: Go to commercial.

Mario: Buy Mario Party Advance Now! It’s the worst Mario Party ever!

Miyamoto steps on Mario.

Miyamoto: Don’t be thick! Buy Astro Boy instead! It stars a little boy with a machine gun! Give me a reason not to buy it! Astro Boy Omega Factor!

Mass Massacre

Joshua: Good evening, Koopa Krushers. As you know, tonight, one of you will leave Super Survivor.

Bowser: YES!

Josh Koopa: I thought you’d like to know how you’re going to go. You’re going to hop in that cannon, hit that target over there, and fall into a lake of Munchers.

Joshua: Now, vote. You’ll be voting in alphabetical order. Bowser, you’re first.

Bowser goes to vote.

Bowser, Tyrant: That annoying Morton has got to go. My vote goes to him.

Iggy goes to vote.

Larry goes to vote.

Lemmy goes to vote.

Lemmy, Circus Performer: I have an alliance. I’m sticking to it. Goodbye, Roy.

Ludwig goes to vote.

Morton goes to vote.

Roy goes to vote.

Roy, Heavyweight Champion: I’ll probably go next time anyway. But I ain’t going to no dungeon. Bye, Bro.

Wendy goes to vote.

Joshua: Ok, I have the results. I can tell you that, Morton, you have four votes, and Roy, you also have four votes. We’ll have a quiz. First person to answer two questions correctly stays. One, which two tribe members of the Mario Meatheads actually did the Immunity Challenge today?

Roy: Mario and Peach!

Joshua: Correct. Two, whose comfort item did I find today?

Morton: Mario’s. You found his hammer.

Joshua: Correct. This is the deciding question. Three, which two players had the same quote at the beginning of Super Survivor?

Roy: Ludwig and Professor E. Gadd.

Joshua: Correct. Morton, please get in the cannon. But first, in traditional Survivor fashion, please crack your staff on the head of the person you feel was most responsible for your eviction.

Morton cracks it on Roy’s head and gets in the cannon.

Roy: OW!

Joshua: Morton, the tribe has spoken. You are the first person to be evicted from Super Survivor. Goodbye.

Morton hits the bullseye of the target. Susan is strapped to it. Morton hits her in the head and falls down to the Munchers.

Morton, Philosopher, on being evicted: I will come back, return, re-enter- *BANG! THUD!*

He’s out cold.

Stupid Cameraman: Handy things, baseball bats, you know.

Joshua: Well, one loser down, 14 to go before we crown the winner. From me, Joshua, and from Toad, The King, and Josh Koopa, goodbye… See ya next time…

To Be Continued...

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