Luigi and Toad wait for Waluigi to get out of the Washroom.
Luigi: Hurry up in there!
Waluigi: Just a minute…
A flushing noise is heard, and Waluigi walks out.
Toad: Thank goodness!
Toad hurries back into the bathroom.
Waluigi: Okay, let's go!
Luigi: Did you remember to wash your hands?
Waluigi: Does it matter? I’m always wearing gloves!
Luigi: I guess not, but still...
Waluigi: I’m going.
Luigi: Hey! Wait for me!
The Luigis head off to the room indicated by Toad and the Gameboy Horror, and unlock the door. They go inside to another dark room with many candlesticks, a crystal ball, and another hunk of cheese.
Waluigi: Hey! Another hunk of cheese! You know what that means!
Luigi: That’s right! It’s mouse-catching time!”
Cue mouse-catching time fanfare!
Waluigi examines the cheese with his Gameboy Horror, and the Gold Mouse pops out. Luigi sucks it up, and then the money flies!
Waluigi: Yippee!
Luigi: Yay!
Waluigi: No money for you!
Waluigi shove Luigi out of the way and collects the Blue Jewel and a few dollars. Luigi tries to get some money, but Waluigi shines the light in Luigi eye, blinding him. The light hits the Crystal Ball and twinkles, and then suddenly, a ghost appears!
Waluigi: Great, another portrait ghost. Look, you, just save yourself the embarrassment and just show your heart to us.
Ghost: … Destiny chooses our paths…
Luigi: That’s pretty deep.
The Luigis walk up to the ghost on the opposite side from where she was sitting.
Waluigi: Okay, just who are you?
Ghost: I am Madame Clairvoya, seer of dropped items.
Luigi and Waluigi: Dropped… items?
Madame Clairvoya: That is correct. Possessions of other people awaken vibrations in my spirit… If you find someone’s dropped items, you should bring them to me. I will show the extent of my visions…
Waluigi: Yeah… We’ll keep that in mind… (to Luigi) Let’s get out of here.
Luigi and Waluigi leave Madame Clairvoya and walk into the next room. It has a giant mirror on the entire left-side wall. But before they have any time to notice it, the door behind them gets covered with thorns, like the other doors before it.
Waluigi: Oh no! I’m allergic to thorns!
Luigi: Don’t you mean you’re scared of them, like the many other things in this mansion?
Waluigi: No, I’m allergic to them, but we never got close enough to them for my allergies to kick in… AH-CHOO!
Waluigi sneezs himself across the room.
Luigi: Bless you.
Waluigi: Don’t give me any of that! I… *gag, cough*”
Waluigi is now being choked! Luigi doesn’t see anyone doing it, but then, he looks into the large mirror and sees that a Grabbing Ghost has got a hold him. Luigi quickly shines the light at it, and it immediately becomes visible. Once so, Luigi just as quickly sucks it up. Waluigi is catching his breath.
Waluigi (90): *gasp* That was close…
Luigi: … You're welcome.
Another ghost appears in the mirror, right behind Luigi. Waluigi doesn’t move a muscle, but it doesn’t matter, because Luigi quickly spins around and catches the ghost.
Grabbing Ghost: NO FAIR…
Luigi: You could pitch in any time now.
Waluigi: Nah, I’m good.
Two more grabbing ghosts appear and close in on them.
Luigi: I’ll take one, you take the other.
Waluigi: Actually, I’m still recovering from the last attack. I’ll just sit this one out.
So Luigi tackles the two ghosts by himself. Surprisingly, Luigi manages to suck them both up all by himself.
Waluigi: Well, aren’t you the lucky one?
Luigi: No, I actually work hard to get this good.
Waluigi: Hey! I can work hard and commit myself to many meaningful things anytime I want to! I just don’t want to!
A few more ghosts appear and are caught (it was relatively boring), then the lights go back on and a huge chest appears.
Waluigi: HOLY SNAP! Something valuable must be in something that big!
Waluigi rushes at it, so fast and recklessly, he bangs his nose into it, causing it to open. Out pops a small red, firey medal.
Waluigi: What is this?! This doesn’t look valuable at all!
Luigi walks over and pick it up. Then, suddenly, his Gameboy Horror begins to buzz. It is Prof. E. Gadd, again. This time, though, they can only see Gadd’s weird hair.
E. Gadd: Hey now, boys! What have you found there?
Luigi: Have you gotten shorter?
Waluigi: Or did you use a new conditioner?
E. Gadd: I did, actually, but the camera’s off center, just hang on for a sec…
E. Gadd appears to be jumping inside the screen, a slight adjustment, then Gadd is in his usual spot on the screen.
E. Gadd: Let’s take a look at that… Hmmm… Ohh… Ahh… I see… It’s…
Luigi: What? What is it?
Waluigi: And is it worth a lot?
E. Gadd: It’s a Fire Elemental Medal! Now you can use the Fire Element!
Luigi and Waluigi: Fire Element?
E. Gadd: Yes, sir, with that, you can now catch Fire Elemental Ghosts!
Waluigi: Finally, at long last! I can catch Fire Elemental Ghosts!
Luigi: Do you even know what a Fire Elemental Ghost is?
Waluigi: No, but I bet it’s cool!
Luigi: So… What is a Fire Elemental Ghost?
E. Gadd: Why, Fire Elemental Ghosts show up whenever you see fire, my boy! They’re the ghosts of fire, itself, if you will.
Waluigi: Told you they were cool. And the ghost of fire? That’s so cool.”
Luigi: I guess so…
E. Gadd: If you approach a flame, they’ll be surprised by your presence and leap out into the air.
Luigi: Hey, wait, we’ve approached flames and fires before, and they didn’t leap out then.
E. Gadd: That’s because you didn’t have the Fire Elemental Medal. It kinda gives the ghosts a sixth sense, if you would, and causes them to leap out. Anyway, once you see a Fire Elemental Ghost, vacuum ‘em up right away! After that, you can expel the fire by pressing the Expel button on your Poltergust 3000s 1 and 2.”
Waluigi: YES! Now you have to admit, that it cool!
Luigi: Yes, I have to admit it, I am thoroughly impressed.
E. Gadd: You should be! With this ability, you can melt ice, light candles, and do all sorts of stuff! Even some ghosts can only be defeated by fire!
Luigi: Great!
Waluigi: Yeah, yeah, yeah!
E. Gadd: Yes, but be sure to keep an eye on the meter on your Poltergust 3000s and see how much firepower you have left. They tend to run low pretty easily if you're not careful…
Luigi gives a quick glare at Waluigi, but Waluigi doesn’t notice.
E. Gadd: Well, just keep that in mind, boys. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
The screen goes blank.
Waluigi: Well, let’s get out of here, then.
Luigi: We can’t. There are still thorns on the door.
Waluigi: WHAT?! How are we going to get out?! We’re trapped! Trapped like rats!
Nearby Rat: I find that offensive…
Luigi: No, wait! Those candles. They’re unlit.
Waluigi: So?
Luigi: Didn’t you hear what Professor Gadd said?
Waluigi: A little.
Luigi: We can light the candles! Maybe that will do something.
Waluigi: Fine.
Luigi: Luckily, there’s also a torch here, so we can get some of those Fire Elemental Ghosts!
Luigi walks up to it.
Luigi: BOO!
A FEG (for short) pops out.
FEG: EEK!
Luigi quickly sucks it up.
Fire Ghost: What did I do to deserve this…?
The meter on Luigi’s Poltergust 3000 turns red and full, and he begins to light some of the candles. While he does, Waluigi creeps up on the torch and grabs a FEG of his own. Then, he presses down the Expel so fast a huge ball of fire blasts right at Luigi, setting his pants on fire!
Luigi (90): AHH! MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE! MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE!
Waluigi laughs, until Luigi bumps into him and catches his pants on fire, too.
Luigi and Waluigi: AHH! OUR PANTS ARE ON FIRE! OUR PANTS ARE ON FIRE!
They run around the room, lighting the other candles. As soon as the last candle is lit, the thorns vanish, and the Luigis cool down.
Waluigi: Finally! Now let’s get out
of here!