Luigi: That was a fright capturing Neville, wasn’t it?
Waluigi: You said it!
Waluigi opens the door to the Master Bedroom and sees a ghost.
Waluigi: She’s hot!
Luigi: Shut up… She’s a ghost.
Waluigi: I don’t care… Hey, ya married?
The ghost turns from her chair.
Ghost: My name’s Lydia… And yes… I’m married.
Waluigi: TO WHO?!
Luigi: Probably some ghost.
Lydia: I’m married to Neville.
Waluigi’s mouth drops open.
Luigi: Sorry for the disturbance.
Waluigi: Who could ever love him?!
Lydia: Pardon?
Luigi: He said nothing.
Waluigi: Ya have any relatives?
Lydia: I do have a twin sister…
Waluigi: Is she married?
Lydia: Yes.
Waluigi: TO WHO?
Lydia: They're the floating Whirlindas.
Waluigi: It’s a good thing you don’t have any kids.
Lydia: Actually, I have children.
Waluigi: What?!
Luigi: Stop asking so many questions.
Lydia: I have three sons, and one daughter.
Waluigi: Oh, great.
Luigi: It’s hot in here…
Luigi opens a curtain.
Lydia: You’re kidding! It’s such a cold draft!
Luigi: Her heart's exposed!
Luigi sucks her up.
Waluigi: My LOVE!
Luigi: On to the next Portrait Ghost!
Waluigi: WAHH!